YOU WILL BE VISITED

You wake up to this, what do?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    going back to sleep

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat it

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this image is from the play/tv movie "penda's fen" btw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmrsRtCYxg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30:38

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start thrusting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same thing as last time.. get up and go to work

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Launch myself at it in a roaring flurry of fists and teeth so I can go to my Gods as a warrior.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a real imp demon. lol.
    can it shoot lightings?
    kinda expected it to be a bit smaller !

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd fuck the shit out of it

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say hi, see if it fucks my shit up, throw hands if it does, be a good house guest if it doesn't

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, that's just my roommate Steve. He always does that when he comes to borrow my Taylor Dayne CDs. He thinks I don't know lol.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a total bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where did you get a picture of my ex

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls custom character

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU WILL BE VISITED

    No I won't, and if he tries Saint Michael the Archangel is there to protect me. AMEN.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is not what Saint Michael, or any angel, looks like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retard

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    throw up a triangle. dude is obviously not defending in your guard.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    360 and walk out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retard you would still be facing it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Facing it you moron

        glow harder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        360 noscope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Facing it you moron

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder why my bedroom has shelves like that as they weren’t there when I went to bed

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You came to the wrong house motherfucker.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tread carefully. Cursed image.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start masturbating

    its all about power dynamics

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope I won't, Saint Michael The Archangel is there to protect. In the name of Jesus Christ it will go away. Theres no power but GOD almighty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Archon do not protect you.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think i had a sleep paralysis episode maybe, or just a standard nightmare, about a gargoyle at the feet of my bed sometime in my early childhood. i must have been looking at picture books of notre dame de paris or something, i remember i always liked flipping through picture books of stuff across the world and was especially enticed by the supernatural and creepy stuff

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    Yea one of those posts already linked it you mass-replying homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yea one of those posts already linked it you mass-replying homosexual
      nope they did not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eat shit homosexual idiot

        this image is from the play/tv movie "penda's fen" btw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmrsRtCYxg

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Mycroft Holmes

    Say hi. Also pray it’s not a murder machine. Freddy Fozzbear is a real thing apparently and we need to see what it wants. Probably safe if you see it and you’re not dead.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebuke out in the name of Jesus and go back to sleep

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's that? a black goat?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I woke up to worst, 3 wendigos about 1.5 meter tall , their bodies pitch black with white masks of skull and antlers standing between my bed and the open light of the bathroom, I just looked at them, went back to bed.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laugh my ass off

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep with a sword every night.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whip it out

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spontanious martial arts practice

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crush its head with my bare hands. Happened before. They stopped aftwards.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    i thought it was some creepy shit

    cool explanation, thanks bro

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"seek refuge with Allah from the accursed Devil"
    >"Nooo don't say tha- AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE"
    >back to sleep

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BITCHSLAP

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See if dog reacts
    >If it doesn't go back to sleep
    >If it does, go for gun next to bed
    >If can't move try to wake girlfriend up with noise or violent trashing

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beat the shit out of it with my fists

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fucking horny I'd probably try to stick my dick inside it somehow.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laugh. goofy ah

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not this because it's from a gay movie, but one time was having some funky ass dream, woke up to clicking noises and buzzing from the side of my bed, only opened my eyes a crack and kept my breathing slow and saw a green little man like this, I started to pretend to wake up normally and was locked into sleep paralysis, luckily I learned how to escape paralysis from getting it since the age of 4/5 and went for that little green bastards neck. He let out a screech and some clicks while I stumbled after him, bastard went and vanished through the floor boards. I was willing to be nice till he tried to lock my body down, pretty sure he was influencing my dreams as well. Hasn't returned since :/

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have sleep paralysis i wake up to this like 2 or 3 times a week. Usually the best options to deal with it is to try to imagine having sex with it before it starts ripping your guts out.

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