You will never have a figure skater or ballet dancer girlfriend.

Simple as.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had a ballerina once, best ive ever had

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ballerinas may be the hottest girls on earth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Figure skating is a criminal misuse of ice.

      dont care about either I want a gymnast.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once got a lapdance from a hot stripper who was thin and super flexible. She told me she did ballet.

    Good god, she was gorgeous. I would've married that b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cuckold simp

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Solid 0/10

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Banged one a few years ago.
    bow to me, plebians

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They all have fricked up feet, and I'm to the point where that's just about the only thing that matters to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. What do you think about boyfeet ? Like mine for example :3

      • 1 year ago
        Herbs

        You're better than this polish bro. Put those away

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh man :<

          • 1 year ago
            Herbs

            I'm sure you're a handsome lad, but you must have pride in yourself and your people rather than falling to such a level of degeneracy. You can, should, and will do better. If not for yourself then do it for your fellow Poles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’re qt anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks :>

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based foot enjoyer. Tell me anon which appeals to more between a flat foot and high arched one. I’m an arch gay myself.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why, they're flat as a board

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no. theyre perfect. they literally exercise their whole lives to be perfectly suited to child bearing. its so based its unreal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ballet is all about grace and beauty and lines i.e. the overall outline of the body are important so being tall, willowy and flat gives the best overall visual. Same reason female models are or were usually tall, skinny and flat.

      Also why you tend not to see black ballerinas. "Thicc" is the complete opposite of what you want visually.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I sort of had. My first GF did ballet. But she didn't take it seriously. Her body was average. Not fat but not fit skinny like a real ballerina. You would never guess unless she told you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All girls seriously into ballet are skinny. No matter what.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Figure skating is a criminal misuse of ice.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would I want to have useless c**t as a girlfiriend?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I already did.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a fiance into ballet but that shit calluses the frick out of your feet which is a problem because I have a serious foot fetish and love soft girlsoles.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You mean I won't have a gf with the most fricked up nasty busted feet ever permanently? what am I gonna do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eww

    • 1 year ago
      IndoAnon

      Looks like modern day lotus feet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Came to post this and am not even a foot gay... still if a whole body part of a girl is a huge mess she will never be a 10/10...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >showing staged clickbait so you can keep all the hot ballerinas with wiener grip feet to yourself
      I see what you're doing, but they in fact have some of the best feet.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly deformed feet
    >pussy way too fricking tight
    >fricked up personality due to torture since childhood
    wouldn't do it ever again, pole vault grills are where it's at

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I need a flexible gf so much.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        impressive

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        until you stick it in and every involuntary convulsion crushes your dick
        not a good time, fricking a ballet dancer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, slightly looser pussy is sometimes better... you don't cum so fast.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So what if you cum too fast you fricking Black person? Can't you go a 2nd time? A 3rd time even? Can't you use your god damn mouth to get her off so at least one of you doesn't remain dissapointed you limp wristed loser?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it takes an hour to go again after nutting
            life isn't a porno or a hentai wtf

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it takes an hour to go again after nutting
            Black person stop subsisting on HFCS plastics caffeine and nicotine. Go outside and walk for 45 minutes. Stop exclusively eating crap with sugar additives in it especially when they are not needed like with bread. Go get some blood work done, check your testosterone and vitamin levels, check your thyroid. Add some regular excercise in your life, some kind of sport or something.

            I'm 28, almost 120kg, 170cm(a manlet), I have hypothiroidism as well, yet I'm ready to go in 5 to 10 minutes normally or right away if I'm really worked up.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >So what if you cum too fast you fricking Black person?
            try cumming when your dick is getting crushed, turkish rapebaby
            sex like that is not pleasurable unless you're one of those freaks that also like ball torture

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes, we’ll lower the aoc on the same day we legalise slaughtering israelites and Black folk with merciless impunity

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did once and it was comfy

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only want a soccer player as a gf

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about a pyscho-gf?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i've had about fifteen of them. hell - i married three of them. i hate women so goddamn much

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Things better than have a ballerina girlfriend is to have two, preferably sisters:

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Except my girlfriend is literally a former ballerina/dancer, so kek.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All bawds
    >Take The Orchestrapill. True Trad Girls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was dating a famous violinist for a while.

      Totally depraved in bed. It was amazing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like pianist, she can play all the notes she wanted with my HUGE instrument.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    having had both, i say you're wrong.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you squish her in while she could barely breathe.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ballerina
    I do.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I picked up ballet at the age of 29. Looking to get into full time education related to stage performance. Never say never. Wish me luck; I'm not settling for chubby leftovers and roasties.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you have successfully transitioned?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't want one. Their feet are fricked up

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did ballet with my ex. She's a piece of shit.
    My wife did some modeling and is still hot at 28 despite having kids with me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She is a piece of shit is perhaps more related to that flag than ballet.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    forget ballerinas
    I never even had a girlfriend in my childhood or teens, or even now

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    need no baillerianas when you got the best of the best housewife in the planet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That fricking tiktok hip thing is so fricking unattractive to me.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've had multiple ballerinas

  35. 1 year ago
    Herbs

    Hi, Been with my ballerina for 7 years. Eat a dick OP

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare to spend your money on a scale you didn't even imagine previously. You would literally be obligated to visit every social and media event. Such women are unbelievably time consuming, because you need to walk them somewhere constantly.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but I do

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gymnast->ballerina

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never be a figure skater or a ballerina dancer
    ftfy. sucks to be an ugly man

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