you know it smell crazy in there


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you know it smell crazy in there

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boysmell? That would be me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boysmell
      that's like milk/urine smell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Boysmell

      • 2 months ago
        XOUT828
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redpill me on boysmell

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          SIR https://boards.LULZ.org/lgbt will be a better place

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women enjoy the smell of men idk what you need “redpilling” on

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's 100% trannies and men projecting their own ideas onto women. Women are sexless creatures. They do not experience lust. They seek out chad for the validation, not because they enjoy having sex with him

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              And you wonder why no one wants to date you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do fifty women go for one man while men are more likely to fuck whoever, explain that

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If getting sex is easy for you you're gonna be looking for the best sex you can get.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The smell of men, not boys

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And no one has the heart to tell him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not wearing the mask because of covid

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If I pull that off, will you die?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It would be extremely suffocating

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long until he goes back to his country?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. HR roastie who can only tolerate $1 store perfume smell over her sweaty fat armpits

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Public relations exercise.
    Its working. There's like three threads of this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is a very controversial figure. It seems like anything he does gets a lot of discussion. He ticks off people in the right way to get them talking and spreading word about his actions. How does he do it?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it looks like a cool dev office. I bet they get shit done.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no windows
      No thanks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elon would have fired you for that comment alone

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't he begging his employees not to leave nowadays?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [x] doubt
            Probably ~~*fake news by israelites*~~
            Many highly talented people would be clambering to work for him.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ogey elon

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is a pajeet shill. see

              [...]

              as obvious evidence.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they really working in this kind of open office all day? This is even worse than working in cubicles, jesus.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My school was like this, perfect setup for LAN parties and wrestling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have a LAN party or rough gay sex in that office Elon probably comes up to you and summarily executes you

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there any black people?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't do any actual work. The people in this image are the people that actually make twitter. Everyone else was an adult daycare attendee.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably any who were there resigned when he put up the ultimatum. I guess no other qualified black people applied.
      Does there need to be any?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell a lot from an image.
    For example, I know you'd never catch a single one of them engaged in vapid small talk or discussion about their personal lives in the office.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like heaven. Literally had to listen to someone tell me it was "windy outside" today. That was the whole discussion! So what I did was I started asking them about whether or not they would willingly submit to becoming a hucow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAOing @ this pic
      I thought poltards were mostly white nationalists from the US and hated foreigners? how the fuck are they twisting this now as a way to defend musk? kek

      If I were a coder in my 20s again, I know exactly where I would go work right now.

      What an incredible moment.

      >For example, I know you'd never catch a single one of them engaged in vapid small talk or discussion about their personal lives in the office.
      you can also tell that most of them are desperate to keep their jobs
      and probably are a bunch of incompetent LARPers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        in b4 CNN writes an article about how elon has seduced asians and indians into multiracial whiteness

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's enslaved some pajeets and chinks by holding their visas hostage. Based as fuck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poltards
        rentfree

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL THE FUCKING CURRY AND COW SHIT SMELL. AAAAAAAAAAA

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If musk was smart he'd give everyone in the room a promotion. Should be able to afford it now that he culled so much of the workforce.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Musk isn't smart though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every motherfucker in that picture will be a post-tax Dollar millionaire in two years, if they survive.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        based on what? Have there been any announcements about fat compensation packages for those who are left?
        The industry as a whole is shrinking hard with most unicorns laying people off en mass. The age of obscene tech salaries is coming to an end. I say this as a techie

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully they start making tech companies of actual value.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly this. Now that unicorns are releasing smart people into the wild maybe we'll see a new wave of unicorns.

            >Get fired for incompetence
            >Blame coffee
            >Some pleb believes you

            More like.
            > You've been pulling 80 hour weeks for 12 weeks now.
            > Coffee is the only thing keeping you sane and going
            > Wait your turn at a coffee machine
            > There's one machine per 1000 employees.
            > Daddy Elon sees you waiting around by the coffee machine and decides to fire you on the spot.
            Real story btw

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          Era of cheap money coming to an end, if the Fed jacks up interest rates even more. Zombie companies will go bankrupt, therefore no more competition for hiring coder employees. It's over techbros. Now you'll be paid for what you're worth, which is less than an actual mechanical or electrical engineer.
          Now seethe.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I were a coder in my 20s again, I know exactly where I would go work right now.

