The shirt seen on Jimmy Kimmel’s Wednesday night monologue (January 7, 2026), available in the identical seen-on-tv design and bright red color (and other colors because why not). Wear it ironically for a laugh, or unironically if you are a Jimmy Kimmel fan or schizophrenic. The classic crewneck silhouette and medium-weight cotton give it a [...]
It just is what it is. At some point you get tired of fighting reality with your forehead. I don’t have a grand framework or a refined philosophy. I just noticed that the world keeps doing what it does whether I understand it or not, whether I deserve better or not, whether I’m sharp or [...]
Imagine you’re walking around in the rainforest and suddenly you feel an unexplainable urge to climb a tree. You climb up, and then you just sit there on a branch and wait to die. Then an insane fungus alien explodes out of your head. Sounds like a bad trip, right? But it’s what happens to [...]
“It Appears My Superiority Has Led to Some Controversy” is a caption-based meme centered on somewhat ironic, over-the-top nationalism. In the U.S. version, it most often features a crudely drawn map of the United States with a simple smiling face, presenting the country as calmly pleased with itself while acknowledging backlash. The meme originated on [...]
This mug is a tribute to the voice that has survived being talked over in meetings and credited last despite being the hardest worker. It lets everyone in the room know that a Black Womxn is speaking, and she has not had enough damn coffee to repeat herself. It holds more than coffee: it holds [...]
Magic is speaking. Democracy is speaking. Here is the voice that has survived being interrupted, ignored, had her moon mission stolen without credit. It’s time for the Black Womxn to stop being soft-spoken and demure, and to demand change. It’s time for her to finally speak up and be listened to. When wearing this, you’re [...]
You ever see someone who’s buzzing around, doing the most, no plan but somehow making it work? That’s crackhead energy. It’s always moving, always thinking, always doing. Like a wild squirrel on a sugar rush, just go, go, go until the wheels fall off, but you still keep sprinting on foot. No hesitation. Every idea [...]
I’ve been telling all my friends: “Don’t mess with my son, he’s a pure 4k noscope alpha male!” Because you’re not just any alpha male, you’re the ultimate one. Every time you post one of those memes, like the one with the dude in a suit, looking off into the distance like he’s plotting world [...]
In the past, I would have simply pondered the orb in the stillness of my study. I would have sat for hours, gazing into its depths, contemplating the infinite nature of the universe. But now? Now the orb calls me into action. The orb is bouncing, dribbling, taunting me. I grip it with the same [...]
Every time I look at another man and feel the forbidden urge that’s not supposed to be there naturally, I swear, there’s one of those chemtrails up there in the sky brainwashing me with chemicals and shit. I try to ignore it, but they’re freaking zapping my junk with extra zesty supercompounds cooked up in [...]
Don’t be fooled by this simple looking graphic tee. This is actuallyu a scientifically-proven seductive device that will have women everywhere looking at you in a whole new light. The invention combines the subtle art of innuendo with the undeniable power of fruit-based humor. This is not a joke! Let’s start with the basics: bananas. [...]
The yellow graphics and distressed lettering makes it feel ripped straight from underground shortbus flyers. Great for people who live for gritty riffs, vintage zines, and charity basement gigs. It translates the adrenaline of a live set into a piece you can slip on anytime, from weekend shows to meetups with fellow tards. Be confrontationally [...]
The meme that we are stuck paying taxes to pedophiles isn’t necessarily always meant as a factual claim so much as a gut-punch way of saying “I loathe and distrust the institutions that rob my money.” It’s shorthand for the idea that power structures are corrupt, unaccountable, and shield their worst actors. Still, they did [...]
There’s like this switch inside of me, on one side, I’m loyal to the bone, there for you no matter what. But on the other, I’m numb, distant, almost like I could turn cold without a second thought. Maybe I’m just afraid of getting too close. It’s easier to keep people at arm’s length and [...]
Float into a room like you belong to a magic parallel world. A SEX world. A psychedelic unicorn prances across your chest, wings out, casting spells of sass and confidence. With the bold HORNY in front and the playful AND FULL OF MAGIC underneath, it’s a mix of mischief, glitter, and power. It reads as [...]
“Clown world” suggests incompetence, cream pies, and slapstick in bright colors. What we’re actually dealing with is an evil clown world, where even absurdity is a weapon. Things that should be treated with seriousness are mocked into meaninglessness, while things that deserve scrutiny are wrapped in jokes and irony until no one feels responsible for [...]
“Ok, Boomer,” huh? Well, let me tell ya, kiddo, I’m just here living my best life, and I deserve it. Back in my day, we had to actually get out there and grind if we wanted anything. Boy, did we ever. No shortcuts, no participation trophies, just good old-fashioned elbow grease and determination. I started [...]
It’s time to say what polite society is too afraid to whisper: landlords are people. Real, breathing, spreadsheet-loving people who wake up every day and ask themselves: how will I provide for my children? For too long, dark elements have poisoned the well, turning the tenant-landlord relationship into a battlefield instead of what it should [...]
Borderline Personality Disorder is complex and multifaceted, but when viewed as a superpower, it ranks up there with the best. Consider the following. A key characteristic of the disorder is that emotions are felt deeply and with a vividness that others may never experience. Someone with BPD can feel a moment of joy more intensely, [...]
This shirt give some power to wearer. You feel like handle small problem, big problem, everything. Bad sword boy remind you to stay strong, stay focus, make crime if needed. Very nice gift for friend or family who like anime, adventure, very strong character. You wear shirt, you feel story is yours, you are the [...]
If a UFO has been hovering in the background of your life, this is your RSVP. No more screaming, just an exasperated readiness for whatever comes next. You’ve got a thousand places to be, even if one of them is a beam of light snatching you from your bedroom at night. The UFO is of [...]