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Zoomers have ruined metal.

It's fucking over, they will eventually discover and desecrate every single microgenre no matter how obscure it is. I fucking hate these little homosexuals so much, I hope they all die. 2020s is officially the worst fucking decade in the history of humanity and it will only get much worse.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People want to accumulate knowledge so what. Makes sense a retard metalhead would be against that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These fucking zoomers are fucking enjoyment vampires. Anything they touch is stripped of any value that it once had. Once they learn about something it can't be good again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >learning more about genres you like is bad because...well because it just is, ok??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        generations before you said the exact same shit about you, people whine about youth just like they've have been doing since written history started,

        when you start having feelings like this what it means is that you are now old and uncool and have peaked in your development

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish someone gatekept your ass so hard that you never got into the things you're into

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have sex. You are insuferable.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you like babymetal anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japs can't into metal. Their vocalists are too weak and feminine, their dicks, balls hands are too tiny to play western instruments. They're like adult children.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >Japs can't into metal
        Fucking lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        You can't into metal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is this album cover ironic?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, this is what metalheads actually deem as cool…lol

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is only one metal subgenre zooms will never touch, I think we all know which one it is...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trad Doom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NSBM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >64 views
    Anon lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      64k actually.

      There is only one metal subgenre zooms will never touch, I think we all know which one it is...

      you bet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ordered a Burzum shirt directly from Varg for three reasons: to piss off zoomtards, because I like his music, and because Hvis Lyset Tar Oss was one of the albums that started DSBM. Hope a frail-boned antifa zoom tranny tries me >:)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is she even trying to communicate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      64k retard

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually the metal was ruined because nu metal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anthrax and Public Enemy were the reason nu-metal bands existed at all. Blame them.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these look like excellent and informative videos to help a newbie like me get into these genres! thanks for sharing OP!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I fucking hate Wyattxhim so god damn much, and every other soulless funko pop kvlt kiddy. These 20something year old trust fund 'soomer cunts sort of did "ruin" alternative music for me, in that I no longer collect physical copies. Fuck "supporting the artists". The fact that even the LLN came out of the woodwork and made brandcamp accounts to peddle their products has really made me lose respect for almost all "underground" artists. Brandcamp is not underground. There's still plenty of other genres that zoomers haven't "discovered" (appropriated into meaningless consumer products). And power electronics, hatecore, and most other forms of art considered heretical to the Disney corporation, Netflix, status-quo social media engineers will forever remain out of their reach. They also find subtle music "boring" because it can't be easily incorporated into their consumer pseudo-countercultur identity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      It's fucking surreal how metal and underground music has become another trend/consumer product, just like videogames, anime. Everything will eventually become commodified even if it's nonconformist and radical. It's all about selling a product (even if it's not physical people would pay others to react to their favorite music or get their opinion/validation while playing videogames), It has never been easier to pozz every imaginable niche activity. The modern hyperglobalized internet has erased the regional borders (western zoomers who were not supposed to be exposed to foreign culture are now fetishizing soviet and japanese music and creating shitty playlists which is the most pretentious and inorganic way to appreciate music), everything feels so fucking fake and soulless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        let me guess, you identify with bitch boy on the left

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm the one lying on the floor behind them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are they dead?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >playlists bad
        why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BLASTAAAN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        metal was always a reunion of the cringiest and shitiests aspect of a generation, you are just too oblivious to it now when you see people just like you attaching themselves to this vomit genre of music

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro are you retarded? do you know how expensive making music is you tard? if everyone who listened to alternative music was a homosexual hipster like you there would only be pop music

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do you know how expensive making music is
        I'm talking about underground music dumbass. Making demo tapes in your dungeon doesn't cause jack shit, and renting out a studio for a few sessions doesn't cost jack shit either. That goes for the 80s/90s acts as well as today. In fact, it's even cheaper and easier today than it was back then. That's why the FUNderground so god damn oversaturated with bedroom black metal and noise projects made by tourist dweebs.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you were the "zoomer" once, people are gonna get into metal whether you want it or not
    (they'll probably grow out of it)

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boo hoo new people are discovering things i like boo hoo they are not allowed to do that because listening to my music makes me unique and quirky boo hoo i'm shitting and crying

    Grow up homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zommer tourist detected. You will never be respected.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is what black metal fans who always talked about "lore" wanted why be upset. the part they thought was important is still the important part.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are pathetic even if they are fully ironic.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wyattxhim is based

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    it was already over you fucking retard

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok diaper shitter. go back to listening to surface level shit like death and bolt thrower while pretending you didnt get into metal through guitar hero

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People want to accumulate knowledge so what. Makes sense a retard metalhead would be against that

      So how many albums/bands would you need to have listened to be knowledgeable in a genre?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't really quantify something arbitrary like that. I just think it's cringey to shit on kids for getting into a genre from meme videos or something like tiktok when 99% of metalheads age 25-35 were introduced to it through ps2 games. Millennials need to climb off their high horse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based as fuck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well I guess I'm one of the elite 1% who actually discovered new bands by going to record stores, reading zines/flyers, attending live shows, and talking to other fans of the genre. Any other way is fake and gay as fuck.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if someone made a Lettuce Iceberg (iceberg lettuce lol)

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Careful anon you might actually have something to talk with a female girl about in a couple years

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, I hate that fucking iceberg meme bullshit. It was fine on LULZ as a topic, but then all these assholes took the idea and monetized it and also diluted all the subjects at hand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That happens to a lot of LULZ memes, the same thing happened to the backroom shit and SCP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's true. So sick of that shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "memes" as a concept is cancerous garbage for retarded with arrested development. It's even dumber than adults watching starwars and reading comics.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >little
    I’m bigger than you, bitch

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just listen to the music without seething over some youtube guy its not hard

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >t. diapershitter

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even fucking function irl.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how pathetic one's life must be to care this much about some literal nobody on youtube making videos about bands you like. does this stem from some sort of deep-seated fear of confrontation from your childhood? why are you getting so concerned about what some teenager is posting on the internet instead of just listening to the music?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With this I agree

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aussie cunts. that is a genre ya know

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, metal was already a rotting corpse over 20 years ago. Stop blaming zoomers for having awful taste.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    metal is for children

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not like there was much to ruin in the first place, anon. Maybe you'll be able to listen to actual music now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Metal is the most fun genre, you fag

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heavy metal was invented to describe Black Sabbath not your norwegian death n-word shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      and yet is describes both

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