“Why Did Mommy Send Me to Heaven?” Pitbull Shirt

I don’t get it. One minute, Mommy’s hugging me, telling me I’m a good boy, and then the next, she puts me in a cage and drives me to this place with big gates and people in white coats. Next thing I’m in heaven with all the other good boys.

I don’t understand what I did wrong. In my world, protecting Mommy is all that matters. She fed me, gave me treats, and scratched behind my ears like I was the best thing she’d ever seen. So why, when I did what I was built to do, is she acting like I’m the bad one now? I just wanted to keep her safe, keep us safe, from the toddlers.

How it's made

The unisex tshirt blank for adults this tee is based on is a Gildan 64000. Made with ethically grown and harvested ring-spun US cotton, this is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) in a modern unisex cut. The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether formal or semi-formal.

Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Note that due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

Machine wash instructions: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors, do not bleach. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not dryclean.

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