You MUST be able to stand for 12hrs straight

Since when is this request socially acceptable?! The majority of these jobs are written up by useless boomers sitting at a fucking desk all day. Am I crazy or are employers getting ridiculous?
>inb4 go back to antiwork
I like working, I like having money and being responsible with my time- but dude maybe some of those sneeds have a point

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2022 work options to support yourself
    >50+ hours a week getting physically and mentally raped by people that see you as a machine
    >juggle 3 part time jobs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks, I think I'll keep my WFH bullshit job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can you refer me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What skills do you have? I've gotten all of my worthwhile jobs from ziprecuiter. Their advantage over shitdeed and cuckdin is that you can make your resume and just mass spam it to people. They also have a toggle for remote only. Just send out dozens of digital resumes, maybe make a unique cover letter but it sure beats spending an hour on some shitty company's Java-portal for your resume only to be told to fuck off they're full.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol zoomers consider 'standing up' to be on par with slavery. do you not ever realize why youre complete loser failures?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt say slavery you 300yo dustbrain. Youre people are the same saying shit like I hope you all get attacked by a machete wielding lunatic. You expect +30$hr to sit on your ass telling us all what to do? You can enjoy being tossed away and forgetten when you "retire" because we arent going to take care of your overgrown spoiled asses- lol we cant! We have work to do, unlike you selfadmitted useless fucks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Standing for 12 hrs is a fucking pain. You've never done it so you wouldn't know. I'm fit and even my feet start to feel broken after 8 hrs of it. They literally get swollen if I do 12 hr shifts.

        [...]
        >

        >being responsible with my time
        sure thing kike

        b8 or really a retard

        keep whining on this childrens forum, pussies. sorry standing upright is so scary and taxing for you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he says from the childrens forum
          Tell us more about how we need to buy all your worthless shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what 'worthless shit'? were talking about a job posting and standing up, retard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Why can't we fill a job that requires people to do inhuman tasks
              I know right, it's like another shoah.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >inhuman tasks
                like standing up? you poor, fat, smartphone addled zoomer fag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Standing for 12 hours. Not natural and not healthy. What job have you ever worked where you had stand in one place for 12 hours.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                factory, glassblower, landscaping. its not a big deal, it turns out your body is literally made to be standing most of the time. now piss away yet another day of your worthless life in front of a screen whining, loser

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Landscaping and glassblowing have a lot of time in your feet, however it's not stationary standing. Most factory workers will have repetitive motion injuries.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. larper

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > nobody has ever done anything because i havent
                why would i larp as a factory worker you fucking retard? im not poor anymore but was for years and had all kinds of shitty jobs. standing up was the least hardest thing about many of them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME REEEEEE
                ok buddy whatever you say.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i once had a job working third shift at a small store and the only shift available was 10hrs every day
                >8 days in a row every week
                I thought it was so cool because i had days off between but because of it being like that there was no way for me to pick up any other legitimate work on the side other than little contract shit. Anyway every night the majority of the labor was done the first few hours into it, the rest of the night was fucking standing there in one spot, watching making sure people dont steal. I never want to do that shit ever again. Hardly could even break to get water or use the restroom. Later I found out the managers were taking fucking naps on the jobs, drinking on the job some days. When I left they had to stop doing third shift because no one else could fill the spot looool. Fuck that place.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ignoring the 12 hrs part
                >seething
                Who hurt you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Standing for 12 hrs is a fucking pain. You've never done it so you wouldn't know. I'm fit and even my feet start to feel broken after 8 hrs of it. They literally get swollen if I do 12 hr shifts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no not standing! If your legs can't support your obese frame then find a job where you are not required to stand. Simple as.

      >

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try fatty. Go eat another McDonald's hamburger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nice try fatty. Go eat another McDonald's hamburger.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop posting selfies. I don't want to see your pathetic chinlet.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Stop posting selfies. I don't want to see your pathetic chinlet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yknow, you both could post chins or belly and stfu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being responsible with my time
      sure thing kike

      b8 or really a retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. chinaman

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the standup meeting takes half the day again...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shit you not, this is for a job which shift is 12hrs each day, 5 days a week
      >MUST be available on weekends
      so they want you on your feet potentially 84hrs per week

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is a standup meeting?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Short meeting at the start of the day to discuss what is everyone doing and if he needs help, shouldnt be longer than a few minutes but is often dragged out by boomers, called standup because people literally stand as to make it as short as possible

