What the FUCK was his problem?
A. Persians were being MEAN to the oxen they sacrificed during Haoma ceremonies and shit. Big nono.
B. Too few people were aware that Ohrmazd is the greatest, and that all He wants you to do is be righteous to each other, while smashing bugs and snakes.
Zoroaster fixed those issues for the most part, and then he was swooped up into heaven, where he hangs out and looks badass forever.
Good for him
Auspicious numbers, and thanks man. It took a lot of work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV8mAgRT5Wg
Dirty Dravidian and Semitic dog haters.
You will burn during the frashagird :^)
wish I kept an AI generated Ricky Gervais sipping a mai tai in a hawaiian shirt surrounded by fire for exactly this occasion
Here you go my friend.
Oh this is good
Have another :]
ha! hang in there Ricky
lmfao what is that pizza doing there, did you prompt that?
Meanwhile the holy guy is just looking at him like "wtf"
This shit is great. I have hundreds of eternally damned Rickys now.
Have another :]
Did he talk shit about Zoroastranism?
In the Quran, Zoroastrians (Magians) are considered to be "people of the book". Therefore they are an accepted monotheistic faith.
As for the believers, those who follow the israeli faith, the Sabians, the Christians, the Magians, and the idolaters, God will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection; God witnesses all things.
Interestingly the three wise men who visited Jesus when he was born are called "Magi" in the Bible.
>Interestingly the three wise men who visited Jesus when he was born are called "Magi" in the Bible.
The Magi were a Persian tribe. They're among the older branches of Aryans. In Alexander's time they were still the guardians of the tombs of the emperors. They disappear after the Seleucid kingdom dissolved though. Not really sure what happened to them.
Interacted too much with cowards.
Zoroaster didn't exist.
The Greco-Romans thought so and they dated him to 6000 BC.
You will suffer in the end, forever.
Fuckin hell this is the best one yet
And very fitting. Greco-Romans define history. I bet that guy thinks the OT is a historical document xD
Thanks brother. May the day of judgement come swiftly for all those who blaspheme Zartosht and Ohrmazd.
He canonically wanked into some lake for
a future prophet to be conceived from it "miraculously"
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