I Believe The Good Things, You Believe The Bad Things Shirt

All the data is in, and peer reviewed studies publicized in the most fashionable blogs reflect them. You have facts-based opinions, backed by science and critical thinking. Whether it’s dissecting cultural trends or navigating heated politics, your beliefs are the final say in the matter because they are grounded in a thorough and nuanced understanding of the subject matter. They are, simply put, the Good Things. If you disagree with Good Things, then you must necessarily believe in the Bad Things. This is simple logic and your brain is perfectly logical.

Your moral values are unimpeachable and the final development of science-informed empathy. Your mind is the apex human achievement at the end of history. Wow. Where can you even go from here? Probably you will become an immortal energy being and make love to all of creation until its last flickering light goes out in the heat death of the universe. Of course there will be a heat death; science proved it, using science.

How it's made

This unisex shirt is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production. The shirt is also certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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