>your mom sets you up on a date with her coworker, a 23-year-old receptionist that she says is "a lot like you, anon!"


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>your mom sets you up on a date with her coworker, a 23-year-old receptionist that she says is "a lot like you, anon!"
>you get to her (parents') house
>pic related is her
>you thought you were going to go somewhere with her, but she literally just has you sit in her room all night in silence, watching Batman and Robin, Freddy Got Fingered, and Cat in the Hat with her while she eats Burger King

Would you continue hanging out with her after this?

  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >she literally just has you sit in her room all night in silence, watching Batman and Robin, Freddy Got Fingered, and Cat in the Hat with her while she eats Burger King
    I'm bringing over the dankest weed

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am a well off 24yo autist that earns above 95% of the population in a solid gov job from which I cannot be fired, ever, except if I fucking kill someone here or something

    I'd pay some obscene money to get a girl like this. Assuming her hygiene wasn't too bad, and if it were, assuming she'd be willing to change/improve, that's a keeper in my book. Now catch this

    >extremely arrogant women who also earn very well, most of which are considerably older than you
    >due to the circumstances of which you get this job, all are 'empowered' overconfident girlbosses who don't take shit from anyone
    >majority will also not even look at you because despite you earning well, they earn just as much and due to their arrogance exclusively date up, judges prosecutors politicians etc

    Jelly? Because that's my reality, and you probably wouldn't ask such a retarded question if you were in my shoes

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad you'll die alone.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        dont care lol

        Obvious LARP, do better next time

        not larping, job in state court of law, in this room in front of me is a state 2nd instance judge that earns the equivalent to $300.000k/year lmao

        what's the job? how'd you get it?

        where I'm from you have tests to work for the gov, no HR bullshit just a test you compete against other people and pass, bam you have the job, look up civil service admission exam or equivalent in your country

        Not even meaning to brag, just saying that you'd really rather have a 23yo maladjusted loser shut-in than a 30+ year old extremely arrogant woman that wont even look your way unless you're top 0.1% of population in income

        I literally just want a cashier, receptionist or some other soft normie job girlfriend I cannot even come close to meeting those people, earning well means very little if in your environment you're still bottom of the barrel, which is my case

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          i bet my cock and balls i could dox you from this photo, not that it matters i suppose
          >300k/year
          slightly above average for a fagman cooder, lol

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            The photo has no EXIF, but even if it did it'd matter very little, not in the US etc

            I'm talking population %, i really dont think average programmer earns 300k, my mate works as a software engineer and makes just above 100k in Maryland having good networking

            What I mean to say is that numbers matter little, someone who earns a fifth of what I do but lives in a circle of normal people with normal incomes would be happier, money really is worthless and I'd take a neet 23yo autist that takes me to her room to eat fast food any day of the week

            Im a lawyer and last time i tried to compete for a position like that i scored 93/100 in the exam, problem is there were 18700 other applicants and approximately 300 people scored higher than me. There were only 8 openings that year. Its gotten so competitive people with PhDs are going for a 2nd doctorate just to boost their chances of getting in

            it is very competitve, mine was over 400 heads per spot. In fact we're possible from the same country lmao because certificates do give you extra points here as well. Don't give up though, you will make it

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              >i bet my cock and balls i could dox you from this photo
              I'm curious what details you can infer from the photo

              >i bet my cock and balls i could dox you from this photo
              in that case you will lose your useless cock and balls lmao

              i could find the model of the monitor, chair and pens as well as the plant
              obviously i'm talking about the country not the address but since OP already said where he works that would be possible maybe
              doors probably not, but that would be extremely useful

              i'm just saying how laughably massive software engineer salaries are in california

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >i could find the model of the monitor, chair and pens as well as the plant
                You could at most infer general facts from this rather than particular details about the OP

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm just saying how laughably massive software engineer salaries are in california

                Im 24 and only pulling in around 115k/yr. Not in Cali though. I have no LC skills so I just kinda take whatever I can.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >obviously i'm talking about the country not the address
                Wow. What a doxx.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                i'm talking about the country not the address
                >Wow. What a doxx.
                He'll get him eventually! Just you wait!!!

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                i'm talking about the country not the address
                >Wow. What a doxx.
                He'll get him eventually! Just you wait!!!

                except the dude said what institution he works in

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >i bet my cock and balls i could dox you from this photo
            in that case you will lose your useless cock and balls lmao

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >i bet my cock and balls i could dox you from this photo
            I'm curious what details you can infer from the photo

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Im a lawyer and last time i tried to compete for a position like that i scored 93/100 in the exam, problem is there were 18700 other applicants and approximately 300 people scored higher than me. There were only 8 openings that year. Its gotten so competitive people with PhDs are going for a 2nd doctorate just to boost their chances of getting in

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          That plant is pretty

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Venezuela, que bolas. Ike 300k al mes... ya quisieras

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            not venezuela thank god

            pretty close though m8

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Obvious LARP, do better next time

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      what's the job? how'd you get it?

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I'd ask if she wants to come to my apartment next time, that I've got a bigger TV, a reclining couch with cup holders, legos and a freezer full of hot pockets. Then go buy legos and hot pockets and wait for the magic to happen. Worst case scenario: I end up getting back into legos and hot pockets by myself.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >legos

      [...]

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    If she plays vidya we wouldn't have to sit in silence

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >but she literally just has you sit in her room all night in silence, watching Batman and ...
    that's literally my perfect date I'd love to just watch movies with someone

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    if it was anime, not some stupid capeshit, sure

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. If she doesn't mind seeing me again. But we should talk a little next time. I need to know what characters she likes to see if there are some on my blacklist.

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    assuming she is'nt fat or smelly and ok with cuddling, sure. i'd start bringing food and then progressively nudge it towards being less unhealthy, tho

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she is fat, and we can do things that aren't watching capeshit. She also has to agree to be in charge in our relationship. Also, I demand to be allowed to give her massages.

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't deal with degenerate, mentally regressive, gross, fat "women", so no I wouldn't. This is the woman equivalent to a neckbeard manchild.
    Current girlfriend is an ultranormie Japanese woman and I love it.

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    she's cute, i like burgers, i like 2hu, she has a cameltoe, sure. i'd rather not watch dogshit though at least, and she'd have to talk eventually, communication kinda important

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      If I saw any woman with a cirno doll and she wasn't completely busted or fat as fuck I'd immediately begin scheming how to marry her

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dude. I wish I could find a friend like this. Fuck yeah I'm coming back. I'd come back with some burger king too.

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    not the best start but if things improve after that, I guess,

    also Gundam poster, Touhou dolls, and if she gets chicken fries in that order, she's a keeper

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