“Clown world” suggests incompetence, cream pies, and slapstick in bright colors. What we’re actually dealing with is an evil clown world, where even absurdity is a weapon. Things that should be treated with seriousness are mocked into meaninglessness, while things that deserve scrutiny are wrapped in jokes and irony until no one feels responsible for questioning them. You’re told not to take anything too seriously, except the rules, which change constantly and somehow always benefit the ringmasters. Confusion becomes a feature, not a bug.
The real cruelty is how this world gaslights you into doubting your own perception. You notice contradictions, double standards, and obvious nonsense, and you’re told the problem is your tone, your attitude, or your failure to “keep up.” The clowns grin wider as they insist that up is down, that chaos is progress, and that anyone pointing out the mess is the real threat. Sanity itself becomes suspect, framed as outdated or dangerous.
An evil clown world thrives on exhaustion. It keeps you too tired to think clearly and too distracted to organize anything real. Every day brings a new outrage, a new spectacle, a new scandal, all competing for your attention until outrage itself loses meaning. When everything is urgent, nothing is. The clowns count on you burning out before you start asking who built the tent.
How it's made
Made with ethically grown and harvested ring-spun US cotton, this is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) in a modern unisex cut. The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether formal or semi-formal.
Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Note that due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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