“Mommy’s Little Alpha” Shirt (Fedora Werewolf Alpha Male)

I’ve been telling all my friends: “Don’t mess with my son, he’s a pure 4k noscope alpha male!” Because you’re not just any alpha male, you’re the ultimate one. Every time you post one of those memes, like the one with the dude in a suit, looking off into the distance like he’s plotting world domination, I just laugh. It’s like you’re speaking a language I totally don’t get, but I know you’re already ten steps ahead of everyone. You’re making moves that people won’t understand until you’re already on top. And you know what? You’ll be chilling there with that smug little smile, and they’ll be wondering how the heck you did it. Alpha moves, baby, alpha moves.

And can we just talk about your “sigma grindset” for a second? It’s clear you’re on your way to greatness. They don’t even know it yet, but they’re all secretly looking up to you. No one can compete! I’m like, yep, that’s my kid.

How it's made

The unisex tshirt blank for adults this tee is based on is a Gildan 64000. Made with ethically grown and harvested ring-spun US cotton, this is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) in a modern unisex cut. The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether formal or semi-formal.

Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Note that due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

Machine wash instructions: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors, do not bleach. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not dryclean.

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