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Zoomer here (20). I will discover all your favourite albums and there's nothing you can do about it

Zoomer here (20)
I will discover all your favourite albums and there's nothing you can do about it

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good for you, hope you enjoy it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Zoomers discovering better music is not a bad thing. The low IQ gorilla trash "ooga booga ass and titties and gangsta shit ooga booga *drum beat* whoooop whooop" that is marketed towards zoomies is all the same shit and may unironically be responsible for the end of the flynn effect.

      No really, zoomos are the first generation to have lower IQ on average in a century. It's so fucking sad.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you literally won't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bruuuuhhhh. Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers found LULZ LULZ
    it's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, it means you finally developed some taste beyond n-wordtrap

      They've been here for a while now

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I will discover all your favourite albums
    Absolutely guaranteed you won't. And if you did, you wouldn't perceive their greatness and they'd still remain unclaimed by your generation and stay unappreciated. And that's a bad thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you wouldn't perceive their greatness and they'd still remain unclaimed by your generation and stay unappreciated
      you own nothing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're correct.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You said nothing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek this is so retarded

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. unable to appreciate greatness

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >20
    fucking boomer

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discover deez nuts!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not very likely. Do the “kids” listen to crust punk, powerviolence, grindcore, etc. these days?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      anon, kids are the only ones who listen to crust punk, powerviolence, grindcore, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 22 and listen to all those :^) I’m coming for you cramps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      anon, kids are the only ones who listen to crust punk, powerviolence, grindcore, etc.

      that scene peaked like seven years ago, hardcore punk in general and everything around it is dying off, metal is having a resurgence as well as goth

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you do, start with death grips - bros on the moon

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can move to the country and stop going on the internet.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats homosexual, great job on never being a woman.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    the pearls will remain the same and buried, but the manure, the manure keeps piling

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    find my gems no one listened to before they're gone
    Men I Trust is closest modern zoomer band, enjoy both

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Great
    Start here

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    gen z already knew more about boomer music than boomers ever did
    i interact with decrepit hicks 24/7 and they don't even know names like townes van zandt or jackson c frank, it's pathetic

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good luck with that

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You won’t do it unless bros do it. If bros start playing my favs then it’s over, I know you’ll be creeping right behind them like always.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you do and I hope they bring you as much joy as they have brought me 🙂

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    That's totally ok. You have such a low attention span that all of my favorite artists and albums will just seem "boring" to you and your entire soulless consumer-oriented generation. Have fun chasing consumer trends in a half hearted attempt to define yourself, jackass. Remember to take your daily allowance of covid boosters and high fructose corn syrup.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy to hear it. Would you like a list?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do it

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    listen to some power electronics with some closed ear nice headphones on full blast for a whole day. I do it all the time.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck did curly hair become associated with zoomers? makes no fucking sense. There are literally portraits of ancient greek people with the exact same haircut

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You won't because my favorite album is only available via a torrent and zoomers can't into torrents

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