In a world saturated with pretense, this clarion call for genitalia displays has taken it upon itself to be the manifesto for our true animal nature. It invites a raw and unfiltered expression of self, while simultaneously ripping off an ancient viral song by Jon Lajoie who hopefully won’t sue us. The minimalist design speaks volumes, challenging conformity and encouraging a liberated, no-nonsense attitude. Buy it before we run out of white ink.
How it's made
This unisex shirt is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production. The shirt is also certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.75 | 16.93 | 18.50 | 20.08 | 21.65 | 22.83 | 24.41 | 25.20 |