Bigfoot truly could not care less. Believe, don’t believe…He’s still out there, moisturized, living his best forest life.
Meanwhile, people will demand your belief, your agreement, and your emotional investment before they’ve even finished their second sentence. They want footnotes. They want loyalty. They want you to clap at the correct moments.
Bigfoot reminds you that you’re allowed to opt out of believing, agreeing, or engaging. Some things don’t need your endorsement to keep existing.
Great for:
- Hikers — Because they trust the woods more than people (this is how they survive all the serial killers).
- Campers — Anyone who’s slept on the ground knows silence is preferable to opinions.
- Skeptics — Professionally unconvinced, recreationally amused.
- Wine Aunts — Has heard every story, believes none of them, pours anyway.
- Introverts — Bigfoot respects boundaries. So do they.
- Outdoor Photographers — Chasing proof, but not emotionally attached to finding it.
- Friends Who Hate Small Talk — This says everything they don’t feel like explaining.
- People in Group Chats — A polite way to opt out without muting anyone (yet).
- Anyone Who’s “Seen Some Things” — Obviously.
How it's made
Made with ethically grown and harvested ring-spun US cotton, this is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) in a modern unisex cut. The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether formal or semi-formal.
Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Note that due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
| Weight | N/A |
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