Simple as.
You will never have a figure skater or ballet dancer girlfriend.
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Simple as.
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
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I had a ballerina once, best ive ever had
ballerinas may be the hottest girls on earth
dont care about either I want a gymnast.
I once got a lapdance from a hot stripper who was thin and super flexible. She told me she did ballet.
Good god, she was gorgeous. I would've married that bitch
Cuckold simp
Solid 0/10
Banged one a few years ago.
bow to me, plebians
They all have fucked up feet, and I'm to the point where that's just about the only thing that matters to me.
Based. What do you think about boyfeet ? Like mine for example :3
You're better than this polish bro. Put those away
Oh man :<
I'm sure you're a handsome lad, but you must have pride in yourself and your people rather than falling to such a level of degeneracy. You can, should, and will do better. If not for yourself then do it for your fellow Poles
They’re qt anon
Thanks :>
Based foot enjoyer. Tell me anon which appeals to more between a flat foot and high arched one. I’m an arch fag myself.
why, they're flat as a board
no. theyre perfect. they literally exercise their whole lives to be perfectly suited to child bearing. its so based its unreal
Ballet is all about grace and beauty and lines i.e. the overall outline of the body are important so being tall, willowy and flat gives the best overall visual. Same reason female models are or were usually tall, skinny and flat.
Also why you tend not to see black ballerinas. "Thicc" is the complete opposite of what you want visually.
I sort of had. My first GF did ballet. But she didn't take it seriously. Her body was average. Not fat but not fit skinny like a real ballerina. You would never guess unless she told you.
All girls seriously into ballet are skinny. No matter what.
Figure skating is a criminal misuse of ice.
why would I want to have useless cunt as a girlfiriend?
I already did.
I have a fiance into ballet but that shit calluses the fuck out of your feet which is a problem because I have a serious foot fetish and love soft girlsoles.
You mean I won't have a gf with the most fucked up nasty busted feet ever permanently? what am I gonna do?
Eww
Looks like modern day lotus feet
Came to post this and am not even a foot fag... still if a whole body part of a girl is a huge mess she will never be a 10/10...
>showing staged clickbait so you can keep all the hot ballerinas with cock grip feet to yourself
I see what you're doing, but they in fact have some of the best feet.
>ugly deformed feet
>pussy way too fucking tight
>fucked up personality due to torture since childhood
wouldn't do it ever again, pole vault grills are where it's at
I need a flexible gf so much.
impressive
until you stick it in and every involuntary convulsion crushes your dick
not a good time, fucking a ballet dancer
Yeah, slightly looser pussy is sometimes better... you don't cum so fast.
So what if you cum too fast you fucking nagger? Can't you go a 2nd time? A 3rd time even? Can't you use your god damn mouth to get her off so at least one of you doesn't remain dissapointed you limp wristed loser?
it takes an hour to go again after nutting
life isn't a porno or a hentai wtf
>it takes an hour to go again after nutting
nagger stop subsisting on HFCS plastics caffeine and nicotine. Go outside and walk for 45 minutes. Stop exclusively eating crap with sugar additives in it especially when they are not needed like with bread. Go get some blood work done, check your testosterone and vitamin levels, check your thyroid. Add some regular excercise in your life, some kind of sport or something.
I'm 28, almost 120kg, 170cm(a manlet), I have hypothiroidism as well, yet I'm ready to go in 5 to 10 minutes normally or right away if I'm really worked up.
>So what if you cum too fast you fucking nagger?
try cumming when your dick is getting crushed, turkish rapebaby
sex like that is not pleasurable unless you're one of those freaks that also like ball torture
Yes, we’ll lower the aoc on the same day we legalise slaughtering israelites and naggers with merciless impunity
I did once and it was comfy
I only want a soccer player as a gf
What about a pyscho-gf?
i've had about fifteen of them. hell - i married three of them. i hate women so goddamn much
Things better than have a ballerina girlfriend is to have two, preferably sisters:
Except my girlfriend is literally a former ballerina/dancer, so kek.
All sluts
>Take The Orchestrapill. True Trad Girls
I was dating a famous violinist for a while.
Totally depraved in bed. It was amazing.
I like pianist, she can play all the notes she wanted with my HUGE instrument.
having had both, i say you're wrong.
Imagine you squish her in while she could barely breathe.
>ballerina
I do.
I picked up ballet at the age of 29. Looking to get into full time education related to stage performance. Never say never. Wish me luck; I'm not settling for chubby leftovers and roasties.
So you have successfully transitioned?
Don't want one. Their feet are fucked up
I did ballet with my ex. She's a piece of shit.
My wife did some modeling and is still hot at 28 despite having kids with me.
She is a piece of shit is perhaps more related to that flag than ballet.
forget ballerinas
I never even had a girlfriend in my childhood or teens, or even now
need no baillerianas when you got the best of the best housewife in the planet
That fucking tiktok hip thing is so fucking unattractive to me.
I've had multiple ballerinas
Hi, Been with my ballerina for 7 years. Eat a dick OP
Prepare to spend your money on a scale you didn't even imagine previously. You would literally be obligated to visit every social and media event. Such women are unbelievably time consuming, because you need to walk them somewhere constantly.
but I do
>Gymnast->ballerina
>you will never be a figure skater or a ballerina dancer
ftfy. sucks to be an ugly man