Zoomer girls I try to get with have zero reaction to me driving a Range Rover.

Zoomer girls I try to get with have zero reaction to me driving a Range Rover. The brand just has no cache with young people. I might as well be driving a Ford Expedition.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get a Mercedes

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how old are you anon?
    zoomers are like 25 at the oldest now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what is he, a pedophile? She’s only 21 years old!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she was only 38 you sick frick

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cache
    *cachet

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we're in the post-materialist generation where, especially in dating, things you can't buy are the most important e.g looks, race, experiences

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >post-materialist
      Not quite. People are just poor, not because they don't want stuff. Millennials looked like what zoomers are today until they actually had a non-shit wage, and then they started buying luxury vehicles and McMansions like the Xers and boomers before them.

      The inner beauty, heritage, and legacy things are still fantasies of people who want things to be better. It's all they have. It is a good goal in theory but foolish to assume people will stick to it if their life circumstances became better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Money can open the door to a lot of experiences

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In this case it's not money, just an expensive car. If you had the cars value on hand in cash, it may different.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. also zoomer women just dont give a flying frick about cars

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer women just dont give a flying frick about cars

        Zoomer women only care about expensive luxury sedans or jeeps.

        >Zoomer women only care about expensive luxury sedans or jeeps
        The duality of (wo)man, fr fr no cap.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This. also zoomer women just dont give a flying frick about cars
        Honestly having some old volvo wagon might be even more impressive for some of them. Some women even told me that sports cars are seen in negative way. Most young women if they even care about cars they just want it to be clean and new with fancy tech so they can plug in in their iphone. Picrel weird crossover is literally more impressive for average woman than s-class or landcruiser.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Picrel weird crossover is literally more impressive for average woman than s-class or landcruiser.
          More impressive for them driving it them. Not for you
          Women have moronic attraction for cramped shithoxes. My mother LOVES the Nissan Kicks despite how shit it and overpriced it is.
          >Some women even told me that sports cars are seen in negative way
          Midlife crisis or something else?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the bump panels on the c4 cactus were pure quineaux

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            C4 Cactus gen 1 is pure kino

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I wished citroen kept the old steering wheel with the stationary center.

            Recently citroen dropped the ball like crazy.
            Hydractive is dead and their recent "flagship" is all made if fricking china.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Rolls Royce licence built Citroen suspension for their cars because it was the best.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why do all cars without a massive center console feel so soulless?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > Drive a 2021 Mazda 3 Sedan
        > One chick asks if it is like a Tesla due to it being so quiet
        > Another thinks its a 85k Lexus sedan
        > Third says "Yeah, I did think you drove a Merc"
        Its unhinged. Theyre used to 2003 corollas or depreciated beemeers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can you name a time in history that wasn't true you braindead moron. why are you speaking like you're saying something insightful

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cars were good chick magnets when they were scarse, mostly during 60s and 70s.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why are you being a dick?
        >always been the case
        average and even below average men once had a chance before Chad was globalized and being photogenic was important for online profiles

        >post-materialist
        Not quite. People are just poor, not because they don't want stuff. Millennials looked like what zoomers are today until they actually had a non-shit wage, and then they started buying luxury vehicles and McMansions like the Xers and boomers before them.

        The inner beauty, heritage, and legacy things are still fantasies of people who want things to be better. It's all they have. It is a good goal in theory but foolish to assume people will stick to it if their life circumstances became better.

        this gen is known to not even get drivers licenses so I dont think fancy car is on their radar

        Money can open the door to a lot of experiences

        yeah but if you dont have the type of personality for it you know youre gonna be doing stuff alone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >this gen is known to not even get drivers licenses so I dont think fancy car is on their radar
          Very true. I hope that heralds a return to a more utilitarian way of designing cars, being that features don't necessarily attract them to the idea of owning a set of wheels.

          When I'm forced to enter the containment zone of cities, college towns and youthful suburbs that are gentrifying the swarthy youths away, the older zoomlings are driving things like Echos and Mirages on the cheap end and no higher than Camrys, RAV4s, and CRVs on the high end. They really do not want anything to do with operating a car if they can help it, and they definitely do not want a larger car than they need. They'll shun minivans, vans, and large SUVs simply for the reason that they don't see themselves moving out of the city they settled in, and therefore need no more than a compact car.

          I can see DAtism shift as well. The fast kids want to ride a rocket ship, not ride the tiger. There will be no flash, fire or flame, or fanfare to that speed. The old fricks will call it soulless, but they'll just see it as efficient. The end goal is to be fast, why waste effort on the spectacle? The ricer frickbois, with whatever social media handle exists in the future, will continue to be frickbois, and rack up more traffic and fix-it fines than their mod budget, despite being unable to break the speed limit in anything under 10 seconds. The off-road guys will endlessly b***h about the mass surge of normies trying to scale the mountains and ford rivers for that social media post.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomer girls I try to get with have zero reaction to me driving a Range Rover.
    That's because zoomers for the most part don't care about cars, and the ones that do buy expensive frickboi shit like everyone else these days.

