>your mom sets you up on a date with her coworker, a 23-year-old receptionist that she says is "a lot like you, anon!"
>you get to her (parents') house
>pic related is her
>you thought you were going to go somewhere with her, but she literally just has you sit in her room all night in silence, watching Batman and Robin, Freddy Got Fingered, and cat in the Hat with her while she eats Burger King
Would you continue hanging out with her after this?
>she literally just has you sit in her room all night in silence, watching Batman and Robin, Freddy Got Fingered, and Cat in the Hat with her while she eats Burger King
I'm bringing over the dankest weed
I am a well off 24yo autist that earns above 95% of the population in a solid gov job from which I cannot be fired, ever, except if I fricking kill someone here or something
I'd pay some obscene money to get a girl like this. Assuming her hygiene wasn't too bad, and if it were, assuming she'd be willing to change/improve, that's a keeper in my book. Now catch this
>extremely arrogant women who also earn very well, most of which are considerably older than you
>due to the circumstances of which you get this job, all are 'empowered' overconfident girlbosses who don't take shit from anyone
>majority will also not even look at you because despite you earning well, they earn just as much and due to their arrogance exclusively date up, judges prosecutors politicians etc
Jelly? Because that's my reality, and you probably wouldn't ask such a moronic question if you were in my shoes
I'm glad you'll die alone.
dont care lol
not larping, job in state court of law, in this room in front of me is a state 2nd instance judge that earns the equivalent to $300.000k/year lmao
where I'm from you have tests to work for the gov, no HR bullshit just a test you compete against other people and pass, bam you have the job, look up civil service admission exam or equivalent in your country
Not even meaning to brag, just saying that you'd really rather have a 23yo maladjusted loser shut-in than a 30+ year old extremely arrogant woman that wont even look your way unless you're top 0.1% of population in income
I literally just want a cashier, receptionist or some other soft normie job girlfriend I cannot even come close to meeting those people, earning well means very little if in your environment you're still bottom of the barrel, which is my case
i bet my wiener and balls i could dox you from this photo, not that it matters i suppose
>300k/year
slightly above average for a gayman cooder, lol
The photo has no EXIF, but even if it did it'd matter very little, not in the US etc
I'm talking population %, i really dont think average programmer earns 300k, my mate works as a software engineer and makes just above 100k in Maryland having good networking
What I mean to say is that numbers matter little, someone who earns a fifth of what I do but lives in a circle of normal people with normal incomes would be happier, money really is worthless and I'd take a neet 23yo autist that takes me to her room to eat fast food any day of the week
it is very competitve, mine was over 400 heads per spot. In fact we're possible from the same country lmao because certificates do give you extra points here as well. Don't give up though, you will make it
i could find the model of the monitor, chair and pens as well as the plant
obviously i'm talking about the country not the address but since OP already said where he works that would be possible maybe
doors probably not, but that would be extremely useful
i'm just saying how laughably massive software engineer salaries are in california
>i could find the model of the monitor, chair and pens as well as the plant
You could at most infer general facts from this rather than particular details about the OP
>i'm just saying how laughably massive software engineer salaries are in california
Im 24 and only pulling in around 115k/yr. Not in Cali though. I have no LC skills so I just kinda take whatever I can.
>obviously i'm talking about the country not the address
Wow. What a doxx.
i'm talking about the country not the address
>Wow. What a doxx.
He'll get him eventually! Just you wait!!!
except the dude said what institution he works in
>i bet my wiener and balls i could dox you from this photo
in that case you will lose your useless wiener and balls lmao
>i bet my wiener and balls i could dox you from this photo
I'm curious what details you can infer from the photo
Im a lawyer and last time i tried to compete for a position like that i scored 93/100 in the exam, problem is there were 18700 other applicants and approximately 300 people scored higher than me. There were only 8 openings that year. Its gotten so competitive people with PhDs are going for a 2nd doctorate just to boost their chances of getting in
That plant is pretty
Venezuela, que bolas. Ike 300k al mes... ya quisieras
not venezuela thank god
pretty close though m8
Obvious LARP, do better next time
what's the job? how'd you get it?
Yes. I'd ask if she wants to come to my apartment next time, that I've got a bigger TV, a reclining couch with cup holders, legos and a freezer full of hot pockets. Then go buy legos and hot pockets and wait for the magic to happen. Worst case scenario: I end up getting back into legos and hot pockets by myself.
>legos
If she plays vidya we wouldn't have to sit in silence
>but she literally just has you sit in her room all night in silence, watching Batman and ...
that's literally my perfect date I'd love to just watch movies with someone
if it was anime, not some stupid capeshit, sure
Yes. If she doesn't mind seeing me again. But we should talk a little next time. I need to know what characters she likes to see if there are some on my blacklist.
assuming she is'nt fat or smelly and ok with cuddling, sure. i'd start bringing food and then progressively nudge it towards being less unhealthy, tho
Only if she is fat, and we can do things that aren't watching capeshit. She also has to agree to be in charge in our relationship. Also, I demand to be allowed to give her massages.
I don't deal with degenerate, mentally regressive, gross, fat "women", so no I wouldn't. This is the woman equivalent to a neckbeard manchild.
Current girlfriend is an ultranormie Japanese woman and I love it.
she's cute, i like burgers, i like 2hu, she has a cameltoe, sure. i'd rather not watch dogshit though at least, and she'd have to talk eventually, communication kinda important
If I saw any woman with a cirno doll and she wasn't completely busted or fat as frick I'd immediately begin scheming how to marry her
Dude. I wish I could find a friend like this. Frick yeah I'm coming back. I'd come back with some burger king too.
not the best start but if things improve after that, I guess,
also Gundam poster, Touhou dolls, and if she gets chicken fries in that order, she's a keeper