>you're in a life threatening situation with an android and there is no cell signal. >you die

>you're in a life threatening situation with an android and there is no cell signal
>you die
>you're in a life threatening situation with an iphone and there is no cell signal
>you just call via satellite
>you survive
Imagine being andropoojeet and dying.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I got an iPhone 15 instead of xiaomeme or poogle pixel. Imagine taking a photo for Instagram with XIAOMI.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine taking a photo for Instagram with XIAOMI.
      holy shit lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a straight man using Instagram.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmn yeah worked wonderfully for Kris Kremers who had an iPhone and died of exposure along her best friend Lisanne Froon deep innawoods. You dumb nagger kys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      qrd?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2014, iPhone 4
      androjeets are really that retarded, huh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you fag only wrote "iPhone" in your OP.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not having The Latest Phone(tm) always

          are you people even sub-human or what?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The gayness of obsessing over a device designed for old women has not decreased since 2014.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You retarded do you have to be to even post this, OP is talking about recent iPhones that have satellite connectivity, not an iphone 4 from like 2010.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You retarded do you have to be

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have most of these. Hopefully I die soon.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks an Iphone is a replacement for a satellite phone
    lmao

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iphone nagger thinks they will come and save him within 5 seconds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure i do, i'm not an andropoor so i'm actually valuable to society

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        being a LULZ mod isn't what most people consider valuable to society, Jay

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > no cell signal
    Sounds like my own fault so an earned demise.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this shows up
    what do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the equivalently specced android phone's battery would be dead before you found yourself in the situation that would require the SOS call

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10% of battery is like half a day for iPhone and 7 minutes for android

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple can't do it though. Only Huawei can

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>you're in a life threatening situation
    if i was in a life threatening situation the least i would do is wasting time on a fucking phone

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being put in a life threatening situation in the first place by your currynagger shitPhone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how retarded do you have to be to end up stranded from an app and not know youre going the wrong way lol

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As if Apple fanbase was enough bright to do that.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use an Iphone
    or
    >die
    genuinely hard choice

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use the cheapest phone I could buy at Walmart three years ago and carry a gun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muh nugga

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in life threatening situation
    >call nobody
    >handle it with intelligence, violence, or sheer force of will

    You should get a neovagina to hold your iphone.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Works on my android, supposedly because I haven't tried it.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>you're in a life threatening situation with an android and there is no cell signal
    you are a chad and will therefore survive
    >>you're in a life threatening situation with an iphone and there is no cell signal
    you are a homosexual and will therefore die

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am the life threatening situation

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like someone would save itard life. Kek you are not worth saving subhuman

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boy, how did people ever survive before iPhones?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not like any LULZtard will be outside let alone a location with no cell signal.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine thinking your phone is going to help you in a life threatening situation. is this how stupid out of touch nerds are?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >innawoods
    >get attacked by a bear
    >politely ask it to stop mauling you while you call the park ranger

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