    These days the popular thing to do with cars with non-car zoomers is to turn it into an expeditionary vehicle.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a 2008 Mazda B4K and no zoomie chick has dissed my trugg yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trugg is fashionable. Old truck very much so.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >having a car to impress women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to impress women with material goods alone is cringe, but someone not being able to discern quality is a red flag.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Having a car that impresses women and having a car to impress women are very different things.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer women only care about expensive luxury sedans or jeeps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer women just dont give a flying frick about cars
      [...]
      >Zoomer women only care about expensive luxury sedans or jeeps
      The duality of (wo)man, fr fr no cap.

      Can confirm zoomettes like Jeep wranglers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a 2007 JKU a 2009 Audi A4 and a 2011 Ford Ranger, and every girl I've been with likes the Jeep the best. I need to update my cars but I hate everything new.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Very interesting anon what are you thinking of getting? I had a lot of different cars and the girls weirdly liked my basic Honda civic and shitty vw Jetta the most. They hated my lifted 2500 truck and they are split on my challenger. Anything that’s not on TV they think a serial killer drives escpaillg vans.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This makes me incredibly mad bc jeeps in my area are rusted to hell and i love vans and other weird autistic cars.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You are not a man if you need a car as an attempt to attract women. Real men succesfully attract women regardless to whether they have a car not. 99% of all women think that cars are mobile tools with purpose of moving from place to another place, sometimes carrying groceries etc.. stuff. Destinationless driving of cars alone doesnt make majority of women happy as it does to men.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My ford (lol) escort was broken down when i met my last gf and it didn't matter, it's entirely up to you not being an autist. Was a college student so ended up getting a bike instead, but from what I can tell most women really like teslas and fat cars

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dated a zoomer. They only like Tesla or g wagons.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take the gay pill.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    girls have never given a shit about cars. So long as you don't drive a riced or rusted out shitbox, it's clean, and starts everytime, you'll be fine.
    Stupid thots can't repeatedly point out a Ferrari in a line up

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The brand has no new connection with older people either now.
    Naggers and idiots buy them now.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're such fricking losers holy shit

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the 90s and early 2000s women referred to all SUVs as jeeps. They didn't know Jeep was a brand. They didn't know a g wagon was a Mercedes. It was just some Jeep which at the time was the incoolest thing you could buy. They were all saying SUVs were ugly and dangerous and would roll over sideways because they were too tall. Zoomer women are not suddenly more informed about anything let alone cars Anon. They don't know and couldn't get less what a land Rover is.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need to sugardadmaxx. Go after poor rural girls or girls with no father figure. If you go after Stacy from California you are NGMI.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sugar daddies and sugar babies are scum of the earth

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer girls don't care about cars, you're better off getting balenciaga sneakers

    Women you DO attract with a range rover are 30+, and honestly they most definitely are the ones worth chasing a bit more. especially the 50+

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're just playing hard to get. In reality, their panties are soaked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, obviously you shouldn't simp for them, bit playing catch is half the fun.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too many SUVs around and women don't know shit to differentiate unless it carries a Porsche badge or something. People who haven't looked into it, don't know how expensive Range Rovers are.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Range Rover looks kinda generic plus the Land Rover brand doesn't mean anything to American women unlike BMW, MB, Audi or Porsche

    >verification not required

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This 18 year old chick calls my Cadillac a foreign but she’s pretty so it’s okay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You don't correct her? I'd go MENTAL hearing that Black person crap irl

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bulllllshit I don't believe you OP roodypoo.
    Those things are conspicuously fancy, even braindead zoomers know they're high status.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The door that screams REAR PASSENGER IS A FATLORD
      also misalighed

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you were a gril who knows nothing about cars would you think this badge represents luxury?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how it's not even centered on the grill

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 2004 Lapin and I frick regularly, get gud OP

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bought the wrong car bro, zoomie hoes love my ride. It’s too expensive for most people here but at the same time it’s not bad at all. I’m not sure why it isn’t obvious here

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trying to attract gold-digging zoomers or what? Most girls are happy if you have a car at all, as long as it's fresh and clean inside and doesn't look like you live in it.

    If it's a gold-digging zoomer you're after, buy whatever the Kardashians are driving at the moment. Just don't be upset when she meets a richer guy and kicks you to the curb.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    From my observation, the following cars attract zoometes
    >Land Rovers
    >Boxy type of cars (Wrangler, Bronco)
    >Teslas
    >Supercars (lambos, Ferraris, mclarens, etc...)
    >G-Wagons
    >Porsches (but not Cayennes)
    >Audi R8s
    Your cheapest option on that list would be the Tesla, they're obsessed with them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This guy knows. Somehow I own multiple cars on the list

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you are a simp too?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe a little bit, I definitely have some problems. Not sure where on the spectrum of simping that exactly is.
          At least there are some great cars on that list that also fit most of my autistic car criteria.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Porsches
      >(but not Cayennes)
      AAAAAAAAAAAA FRICK YOU
      I WANT TO ATTRACT ZOOMIE GRILLS WITH MY BELOVED 958

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have you considered the possibility that its not the car?

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