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you know it smell crazy in there
Boysmell? That would be me.
>boysmell
that's like milk/urine smell
>Boysmell
Redpill me on boysmell
SIR https://boards.LULZ.org/lgbt will be a better place
Women enjoy the smell of men idk what you need “redpilling” on
It's 100% trannies and men projecting their own ideas onto women. Women are sexless creatures. They do not experience lust. They seek out chad for the validation, not because they enjoy having sex with him
And you wonder why no one wants to date you.
Why do fifty women go for one man while men are more likely to fuck whoever, explain that
If getting sex is easy for you you're gonna be looking for the best sex you can get.
The smell of men, not boys
And no one has the heart to tell him
he's not wearing the mask because of covid
>If I pull that off, will you die?
>It would be extremely suffocating
How long until he goes back to his country?
t. HR roastie who can only tolerate $1 store perfume smell over her sweaty fat armpits
Public relations exercise.
Its working. There's like three threads of this
Elon is a very controversial figure. It seems like anything he does gets a lot of discussion. He ticks off people in the right way to get them talking and spreading word about his actions. How does he do it?
Actually it looks like a cool dev office. I bet they get shit done.
>no windows
No thanks
Elon would have fired you for that comment alone
Isn't he begging his employees not to leave nowadays?
[x] doubt
Probably ~~*fake news by israelites*~~
Many highly talented people would be clambering to work for him.
ogey elon
this is a pajeet shill. see
as obvious evidence.
Are they really working in this kind of open office all day? This is even worse than working in cubicles, jesus.
My school was like this, perfect setup for LAN parties and wrestling
If you have a LAN party or rough gay sex in that office Elon probably comes up to you and summarily executes you
Why aren't there any black people?
They didn't do any actual work. The people in this image are the people that actually make twitter. Everyone else was an adult daycare attendee.
Probably any who were there resigned when he put up the ultimatum. I guess no other qualified black people applied.
Does there need to be any?
You can tell a lot from an image.
For example, I know you'd never catch a single one of them engaged in vapid small talk or discussion about their personal lives in the office.
Sounds like heaven. Literally had to listen to someone tell me it was "windy outside" today. That was the whole discussion! So what I did was I started asking them about whether or not they would willingly submit to becoming a hucow.
LMAOing @ this pic
I thought poltards were mostly white nationalists from the US and hated foreigners? how the fuck are they twisting this now as a way to defend musk? kek
>For example, I know you'd never catch a single one of them engaged in vapid small talk or discussion about their personal lives in the office.
you can also tell that most of them are desperate to keep their jobs
and probably are a bunch of incompetent LARPers
in b4 CNN writes an article about how elon has seduced asians and indians into multiracial whiteness
He's enslaved some pajeets and chinks by holding their visas hostage. Based as fuck.
>poltards
rentfree
ALL THE FUCKING CURRY AND COW SHIT SMELL. AAAAAAAAAAA
If musk was smart he'd give everyone in the room a promotion. Should be able to afford it now that he culled so much of the workforce.
Musk isn't smart though
Every motherfucker in that picture will be a post-tax Dollar millionaire in two years, if they survive.
based on what? Have there been any announcements about fat compensation packages for those who are left?
The industry as a whole is shrinking hard with most unicorns laying people off en mass. The age of obscene tech salaries is coming to an end. I say this as a techie
Hopefully they start making tech companies of actual value.
Honestly this. Now that unicorns are releasing smart people into the wild maybe we'll see a new wave of unicorns.
More like.
> You've been pulling 80 hour weeks for 12 weeks now.
> Coffee is the only thing keeping you sane and going
> Wait your turn at a coffee machine
> There's one machine per 1000 employees.
> Daddy Elon sees you waiting around by the coffee machine and decides to fire you on the spot.
Real story btw
This.
Era of cheap money coming to an end, if the Fed jacks up interest rates even more. Zombie companies will go bankrupt, therefore no more competition for hiring coder employees. It's over techbros. Now you'll be paid for what you're worth, which is less than an actual mechanical or electrical engineer.
