i think i had a sleep paralysis episode maybe, or just a standard nightmare, about a gargoyle at the feet of my bed sometime in my early childhood. i must have been looking at picture books of notre dame de paris or something, i remember i always liked flipping through picture books of stuff across the world and was especially enticed by the supernatural and creepy stuff
Say hi. Also pray it’s not a murder machine. Freddy Fozzbear is a real thing apparently and we need to see what it wants. Probably safe if you see it and you’re not dead.
I woke up to worst, 3 wendigos about 1.5 meter tall , their bodies pitch black with white masks of skull and antlers standing between my bed and the open light of the bathroom, I just looked at them, went back to bed.
>See if dog reacts >If it doesn't go back to sleep >If it does, go for gun next to bed >If can't move try to wake girlfriend up with noise or violent trashing
Not this because it's from a gay movie, but one time was having some funky ass dream, woke up to clicking noises and buzzing from the side of my bed, only opened my eyes a crack and kept my breathing slow and saw a green little man like this, I started to pretend to wake up normally and was locked into sleep paralysis, luckily I learned how to escape paralysis from getting it since the age of 4/5 and went for that little green bastards neck. He let out a screech and some clicks while I stumbled after him, bastard went and vanished through the floor boards. I was willing to be nice till he tried to lock my body down, pretty sure he was influencing my dreams as well. Hasn't returned since :/
I have sleep paralysis i wake up to this like 2 or 3 times a week. Usually the best options to deal with it is to try to imagine having sex with it before it starts ripping your guts out.
going back to sleep
eat it
this image is from the play/tv movie "penda's fen" btw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmrsRtCYxg
30:38
start thrusting
same thing as last time.. get up and go to work
Launch myself at it in a roaring flurry of fists and teeth so I can go to my Gods as a warrior.
that's a real imp demon. lol.
can it shoot lightings?
kinda expected it to be a bit smaller !
i'd fuck the shit out of it
Say hi, see if it fucks my shit up, throw hands if it does, be a good house guest if it doesn't
Oh, that's just my roommate Steve. He always does that when he comes to borrow my Taylor Dayne CDs. He thinks I don't know lol.
he looks like a total bro
where did you get a picture of my ex
Dark souls custom character
>YOU WILL BE VISITED
No I won't, and if he tries Saint Michael the Archangel is there to protect me. AMEN.
That is not what Saint Michael, or any angel, looks like.
Retard
throw up a triangle. dude is obviously not defending in your guard.
360 and walk out
Retard you would still be facing it
glow harder
360 noscope
Facing it you moron
Wonder why my bedroom has shelves like that as they weren’t there when I went to bed
You came to the wrong house motherfucker.
Tread carefully. Cursed image.
start masturbating
its all about power dynamics
Nope I won't, Saint Michael The Archangel is there to protect. In the name of Jesus Christ it will go away. Theres no power but GOD almighty.
Archon do not protect you.
i think i had a sleep paralysis episode maybe, or just a standard nightmare, about a gargoyle at the feet of my bed sometime in my early childhood. i must have been looking at picture books of notre dame de paris or something, i remember i always liked flipping through picture books of stuff across the world and was especially enticed by the supernatural and creepy stuff
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Yea one of those posts already linked it you mass-replying homosexual
>Yea one of those posts already linked it you mass-replying homosexual
nope they did not
Eat shit homosexual idiot
Say hi. Also pray it’s not a murder machine. Freddy Fozzbear is a real thing apparently and we need to see what it wants. Probably safe if you see it and you’re not dead.
Rebuke out in the name of Jesus and go back to sleep
what's that? a black goat?
I woke up to worst, 3 wendigos about 1.5 meter tall , their bodies pitch black with white masks of skull and antlers standing between my bed and the open light of the bathroom, I just looked at them, went back to bed.
laugh my ass off
I sleep with a sword every night.
Whip it out
Spontanious martial arts practice
Crush its head with my bare hands. Happened before. They stopped aftwards.
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i thought it was some creepy shit
cool explanation, thanks bro
>"seek refuge with Allah from the accursed Devil"
>"Nooo don't say tha- AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE"
>back to sleep
BITCHSLAP
>See if dog reacts
>If it doesn't go back to sleep
>If it does, go for gun next to bed
>If can't move try to wake girlfriend up with noise or violent trashing
Beat the shit out of it with my fists
I'm so fucking horny I'd probably try to stick my dick inside it somehow.
laugh. goofy ah
Not this because it's from a gay movie, but one time was having some funky ass dream, woke up to clicking noises and buzzing from the side of my bed, only opened my eyes a crack and kept my breathing slow and saw a green little man like this, I started to pretend to wake up normally and was locked into sleep paralysis, luckily I learned how to escape paralysis from getting it since the age of 4/5 and went for that little green bastards neck. He let out a screech and some clicks while I stumbled after him, bastard went and vanished through the floor boards. I was willing to be nice till he tried to lock my body down, pretty sure he was influencing my dreams as well. Hasn't returned since :/
I have sleep paralysis i wake up to this like 2 or 3 times a week. Usually the best options to deal with it is to try to imagine having sex with it before it starts ripping your guts out.