A flicker on a radar screen, a whistleblower with a suspiciously well-rehearsed story, a grainy video that cuts to black at just the right moment… The UFO mythos isn’t about visitors from another world. It’s about control. Nothing distracts quite like the promise of the impossible, dangled just out of reach. The men in suits knew this long ago.
From the CIA’s 1953 Robertson Panel (which conveniently suggested weaponizing UFO hysteria) to the more recent New Jersey drone op and Pentagon’s tic-tac-shaped bedtime stories, the narrative has always been in someone’s hands — just never yours. They roll out the alien breadcrumbs when it suits them, shifting the public eye wherever they need it to go.
Chase the lights, decode the documents, post the blurry screenshots. Every new “disclosure” is just another push deeper into the fog. The only thing that’s ever really landed is the lie. And the only abduction happening is your attention.
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How it's made
This unisex garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.
The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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