Zoroaster

What the FUCK was his problem?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A. Persians were being MEAN to the oxen they sacrificed during Haoma ceremonies and shit. Big nono.

    B. Too few people were aware that Ohrmazd is the greatest, and that all He wants you to do is be righteous to each other, while smashing bugs and snakes.

    Zoroaster fixed those issues for the most part, and then he was swooped up into heaven, where he hangs out and looks badass forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good for him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Auspicious numbers, and thanks man. It took a lot of work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV8mAgRT5Wg

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dirty Dravidian and Semitic dog haters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will burn during the frashagird :^)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wish I kept an AI generated Ricky Gervais sipping a mai tai in a hawaiian shirt surrounded by fire for exactly this occasion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here you go my friend.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh this is good

            Thanks mate

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Have another :]

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ha! hang in there Ricky

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao what is that pizza doing there, did you prompt that?
                Meanwhile the holy guy is just looking at him like "wtf"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This shit is great. I have hundreds of eternally damned Rickys now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have another :]

            Did he talk shit about Zoroastranism?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the Quran, Zoroastrians (Magians) are considered to be "people of the book". Therefore they are an accepted monotheistic faith.

    Quran 22:17
    As for the believers, those who follow the israeli faith, the Sabians, the Christians, the Magians, and the idolaters, God will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection; God witnesses all things.

    Interestingly the three wise men who visited Jesus when he was born are called "Magi" in the Bible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Interestingly the three wise men who visited Jesus when he was born are called "Magi" in the Bible.
      The Magi were a Persian tribe. They're among the older branches of Aryans. In Alexander's time they were still the guardians of the tombs of the emperors. They disappear after the Seleucid kingdom dissolved though. Not really sure what happened to them.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interacted too much with cowards.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoroaster didn't exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Greco-Romans thought so and they dated him to 6000 BC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Greco-Romans
        Post discarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Greco-Romans
      Post discarded.

      You will suffer in the end, forever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuckin hell this is the best one yet

        And very fitting. Greco-Romans define history. I bet that guy thinks the OT is a historical document xD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks brother. May the day of judgement come swiftly for all those who blaspheme Zartosht and Ohrmazd.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He canonically wanked into some lake for
    a future prophet to be conceived from it "miraculously"

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped counting at 2

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