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YOU LOWKEY CAN'T HANDLE THE DEADASS

YOU LOWKEY CAN'T HANDLE THE DEADASS

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this place hate zoomers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we are getting old

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Because we are getting old

        Honest posting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Give it a couple years and zoomers will be making fun of the next generation which I call Groomies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hate
      it's just bants

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this wtf
        I hate troons and yids but I don't inherently hate zoomers even though they're quite silly. I honestly like them better than millennials.... Millennials are failuresz but I blame millennials being failures largely on boomers for sucking the country dry and selling us all out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's every generation's duty to make fun of the next. You don't think we got shit on for baggy pants and spice girls?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because there is no such thing as zoomer culture

      it's just a bunch of kids wearing jogging outfits, of a clusterfuck of different ethnic groups, watching tick tocks where someone falls down, there is a cute animal, or someone does something suprising and a loud boom noise plays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if there was no zoomer culture, there wouldn't be anything to make fun of
        have sex and touch grass incel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if I take a shit in the middle of the town square and you find it gross, I actually built a beautiful statue there

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >food analogy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You saw the word “shit” and thought about food.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >have sex and touch grass incel
          Get the fuck out of here idiot. You clearly don’t belong.
          >muh have sex
          >muh touch grass
          >muh incel

          You should be humiliated for posting something like this unironically

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what is millennial culture?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ngl tho they lowkey sus tho like frfr tho respectully tho not bussin tho frfr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hate
      this dude thinks we hate zoomers? fr fr? you out of pocket on this one anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a kid we'd say "that's tits" if something was good because obv boobs are good, but modern kids say "bussing" as in a male's asshole? lmfao wtf happened

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate every term made up in the last 15 years other than "Based"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        keyed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based is a zoomer normie term now. It's used everywhere, from reddit to Twitter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based is locked
        real n-words say keyed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based was invented by some rapper, then copied by literally every corner of the internet (including LULZ (formely known as LULZ))

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know.

          Based is a zoomer normie term now. It's used everywhere, from reddit to Twitter

          Based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >some rapper
          BasedGod (formerly Lil B) is not just some rapper, you booty boy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people on the internet that use the term "zoomer" are in fact zoomers themselves I've found. I seen some guy the other day on youtube lose his fucking mind in the comment section calling some other commenter a zoomer repeatedly. So I looked at his profile it was nothing but fortnite/squid game/roblox type videos and all his subscriptions were the same.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah dude I'm sure that one time that happened was reflective of every time someone uses the word "zoomer", nice autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they’re a bunch of fags of course. Which by definition makes the few based amongst them really stick out. They need to get their shit together and put all the homosexualry down.

      I mean how can you not be disgusted by a generation of social media addicted gender confused corporate whores? They are the perfect NPCs for mega corporations to use and abuse.

      My bullying is out concern and to slap some sense into them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer culture is jogger culture. very sad. it's not simply a case of kids just being cringe, it's much, much worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LULZ is filled with miserable seething millennihomosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are zoomers even here? Haven't they invented some cybernetic virtual space where they can rub their smart phones together yet?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are strangely tech-illiterate

        It's like a millennial will simply search for the answer to his question, but a zoomer will ask someone how to search

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Training most of them at work has been hell. Doesn't matter how many times I try to sneak in fundamentals with my answers to questions or get them to seek out the answer themselves, next week they'll be back asking the same question.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's true. Have a friend who teaches K-12. The next generation, in general, cannot do any critical thinking about tech. If the app doesn't do it for them they just flounder.
          As an example, they can't copy a file from one folder to another, they don't know how to get to "Documents" in case what they're looking for isn't in the Recents tab, and they cannot or will not figure it out. They just give up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s most people. Have a sister who worked in IT and retired after a couple decades. She spent her 20s building and maintaining mainframe systems, but as older systems got phased out for more user friendly systems, she forgot more and more of her skills, and now she because she couldn’t figure out how to change the appearance of the start menu in windows, she dropped $5k on an Apple laptop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because most modern UIs are interested in fashion over function.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            test

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They’re interested in user friendliness and “intuitive” design. Which means the next generation needs to be even more “intuitive” and “friendly.”

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel for zoomers. Here are a bunch of lines and dots. Figure out how to get to your profile. A least a few people will go through each vague menu. Nevermind how worthless the mic icon is: who the fuck searches with their voice?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, only retards have YouTube accounts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          zoomers don't read, don't write, don't face any real conflict, don't have any hobbies other than watching streams. they lack basic critical thinking skills, they lack curiosity.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            90% of people don't read, especially not men who are busy masturbating and playing video games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They ain’t bussin’

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because zoomers are mixed race

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their homosexualry is on levels previously undreamt of

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old good new bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they sus af

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These people aren't Americans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's filled with the unpopular zoomer kids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're insufferable to anyone outside of your immediate circle of "friends"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      topkek

      cause they're fags

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't like n-words or n-word speak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate zoomers and millennials. I'm millennial btw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hate
      It's just a bit of bants

