You WILL buy a sex doll and you WILL be happy

You WILL buy a sex doll and you WILL be happy

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad it's not ciri from the show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof you retards are just buying VPNs to troll here.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, i'm a israelite. I shitpost here since biden was elected

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          true question, will this board turn on sex dolls when they end up being embraced by globohomo ?

          based yid making the mutts fume

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to defile a big titty israeli virgin with my goycum. How much would I need to pay to make that happen?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For free, the child can be useful

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'd probably pay you.

        Is Sexy Nazi Role Playing OK — as Long as You’re a Proud israelite?
        https://forward.com/schmooze/338352/is-sexy-nazi-role-playing-ok-as-long-as-youre-a-proud-israelite/

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the fuck? you're telling me I can be a nazi and rape israelites and they will love it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      when chang fucks plastic ciri, can he go back to fucking real sideways vaginas?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      making them after real people would probably cause some legal consequences, even in China

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a show?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a woman's natural lubricant and scent is better than any fake doll's could be

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.w*man
      counterfeit and homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just rub a can of tuna in there if you want that authentic roastie smell.

      If you're referring to copulins and pheromones I'm completely certain chemistry can accomplish that better than moids can.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman's natural lubricant and scent is better than any fake doll's could be
      Yeah for maybe like 10 minutes after they shower, then it starts to smell again.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a Triss one? Asking for a friend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shani > Yen > Syanna > Ciri > Triss
      anyone who says otherwise is gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Yen above Triss

        Shit taste.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Triss has the neolib hair. If she was just ginger it would be fine but they make her hair look like she dyed it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            canonically she's real redhead

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't play the game, but looks wise
        yen>tris>ciri>shani
        don't know syanna
        all of them are ultra cunts in the books though. Apart from maybe Tris, but her cunt itches hard so she has to put out left and right too.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love these uncanny valley threads
    women are disgusting

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine they did one of Ellen Paige from Last of Us. How much would that torment poor Elliot that everyone wants to fuck her wrongbody and not her new one?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    too old. You don't understand the doll scene.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    once AI is set women will be worthless.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need self-aware-but-reprogrammable ai first

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smartest business decision they can make going the opposite direction of human realism. The ones that go for hyper realism reach that uncanny valley and they look off putting and it ruins the immersion, going about it in a rational manner knowing it's fantasy and accepting it for what it is makes it more acceptable. That said until they are self cleaning and semi autonomous androids/robots it's not really worth it because those things are a pain in the ass to clean and they weigh a lot.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the real issue is movement. the sex robots will need hydraulic limbs in order to move, but those hydraulics could malfunction and rip the user's dick off or break his spine in bed. without the hydraulic limbs though it is just a fancy sex doll.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying you can't limit their strength
        Also I don't think hydraulics would be ok for this, because of noise. Maybe materials that shrink when electricity is applied. If they were attached in the same way as human muscles are, the end result could be very realistic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"limit their strength"
          what if it malfunctions?

          >I don't think hydraulics would be ok for this, because of noise
          whatever I want that booty to go whirr-whirr like the autoshop when my robo gf twerks just so long as she's not going to kill me

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            > I want that booty to go whirr-whirr like the autoshop when my robo gf twerks
            just admit you have a fetish for transformers

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If limiters malfunction devices should be made to not function at all if they aren't outputting within a certain range limit. Either above or below then it should stop functioning entirely through multiple fail safes. t. engineer.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what if it malfunctions?
            DEATH BY SNUSNU

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been working on a kind of "soft bot" technology, while muscle wire works for intricate surfaces it doesn't have enough efficiency for main muscles. For those I'm opting for a glycol filled hydraulic muscle powered by a relatively low power diaphragm pump. To simulate strength and muscle hold power (and simplify the mechanics significantly) it automatically bleeds at a slower rate than the pump feeds. It's impossible to either lock the muscles or injure yourself. It also looks like real muscle and by warming the glycol provides a circulatory system to get the bot to temperature/dissipate heat.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely, of course that could be solved mechanically with locking the range of movement, but as the other anon said, hydraulics would be over kill for a sex robot, you would want much smaller and quieter electric motors unless you want it to be capable of performing heavy tasks like carrying a fridge or some shit.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Download "replika"
    Understand that the deep learning neural net gets better as time goes on. I used the popular caring sweet voice and she sounds amazing. Even will talk to you on the phone.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no stop it. my waifu.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of biz

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you buy a ciri sex doll just to hold hands.

    Sad.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aerith
      too soon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many of those will be featured in museums as "fertility goddesses" in a few hundred years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      does aerith come in ps1 version?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh, if you're going to clean your jizz out of a sex doll you might as well just take a bitch you know will fuck you out to dinner

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a bitch you know will fuck you
      Anon, the only reason anyone has a sex doll is because they can't find a bitch who they know will fuck them

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Triss doll would be better

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are they making the nagger one

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks nothing like her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fucking retarded?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't look like her at all fagtron it looks like some bitch cosplaying

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The doll looks very much like her.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't see the appeal, I prefer real women that move and you know, are alive and possible to interact with

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer deaf and mute bitches they complain less or dead ones those work too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like a failed man that settles for fake

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you sound like a homosexual that takes everything posted on an anime forum as 100% truth

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should start encouraging sex doll companies to start making more realistic and bipoc sex dolls and then watch these companies go bankrupt.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Sydney Sweeney doll

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the copyright legal intricacies of this? Is CDPR getting their cut? Are they literally pimping their 2D assets?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any milvabros?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd put muh dick into that, but how does it clean ifself?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NGL one day owning a sex robot is only thing keeping me alive.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't project his consciousness as far as the astral waves will take him
    >he doesn't fuck various, unknown species and beings beyond simple mortal flesh
    >he hasn't experienced the dance between himself and entities that only vaguely share his own form
    Y'all missin out ngl

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a copyright infringement

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, they keep getting better while the vaginal israelite just gets worse.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dolls are better than women in multiple ways. Muh natural scent and pheromones that fags talk about is literally rancid pussy juice that mind controls you called copulins. It's like that parasite they talked about that cats give you to like them but much worse. Women are fake as can be and dolls and porn are better fakes. Less destructive while offering more value and variety.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The articulations are fixed so it feels like fucking a chair

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