It’s time to say what polite society is too afraid to whisper: landlords are people. Real, breathing, spreadsheet-loving people who wake up every day and ask themselves: how will I provide for my children? For too long, dark elements have poisoned the well, turning the tenant-landlord relationship into a battlefield instead of what it should be: a beautiful partnership centered on rent, rules, miscellaneous fees, and gratuity.
Because landlords provide one of humanity’s most sacred needs: a place to exist indoors. This is no small service. Walls don’t maintain themselves. Pipes don’t magically stop leaking. And rent certainly doesn’t collect itself. These are heroic acts of coordination and resilience. Yet instead of gratitude, landlords are met with suspicion and anti-landlord memes.
We must transcend this toxic dynamic. The landlord is not your enemy; they are your guide through the perilous journey of habitation. And that’s why landlords deserve a healthy tip for services rendered as much as any waitstaff. If you can tip someone for bringing you a coffee, surely you can tip the person who allows you to have a roof! A few extra dollars says, “I see you. I respect your struggle. THANK YOU for letting me live here.” This is the least we can do to uplift one of the most marginalized groups in our society. Have some humanity!
How it's made
The unisex tshirt blank for adults this tee is based on is a Comfort Colors 1717. This garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.
The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Machine wash instructions: cold (max 30C or 90F), do not bleach. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not dryclean.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product information: Comfort Colors 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
| Weight | N/A |
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