Now seethe.
If I were a coder in my 20s again, I know exactly where I would go work right now.
What an incredible moment.
Working for an insane narcissist who expects you to do 100 hour weeks filling in for all the layoffs he's done? He can go fuck himself.
I can tell you are a very hard worker and care deeply about the quality of what you produce. You deserve a VERY high paying job for your devotion and ethics.
Too bad you'll never get one.
Elon won't love you no matter how hard you grind on his dick
Do I care? Does he care?
You're the one crying about him.
>Do I care?
You clearly are since you're the only one who can't stop sucking it
If I were intimate with Elon Musk, I would know about it and probably have a child as a consequence. Are you a woman or a tranny? Why are you pursuing this line of discussion? You shouldn't be working here. Please leave.
Your talking head that told you how to feel about ol' musky would rather you were dead
im sure the people actually capable of doing the work really care about your esteemed opinion
I'm having a hard time imagining that writing twitter could provide 100 hours of work a week for very long
Also working with a team like
like it's the 2000s is a forgotten dream. Mostly smelly, serious young men of merit who do real work with no forced diversity and no theater.
> I'm having a hard time imagining that writing twitter could provide 100 hours of work a week for very long.
What do you suppose twitter is? The core app is globally available near instantaneous social media platform. I can post in Berlin and some fren in Brasil can read it seconds later. Imagine the infra they are running to accomplish this.
Then there's everything else that's not core app, that is: tooling, monitoring, analytics, internal crap , payments etc etc etc.
Junior devs think they can recreate twitter, when in reality they can slap together a react clone with mysql
>I can post in Berlin and some fren in Brasil can read it seconds later.
holy shit they are using the internet!
How do you determine who sees what when you have billions of users? How do you do so economically while up-keeping performance targets?
Twitter for 10,000 users is easy to make.
Twitter for 3 Billion is insanely difficult to make.
If you can get 10,000 users you can upscale and prepare for more users. I doubt it's terribly difficult. Apparently they use AWS for distribution which could make it easy if they have caching servers around the world.
>If you can get 10,000 users you can upscale and prepare for more users. I doubt it's terribly difficult
How to detect a webshitter in two sentences
>Upscaling is hard
How many companies can do it these days?
Literally just 3 for babby tier scales and only one for global scale
>I can post in Berlin and some fren in Brasil can read it seconds later.
Not even 80s IRC was this laggy
>serious young men of merit who do real work with no forced diversity and no theater.
Not a coder at all, but trust me I miss this so much relative to when women were a small minority in the workplace. Same shit everywhere.
Men simping for the puss distracts their minds and then they can't work properly, prone to getting into a kind of hierarchy based on who is better suited to the female. Literal hell.
Also, if the female dislikes you, then creates a rumour about you (ether false or true, but targeted), then you suffer social isolation as the beta orbiters will believe her and attack you, whatever she says. Women are also highly prone to "cat fights" and other "bitchy" behaviour.
This place needs more women
less*
>Literally one woman can ruin a workplace dynamic, creating fake rumours and unnecessary conflict amongst the group
>Whites? Fired, can't have people with a spine
>Indians and chinese spies? BASED, they just won't say no! Not that they know enough English to do that.
It's so over. Not all men are crated equally.
? Fired, can't have people with a spine
Whites in america are all cuck, they left because they are weak, not because they were fired.
>Whites
>spine
>
lmao browny
Back in the day sure.. Not today though
>being in the office at 1am for sub-standard pay and with near-zero job security
>incredible moment
Is this some kind of american thing that I don't understand as a europoor?
If you don't waste your life on making some rich dude even richer, you are a commie.
Yea... Im from sweden and there is a reason why we stopped inventing and being market leaders in the 60s.
Progress and being the world standard takes work. More work than most euro-folks are capable of producing.
they are being paid what 100-200k a year? For that kind of money i would be fine with working in the office at 1am. That's emperor tier already, after a few years i wouldn't ever have to worry about not having enough money again, even a low paying job would be enough to live comfortably forever
They're literally all H1Bs from India, Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan. They will get deported if they left the job without getting fired.