    What an incredible moment.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Working for an insane narcissist who expects you to do 100 hour weeks filling in for all the layoffs he's done? He can go fuck himself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell you are a very hard worker and care deeply about the quality of what you produce. You deserve a VERY high paying job for your devotion and ethics.
        Too bad you'll never get one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elon won't love you no matter how hard you grind on his dick

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do I care? Does he care?
            You're the one crying about him.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Do I care?
              You clearly are since you're the only one who can't stop sucking it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I were intimate with Elon Musk, I would know about it and probably have a child as a consequence. Are you a woman or a tranny? Why are you pursuing this line of discussion? You shouldn't be working here. Please leave.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your talking head that told you how to feel about ol' musky would rather you were dead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        im sure the people actually capable of doing the work really care about your esteemed opinion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm having a hard time imagining that writing twitter could provide 100 hours of work a week for very long

        Also working with a team like

        If I were a coder in my 20s again, I know exactly where I would go work right now.

        What an incredible moment.

        like it's the 2000s is a forgotten dream. Mostly smelly, serious young men of merit who do real work with no forced diversity and no theater.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > I'm having a hard time imagining that writing twitter could provide 100 hours of work a week for very long.
          What do you suppose twitter is? The core app is globally available near instantaneous social media platform. I can post in Berlin and some fren in Brasil can read it seconds later. Imagine the infra they are running to accomplish this.
          Then there's everything else that's not core app, that is: tooling, monitoring, analytics, internal crap , payments etc etc etc.

          Junior devs think they can recreate twitter, when in reality they can slap together a react clone with mysql

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can post in Berlin and some fren in Brasil can read it seconds later.
            holy shit they are using the internet!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do you determine who sees what when you have billions of users? How do you do so economically while up-keeping performance targets?
              Twitter for 10,000 users is easy to make.
              Twitter for 3 Billion is insanely difficult to make.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can get 10,000 users you can upscale and prepare for more users. I doubt it's terribly difficult. Apparently they use AWS for distribution which could make it easy if they have caching servers around the world.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you can get 10,000 users you can upscale and prepare for more users. I doubt it's terribly difficult
                How to detect a webshitter in two sentences

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Upscaling is hard
                How many companies can do it these days?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally just 3 for babby tier scales and only one for global scale

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can post in Berlin and some fren in Brasil can read it seconds later.
            Not even 80s IRC was this laggy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >serious young men of merit who do real work with no forced diversity and no theater.
          Not a coder at all, but trust me I miss this so much relative to when women were a small minority in the workplace. Same shit everywhere.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Men simping for the puss distracts their minds and then they can't work properly, prone to getting into a kind of hierarchy based on who is better suited to the female. Literal hell.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also, if the female dislikes you, then creates a rumour about you (ether false or true, but targeted), then you suffer social isolation as the beta orbiters will believe her and attack you, whatever she says. Women are also highly prone to "cat fights" and other "bitchy" behaviour.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This place needs more women

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        less*
        >Literally one woman can ruin a workplace dynamic, creating fake rumours and unnecessary conflict amongst the group

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/IdthoOR.jpg

      you know it smell crazy in there

      >Whites? Fired, can't have people with a spine

      >Indians and chinese spies? BASED, they just won't say no! Not that they know enough English to do that.