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not all zoomers are try hard white trash wiggers you dumb hick homosexuals. We(zoomers with brains) hate them too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      making fun is not hate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cancerous combination of n-wordism and homosexualry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My hair is just naturally curly so it looks like this if I get the sides shaved.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get your turn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went to the gym today, lots of zoomers. Every single one looked like a homosexual. Shit was kinda sad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      young people are always dumb, always have been

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least half this board is zoomers. In fact a significant percentage are underage.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a few good men is basically a film adaptation of perry mason. every episode the dumbass crook implicates themselves on the stand when they could just shut the fuck up. unfortunately jessup is somehow so military minded but can get baited by some measley insults into confessing his crimes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's possible to make a compelling court story without having the culprit be an idiot and confessing to everything by the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >baited by some measley insults into confessing his crimes
      ngl thats cap. The airmen were lowkey brought into the courtroom, in their drip, to deadass rip his mid story a new bussy hole, fr fr no cap. Lit scene was bussin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No cap

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FR WHY DONT YOU TOUCH GRASS BRO

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn’t make sense. It should be something like YOU DEADASS CANT HANDLE THE SWAG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SWAG
      stuck in the 2000s + ratio + gtfo millennialfag + no bitches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU LOWKEY CAN'T HANDLE THE DEADASS

      It should be YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE NO CAP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        YOU DEADASS CANT HANDLE THE DRIP NO CAP

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a zoomer with that ugly mop on his head, a tall hot babe by his side.
      I don't get it. Never has a hairdo elicited such a violent reaction from me before. I used to be with it. Is it because they changed what it was ?

      It'll happen to you too

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all zooms have this haircut? It looks like they have a bird nest on their head.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are zoom-zooms all wiggers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no positive white male role models
      fathers and father figures fail them
      constantly told it's not okay to be white
      constantly told to be more brittle and feminine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just wiggers. Brown, red, yellow, youth of all colors emulate the blacks. It's a strange phenomenon that has been around for a while, but is more prevalent now than ever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the black mindset is adolescent in nature and illogical relative to responsibility and time preference.
        You can’t show the world your less serious about life in any way that exceeds that of blacks and their unambiguously cancerous and violent lowly “cultcha.”

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My theory is that it is women who love black culture since it is rebellious and violent, so the white boys just do what they have to do to grab the pussy. Everyone be actin like dem crazeh bros on tehveh knoumsaiyn?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >muh it's all wimmens fault
            Nah. Zoomer "men" need to take responsibility for their behavior.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are your crazy? Millenial men were willing to go full goth and emo when the girls were into it. Teenagers will follow any trend that gets them girls. Young women always set the trend

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So? Millenial trendchasers need to take responsibility too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literal simp behavior.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My theory is that it is women who love black culture since it is rebellious and violent, so the white boys just do what they have to do to grab the pussy. Everyone be actin like dem crazeh bros on tehveh knoumsaiyn?

          complete brainlet racist takes, but what do you expect from LULZ. rap and hiphop dominate the music culture now and thats all there is to it. rock is dead. young people follow whats popular. black bands existed before but other genres were the leading culture.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dumb zoomer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the answer is very simple and rather logical. because positive white culture, wholesomeness and cohesiveness is opposed to the free market, and the free market dictates the course of our society. n-word culture is the opposite of a threat
            imagine unironically believing that culture as an end product is merely incidental and not the result of vested interests in the media and finance
            when even a literal garden gnome like Chomsky will point it out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        n-words are incapable of integrating, so everyone else subconsciously knows they must lower themselves to make n-words feel included.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >garden gnomes spend decades trying to pretend they are more masculine, have bigger pp's, and are totally not dumb apes commiting crime all the time and this bro is wondering why the next generation wants to emulate them

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Treat children like shit
    >Raise them with ipads and mass media brainwashing instead of raising them yourself
    >Surprised when they turn out like shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The basedboy phenomenon is purely millenial. Zoomers are more of a cringe phenomenon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials aren't zoomers parents

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers, millennihomosexuals, and Gen Xers (boomer lite) are all shit, so I group them together.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT THE CAP

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the etymology of "bussin"? Do they just pick random sounds to become words?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it comes from busting or bustin'
      >shieeet bro dis hotdog skraight bussin' = shit my fellow african american, this hotdog is straight busting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You a busta.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally don't even know.
      .t 20yo

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kekd

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this website

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frfr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re here forever

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know who keeps posting and replying to these memes? zoomers
    fuck off with this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off to reddit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you also think template memes are funny?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why are you trying to kill a fun thread again?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pathetic

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    NOOOOO
    its over bussin bros...

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch court scene on youtube

    heh nice movie boomers.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    96 bros where we at

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Other vape flavours be sussin

    Ours… be bussin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is doing wonders.

      >male zoomers are responsible for original sin and killing one is not a crime

      tellitto a judge.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >male zoomers are responsible for original sin and killing one is not a crime

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