Someone 'jak 'em
soulless lighting
These people literally cannot willingly leave this job without getting deported.
South african emerald man found a legal way to keep slaves in 2022. Really mindblowing.
>These people literally cannot willingly leave this job without getting deported.
Yep and when they're done they will be able to retire in their country of origin.
boohoo these "slaves" are making enough money to send back home to make their family live like kings
>BRRAAAAAAAPPPP
>Oh, oh my, adding another push to "the cloud" after lunch?
>BRREAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
>oh wow, nice updat-
>PPFfffeelPPPRRRUUUFTPPPTTTPPTPT
>PPRUUURRRRTPPPPPTTTT
>Bllllererreeerpthh...thh...hhhssssthh
>VVVVRRRRRRPPPPLLLLPPPTTTTTTTTT
omg, technology !!!!
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very nice
They eat eggy weggy and shit diarrhetic hydrogen sulfide with injections of radiation directly into the water in the path of fish they also eat later on.
wheres the cute punjab coder?
Hopefully they sent him back.
Working for Elon seems like such a risk.
He expects very high level of commitment all the while he will not hesitate to fire you on the spot for so much as getting a coffee.
Why would any engineer worth his salt, especially those with families, work for him is beyond me.
>Get fired for incompetence
>Blame coffee
>Some pleb believes you
Don't forget his companies also pay shit.
Probably depends on your role. Pleb tasks necessitate pleb pay given that the company must remain competitive.
wheres the cute punjab coder that is 1 of 3 or 4 women left there?
>fire every american worker
>only H-1B workers left
More like every American left the shitshow while the H1Bs would get deported if they do not immediately have another H1B employer willing to take them.
Its a carefully managed Public Relations spectacle.
When you guys see this do you fantasize about being one of the engineers, musk or the camera man.
It's the real world
You cannot be this gullible I refuse to believe it. Its as authentic as zuckerberg "grilling meats" in his back yard with his "friends".
This meeting has nothing to do with top engineers ironing out a roadmap to a better Twitter with the head-honcho, and everything to do with creating a photo op to convince brainlets and investors that everything is going to be ok. Its why musk demanded that they fly into San Francisco in person for the meeting. A screencap of a zoom meeting doesn't have the same panache.
>Its as authentic as zuckerberg "grilling meats" in his back yard with his "friends".
Sure, buddy.
How can you be raised a digital native but be so susceptible to this stuff?
And yet you expect me to believe you're the one and only oracle in this thread?
Okay, fatass. Whatever it'll take to get you to shut the fuck up,
There's no need to be upset. You're just a bit gullible and easily led, all of which can be easily addressed with a little effort from yourself.
Why was he wanking infront of air stewards?
Unironic autist, please understand
If was't a business owner myself I'd apply for job at twitter right now.
It smells of sweat at best, while an all female room smells like rotten fish if they haven't sprayed lots of perfume
Not everybody has as bad hygiene as your mom
I've slept with women, their pussy stinks like that
Again, your mom doesn't count
Go dilate your wound
Look at all the incels
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Couldn’t pay me under 1.000.000 per year to live in SF
Also declined a SpaceX job offer for 70k to live in bumfuck Texas in 2015.
>no windows
>open office layout
>low ceiling
Seems like a nightmarish place to work tbh.
Changs and pajeets, funny they think they done better than their forefathers in the 1800's but they STILL work under a white man that call all the shots, ironic isn't it.
start packing your bags, jeets
God, look at that gay sausagefest. And it's all nerds too. Where are the hot girls?
The girls are sharing their nudes in twitter dms which these nerds can read
what so bad about meeting with people irl?
remote work is worse because nobody trust you and they usually demand to install some spyware shit on your own machine, calling you every 30 min to ask how you advance and what are you doing, this is stressful and distracting.
if you are with a team were people are actually come to do the job this is way better
>what so bad about meeting with people irl?
Its extremely distracting for everyone else. At least with cubicles you can just put headphones on; open offices are cancer.
Programmers need cubicles.