Light Them Up, Exploding Chimpanzee Shirt (Anti-chimp Activism)
$25.99
Unlike other animals that kill for survival or territory, chimpanzees exhibit an affinity for sadism. They engage in prolonged, calculated attacks on rivals, tearing off limbs, biting off fingers, and mutilating their victims in ways that reveal the malevolence within. In the wild, they have been observed committing infanticide, not to eliminate competition but for funsies. The chimp’s intelligence only makes its brutality all the more disturbing: it is fully aware of the suffering it inflicts.
You may remember the case of Travis. Raised in captivity and treated like a pet, the male chimpanzee had been socialized to human ways, yet when he attacked his owner’s friend, Charla Nash, he did so with an almost demonic ferocity. He ripped off her hands, tore away her face, and left her so unrecognizable that even experienced medical professionals were traumatized by the aftermath. He methodically destroyed her features — gnawing off her nose, eyelids, and lips. It was as if he understood exactly how to inflict the maximum horror possible. Even after being stabbed and struck, Travis continued his rampage, stopping only when killed by police.
Travis is not an outlier, but emblematic of a disturbing pattern in chimpanzee behavior. These creatures possess a darkness that should never be underestimated. Light them all up.
How it's made
This unisex garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.
The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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