Zoomer are in their mid 20s now and their fashion has already been crystallized and slowly becoming outdated and cringe.

Zoomer are in their mid 20s now and their fashion has already been crystallized and slowly becoming outdated and cringe.
What are some characteristics and macro trends you would say are zoomer?
>high wasted and wide pants
>mismatched/ironic /post ironic sentiment
>merge between luxury brands and thrifted garbage
>sunglasses
>cropped tops
>wacky shoes, the wackier the better
>nostalgia for different time periods at the same time
>non binary
>HARD rejection of any kind of dress code or rule, everything has to be disrupted, all tradition is bad

When I see a person with wide pants, wacky shoes and sunglasses I can’t help but cringe, it already feels extremely dated. Maybe generation alpha will improve this mess. Zoomers have failed

47 thoughts on “Zoomer are in their mid 20s now and their fashion has already been crystallized and slowly becoming outdated and cringe.

  1. Anonymous says:

    That’s a nice outfit she has on, with the exception of the colors of the shirt and purse, but that’s minor. Yes, it is basic.

  2. Anonymous says:

    to me zoomers are an empty generation, their fashion choices are retro, and their music culture is nonexistent, when they were first coming into being i was hoping they would rebel against millennial culture but they doubled down on generic trap music.

    what is zoomer fashion anyways, noodle hair and baggy pants?

    what a hecking waste of a generation

    • Anonymous says:

      The first zoomie trend was hypebeast shit, some young millennials took part in that as well I guess but it was predominantly zoomers. After that? Yea I don’t know, it didn’t really go anywhere, broccoli cuts and wearing old 90s/Y2K millennial shit like jncos is pretty much all they have. The music scene is terrible, how the heck have rappers been stuck on vocoder bullshit for like 15 years? I can’t name a single zoomer band either and their movie stars are nonexistent.

    • Anonymous says:

      The first zoomie trend was hypebeast shit, some young millennials took part in that as well I guess but it was predominantly zoomers. After that? Yea I don’t know, it didn’t really go anywhere, broccoli cuts and wearing old 90s/Y2K millennial shit like jncos is pretty much all they have. The music scene is terrible, how the heck have rappers been stuck on vocoder bullshit for like 15 years? I can’t name a single zoomer band either and their movie stars are nonexistent.

      Prettyboys with fluffy hair is a zoomer invention

    • Anonymous says:

      The first zoomie trend was hypebeast shit, some young millennials took part in that as well I guess but it was predominantly zoomers. After that? Yea I don’t know, it didn’t really go anywhere, broccoli cuts and wearing old 90s/Y2K millennial shit like jncos is pretty much all they have. The music scene is terrible, how the heck have rappers been stuck on vocoder bullshit for like 15 years? I can’t name a single zoomer band either and their movie stars are nonexistent.

        • Anonymous says:

          nah, im a zoomer. i dont even use social media, i literally only wear what i like.
          most influences i get are from documentaries, old movies, philosophers/scientist (like dark academia look).
          but yeah, the majority dress like npcs, but wasnt it always like that? humans love imitating others, to feel safe and included.

    • Anonymous says:

      You have the zoomer trooners seething but you’re right. Their entire generation was just a poor amalgamation of generations past. SAD

    • Anonymous says:

      >millennial experiences the same thing every other generation feels when they look at the younger generation ahead of them.

      you have zero excuse to be this out of touch and un self-aware

      • Anonymous says:

        Millennials didn’t care about Gen X at all, meanwhile zoomers can’t go one day without seething about millennials. Truly rent free.

  3. Anonymous says:

    The only zoomer fashion I know of is the zoomer haircut and the roadman tech fleece with the bally but that’s realy more of a work uniform

  4. Anonymous says:

    Went to a party with my zoomer colleagues last weekend (I’m the old cool guy that gets a pass stfu). They dress in what is comfortable from what I’ve seen. They love all kinds of music, it just takes a bit of effort to find truly new stuff because of streaming services, I suppose. There are tons of artists coming out with great stuff (no, I cant name any). All you old hecks sound bitter and tired, which is probably why zoomers despise you.

    • Anonymous says:

      because they are stupid and ask questions like "where do I buy white t-shirts?", there was like 4 or 5 threads up the other day asking where to get chinos

      • Anonymous says:

        >Nobody is seething
        Really? It just looks like you want to have your turn to shit on the next generation like the boomers rightfully did to your generation with shit like avocado toast and harry potter. So here you are creating made up scenarios like "Zoomers are becoming old and dated" despite the fact we have never been more culturally relevant. Keep seething.

        • Anonymous says:

          >So here you are creating made up scenarios like "Zoomers are becoming old and dated" despite the fact we have never been more culturally relevant.
          just chugging along while the market caters to you while making no real splash isn’t being "culturally relevant’ it’s just what happens as time goes on and you age

        • Anonymous says:

          Zoomers shouldn’t be insulting older baldfags since they all started balding at 17. Actually now that I think of it, zoomers are known for going bald early and the hairstyles that got popular among them are all designed to hide their weak hairlines.

        • Anonymous says:

          Zoomers shouldn’t be insulting older baldfags since they all started balding at 17. Actually now that I think of it, zoomers are known for going bald early and the hairstyles that got popular among them are all designed to hide their weak hairlines.

          >never made fun of bald people even once
          >norwood 1 at 35
          karma

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