Remember when you used to think the news was real? That was cute. Now we’re all just reverse-engineering what actually happened from a pile of contradictory headlines and a tweet from some guy with 40 followers who, strangely, keeps being right.
Journalists brought you WMDs in Iraq, years of Russiagate fever dreams, and hundreds of exposés on why hiking is racist. If you’ve ever seen a legacy news outlet correct a false story with a 2-word update buried under six ads, or watched them turn a nothingburger into a cultural firestorm, you know: this shirt isn’t exaggerating. It’s underreacting.
Because you don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do, but you don’t.
How it's made
The unisex tshirt blank for adults this tee is based on is a Comfort Colors 1717. This garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.
The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Machine wash instructions: cold (max 30C or 90F), do not bleach. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not dryclean.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| Weight | N/A |
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