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Since when is this request socially acceptable?! Since everyone in your society was spineless, so about three generations of sucking the cock of capital. Americuck.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting ridiculous?
    >getting
    Lol
    It's been this way since boomers took over

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no not standing! If your legs can't support your obese frame then find a job where you are not required to stand. Simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.skinny homosexual that doesn't lift
      Shut the fuck up, retard. You wouldn't last in the trades.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I do lift and was in the trades for 18 years. Residential contruction then pump and tank work for a petroleum company. Now I run a machine making beer. If you can't even stand at work then you most definitely can't make it in the trades.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Larping sack of shit. And no you don't lift, but keep saying shit to try to add credibility.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How is it a larp?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youre obviously a neet or a seething boomer desklet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably a neet. Anyone who has worked 12 hr shifts on their feet know what a pain in the ass it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am glad that this makes them so angry I will not let up.
          >hurrr we'll raise your pay fine
          >teehee we're also going to raise all the prices at all of our businesses
          Not falling for that shit either.
          >inflation skyrockets
          >wages have barely moved at all
          Boomers reading this, you WILL starve. Youve cashed out ever possible dollar that could be made off of willing millennials and zoomers. I hope you spent your money wisely boomers, because thats the end of it. We cant sink more to your standards now even if we wanted to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I make beer. Usually work 6 or 7 days a week. The weekend overtime is hard to pass up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          any plans for AB to make an NA version of Ultra?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to have a job where i rotated through several tasks. the task where i did nothing but stand in one place for 8-12 hours a day was unironically much more physically painful than the task where i walked continuously for 8-12 hours, a total of like 6-8 miles.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any job that isn't working on a computer pretty much. Please tell me you can stand upright anon, you're not fat are you?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I run 9 miles to work and do my shift, then run 9 miles home every day. I don't even eat lunch. I prefer this.

    Weak people have nutritional deficiets, poorly mapped neuronal pathways, and an inferior gut-brain axis. The human being is capable of orders of magnitude more than what causes the average person distress.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i run 9 miles to work
      obvious larp or youre retarded.
      >I show up to work reeking of sweat everyday and then I do a whole shift and run back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >casually running 70% of a marathon 5 days a week
      what a bizarre LARP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i run 9 miles to work
        obvious larp or youre retarded.
        >I show up to work reeking of sweat everyday and then I do a whole shift and run back

        Weaklings

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else also notice now how """part time""" is actually full time, and full time is like a fucking residency?
    >30+ minimum for full time
    >both you must be available on call at any time
    >full time is all "overtime required"
    Somebody should make a TV show of boomers trying ONE day of these jobs they come up with. That show would be hilarious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be a good show. Find some people who believe in a good attitude and and a firm handshake then put them to work in an Amazon warehouse or driving for Amazon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >out-of-cover boss

        it's better for your health to be standing than sitting

        now kys

        >le space
        go back

        They do this to filter out disabled people legally. Companies dont want to accommodate disabled people but they dont want to get sued so they will put stuff like that in there.

        and theyve effectively filtered out everyone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and theyve effectively filtered out everyone

          HR is not known for their intelligence or competence.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Worse. HR roasties follow guidelines to the letter which makes it sometimes impossible to get hired because of minor discrepancy, and they put looks over anything else so lots and lots of lookism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s some undercover ceo tv show.
      Never seen it. I assume they just throw out almost all the footage and show the ceo talking to some zoomer vaping in a bathroom.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's better for your health to be standing than sitting

    now kys

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They do this to filter out disabled people legally. Companies dont want to accommodate disabled people but they dont want to get sued so they will put stuff like that in there.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL stand for long periods of time..... GOY!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers are afraid to stand because their balls might drop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also >

      >ignoring the 12 hrs part


      >seething
      Who hurt you

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do stand up comedians really?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To the trolls that want to say
    >boohoo do something
    Youre also ignoring where the OP said
    >or juggle 3 part time jobs
    which is what im doing. Lol some of you fags are so eager
    >ppppplease be weaker than me i want to fuck a boys ass so i can feel big pls
    Thats all I hear from you pathetic boomer homosexuals

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but but pharmacists make so much money!!! Reeeeeee!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For knee surgery

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    North Korea, China (and other Asian holes you masturbate to holes from) aren't much preoccupied with your self-fulfilment or other westerners fantasies, anon. Those are the models for the near to mid-term future and all that the New World Order does is to sprawl their ways across while erasing yours. Open your westerners eyes before they tighten asiatic like forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nagger i dont watch porn i look at picture of thots that think im going to give them money (and i dont) You know who DOES watch actual porn and pay for it? Boomers.

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