“I’m Into BDSM… Blasting Doo-wop & Shanking Millennials” Vintage Grandparent Gift Shirt

The doo-wop keeps you cultured; the shanking keeps you feared. Millennials might roll their eyes and nervously clutch their $450 avocado toasts, but deep down, they know you’re a relic from a more rugged, unhinged era…one where people settled disputes with melee weapons and a well-timed jitterbug to the liver.

This shirt has received prestigious awards from HOAs and retirement communities around the world… Perfect as a gift for the salty grandpa in your life, the uncle who still wears a leather jacket unironically, or the aunt who chain-smokes Virginia Slims and could take out a man twice her size in a bar fight.

Get yours now before the millennials cancel it on the TikTok.

How it's made

This unisex garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.

The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production.

Size guide

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean