>you're in a life threatening situation with an android and there is no cell signal
>you die
>you're in a life threatening situation with an iphone and there is no cell signal
>you just call via satellite
>you survive
Imagine being andropoojeet and dying.
That's why I got an iPhone 15 instead of xiaomeme or poogle pixel. Imagine taking a photo for Instagram with XIAOMI.
>Imagine taking a photo for Instagram with XIAOMI.
holy shit lmao
Imagine a straight man using Instagram.
Hmn yeah worked wonderfully for Kris Kremers who had an iPhone and died of exposure along her best friend Lisanne Froon deep innawoods. You dumb nagger kys.
>pic
qrd?
>2014, iPhone 4
androjeets are really that retarded, huh?
you fag only wrote "iPhone" in your OP.
>not having The Latest Phone(tm) always
are you people even sub-human or what?
The gayness of obsessing over a device designed for old women has not decreased since 2014.
You retarded do you have to be to even post this, OP is talking about recent iPhones that have satellite connectivity, not an iphone 4 from like 2010.
>You retarded do you have to be
I have most of these. Hopefully I die soon.
>he thinks an Iphone is a replacement for a satellite phone
lmao
>iphone nagger thinks they will come and save him within 5 seconds
sure i do, i'm not an andropoor so i'm actually valuable to society
being a LULZ mod isn't what most people consider valuable to society, Jay
> no cell signal
Sounds like my own fault so an earned demise.
>this shows up
what do?
the equivalently specced android phone's battery would be dead before you found yourself in the situation that would require the SOS call
10% of battery is like half a day for iPhone and 7 minutes for android
Apple can't do it though. Only Huawei can
>>you're in a life threatening situation
if i was in a life threatening situation the least i would do is wasting time on a fucking phone
imagine being put in a life threatening situation in the first place by your currynagger shitPhone
how retarded do you have to be to end up stranded from an app and not know youre going the wrong way lol
As if Apple fanbase was enough bright to do that.
>use an Iphone
or
>die
genuinely hard choice
I use the cheapest phone I could buy at Walmart three years ago and carry a gun
Muh nugga
>in life threatening situation
>call nobody
>handle it with intelligence, violence, or sheer force of will
You should get a neovagina to hold your iphone.
Works on my android, supposedly because I haven't tried it.
>>you're in a life threatening situation with an android and there is no cell signal
you are a chad and will therefore survive
>>you're in a life threatening situation with an iphone and there is no cell signal
you are a homosexual and will therefore die
I am the life threatening situation
Like someone would save itard life. Kek you are not worth saving subhuman
Boy, how did people ever survive before iPhones?
It's not like any LULZtard will be outside let alone a location with no cell signal.
imagine thinking your phone is going to help you in a life threatening situation. is this how stupid out of touch nerds are?
>innawoods
>get attacked by a bear
>politely ask it to stop mauling you while you call the park ranger