Touch Grass, Not Minors reads like the unholy marriage of a Twitter subtweet and a court-ordered PSA, but make it fashion. It’s not trying to start a movement. It’s just tired. Tired of Discord mods. Tired of people defending the indefensible with anime avatars and the moral compass of a microwave.
The shirt is preaching a gospel of baseline decency. It suggests, without screaming, that maybe the next great awakening isn’t psychedelic, but chlorophyll. Go outside. Stand in the sun. Stop being chronically online before you turn into a Discord user being groomed by international PDF file rings.
How it's made
This unisex garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.
The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
| Weight | N/A |
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