Ah, Yahoo! Answers. Youโre the queen of the screenshot and the queen of our hearts. Weโd bring you flowers if only we knew your address.
Some of these Yahoo questions are weird. Some are sad. Some are creepy. All will make you question the future of humanity.
The one from a hot-boxed boyfriendโฆ
The one from an involuntarily aroused sonโฆ
The one from a delusional parentโฆ
The one from an inquisitive virginโฆ
The one about the steamy vajayjayโฆ
The one from a concerned fatherโฆ
The one from a novice Christian cookโฆ
The one from Pedobearโฆ
The one about pets and the clapโฆ
The one about fuck buddy hygieneโฆ
The one from a well-grounded teenage girlโฆ
The one from a kid who just wants to partyโฆ
The one from a concerned deodorant userโฆ
And โ of course โ the one about the secret girlfriendโฆ