22 thoughts on “How do I become him?

    • Anonymous says:

      He looks like a cartoon character, what are you talking about?

      you really wanna be that ugly? i mean, do you really, want to look like him? think about how stupid that is; look at him. look at his hecking face. tell me you want to have that butt-ugly face. only mother could love a mug that hideous

      Pete Doherty = stylin Irish rocker

      simple as

      cope seethe and dial8 envious /fashion/cels

      • Anonymous says:

        envious of what? his ugly ass? certainly crying myself to sleep over that, knowing my eyes aren’t as far apart as his, god, how am i going to live with myself knowing i’m not a piss-face horse like him? jesus.. it’s so over.
        >inb4 UR SEEVING!!!
        like pottery

        • Anonymous says:

          >cope seethe and dial8 envious /fashion/cels
          I am a laid back and frank person, when I say he has an ugly face, it’s not because I am "seething" but because I like truth and the obvious

          Kate Moss loves him. Kys.

          • Anonymous says:

            loved past tense m8, sure he’s a brilliant musician but no one is falling in love with a man who loves their addiction more than their own children, pete also looks quite monstrous in his older age

          • Anonymous says:

            A 6/10 women once loved a Bill Murray lookalike, how is this supposed to be worth an own thread?

      • Anonymous says:

        >cope seethe and dial8 envious /fashion/cels
        I am a laid back and frank person, when I say he has an ugly face, it’s not because I am "seething" but because I like truth and the obvious

  1. Anonymous says:

    you really wanna be that ugly? i mean, do you really, want to look like him? think about how stupid that is; look at him. look at his hecking face. tell me you want to have that butt-ugly face. only mother could love a mug that hideous

  2. Anonymous says:

    he wears mostly bespoke suits that have a bit of a bohemian air to them, look through his insta and check out some of the old tailors he went to

  3. Anonymous says:

    >get on dope
    >start a good band
    >break up said band by being a druggie pos but also write some bangers about said breakup
    >get fat
    >get back together with the lads 10+ years on for an ok but forgettable third album
    >stay fat
    Any questions?

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