This shirt dares people to engage, even though both parties know exactly where the conversation is going. You’re either about to launch into a full, shameless monologue about your DIY audio empire — or you’re holding a mirror up to the cultural plague of endless, unsolicited podcast pitches.
It belongs to a certain kind of person: the host who knows their content is maybe 30% dead air and 70% inside jokes, and they wouldn’t change a thing. But more probably the guy who has no podcast, never will, but is tired of being cornered at parties by someone with a Yeti mic and a vision.
That being said…podcasts, for all their saturation, are still one of the last truly earnest art forms. People are shouting into the void, hoping someone cares enough to listen. This shirt pokes at that vulnerability while also indulging in it. It’s cynical, but not cruel. Whether you wear it with pride or disdain depends entirely on your mood, the company, and maybe how many Patreon subscribers you have.
How it's made
This unisex garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.
The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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