The doo-wop keeps you cultured; the shanking keeps you feared. Millennials might roll their eyes and nervously clutch their $450 avocado toasts, but deep down, they know you’re a relic from a more rugged, unhinged era…one where people settled disputes with melee weapons and a well-timed jitterbug to the liver.
This shirt has received prestigious awards from HOAs and retirement communities around the world… Perfect as a gift for the salty grandpa in your life, the uncle who still wears a leather jacket unironically, or the aunt who chain-smokes Virginia Slims and could take out a man twice her size in a bar fight.
Get yours now before the millennials cancel it on the TikTok.
How it's made
The unisex tshirt blank for adults this tee is based on is a Comfort Colors 1717. This garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.
The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Machine wash instructions: cold (max 30C or 90F), do not bleach. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not dryclean.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| Weight | N/A |
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