“Ok, Boomer,” huh? Well, let me tell ya, kiddo, I’m just here living my best life, and I deserve it. Back in my day, we had to actually get out there and grind if we wanted anything. Boy, did we ever. No shortcuts, no participation trophies, just good old-fashioned elbow grease and determination. I started off from the bottom, busting my tail with a job in a world that actually required you to put in effort. And yeah, I got that job by giving the manager a firm handshake.
So I’ve damn well earned the right to spend my time cruising the Caribbean and visiting every European city on my bucket list. I know how to enjoy life, unlike you mentally ill snowflakes. Got myself a couple of rental properties, a healthy stock portfolio, and, let’s just say the upside-down pineapple on my hat isn’t there for nothing… I’m living it up and there’s nothing you can do about it. When you throw that “Ok, Boomer” at me, just remember: I’m sitting pretty, kid.
Yep. You can’t rush good things. I’ll see you on the golf course when I get back home…you know, if you can afford the green fees.
GREAT GIFT IDEA FOR BOOMERS IN YOUR LIFE AGED 35 TO 90!!
How it's made
The unisex tshirt blank for adults this tee is based on is a Gildan 64000. Made with ethically grown and harvested ring-spun US cotton, this is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) in a modern unisex cut. The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether formal or semi-formal.
Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Note that due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Machine wash instructions: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors, do not bleach. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not dryclean.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| Weight | N/A |
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