      It's so over. Not all men are crated equally.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ? Fired, can't have people with a spine
        Whites in america are all cuck, they left because they are weak, not because they were fired.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Whites
        >spine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >
          lmao browny

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back in the day sure.. Not today though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being in the office at 1am for sub-standard pay and with near-zero job security
      >incredible moment
      Is this some kind of american thing that I don't understand as a europoor?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't waste your life on making some rich dude even richer, you are a commie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea... Im from sweden and there is a reason why we stopped inventing and being market leaders in the 60s.
        Progress and being the world standard takes work. More work than most euro-folks are capable of producing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are being paid what 100-200k a year? For that kind of money i would be fine with working in the office at 1am. That's emperor tier already, after a few years i wouldn't ever have to worry about not having enough money again, even a low paying job would be enough to live comfortably forever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're literally all H1Bs from India, Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan. They will get deported if they left the job without getting fired.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone 'jak 'em

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soulless lighting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These people literally cannot willingly leave this job without getting deported.
      South african emerald man found a legal way to keep slaves in 2022. Really mindblowing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >These people literally cannot willingly leave this job without getting deported.
        Yep and when they're done they will be able to retire in their country of origin.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        boohoo these "slaves" are making enough money to send back home to make their family live like kings

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BRRAAAAAAAPPPP
    >Oh, oh my, adding another push to "the cloud" after lunch?
    >BRREAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
    >oh wow, nice updat-
    >PPFfffeelPPPRRRUUUFTPPPTTTPPTPT
    >PPRUUURRRRTPPPPPTTTT
    >Bllllererreeerpthh...thh...hhhssssthh
    >VVVVRRRRRRPPPPLLLLPPPTTTTTTTTT
    omg, technology !!!!
    (omit this post from my file)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      very nice

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They eat eggy weggy and shit diarrhetic hydrogen sulfide with injections of radiation directly into the water in the path of fish they also eat later on.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the cute punjab coder?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully they sent him back.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Working for Elon seems like such a risk.
    He expects very high level of commitment all the while he will not hesitate to fire you on the spot for so much as getting a coffee.
    Why would any engineer worth his salt, especially those with families, work for him is beyond me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get fired for incompetence
      >Blame coffee
      >Some pleb believes you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget his companies also pay shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably depends on your role. Pleb tasks necessitate pleb pay given that the company must remain competitive.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the cute punjab coder that is 1 of 3 or 4 women left there?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire every american worker
    >only H-1B workers left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like every American left the shitshow while the H1Bs would get deported if they do not immediately have another H1B employer willing to take them.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a carefully managed Public Relations spectacle.

    When you guys see this do you fantasize about being one of the engineers, musk or the camera man.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the real world

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cannot be this gullible I refuse to believe it. Its as authentic as zuckerberg "grilling meats" in his back yard with his "friends".

        This meeting has nothing to do with top engineers ironing out a roadmap to a better Twitter with the head-honcho, and everything to do with creating a photo op to convince brainlets and investors that everything is going to be ok. Its why musk demanded that they fly into San Francisco in person for the meeting. A screencap of a zoom meeting doesn't have the same panache.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Its as authentic as zuckerberg "grilling meats" in his back yard with his "friends".
          Sure, buddy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can you be raised a digital native but be so susceptible to this stuff?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet you expect me to believe you're the one and only oracle in this thread?
              Okay, fatass. Whatever it'll take to get you to shut the fuck up,

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no need to be upset. You're just a bit gullible and easily led, all of which can be easily addressed with a little effort from yourself.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he wanking infront of air stewards?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironic autist, please understand

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If was't a business owner myself I'd apply for job at twitter right now.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It smells of sweat at best, while an all female room smells like rotten fish if they haven't sprayed lots of perfume

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not everybody has as bad hygiene as your mom

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've slept with women, their pussy stinks like that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, your mom doesn't count

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go dilate your wound

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at all the incels

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    javascript:quote('89850257');
    Couldn’t pay me under 1.000.000 per year to live in SF
    Also declined a SpaceX job offer for 70k to live in bumfuck Texas in 2015.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no windows
    >open office layout
    >low ceiling
    Seems like a nightmarish place to work tbh.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Changs and pajeets, funny they think they done better than their forefathers in the 1800's but they STILL work under a white man that call all the shots, ironic isn't it.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    start packing your bags, jeets

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, look at that gay sausagefest. And it's all nerds too. Where are the hot girls?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girls are sharing their nudes in twitter dms which these nerds can read

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what so bad about meeting with people irl?
    remote work is worse because nobody trust you and they usually demand to install some spyware shit on your own machine, calling you every 30 min to ask how you advance and what are you doing, this is stressful and distracting.
    if you are with a team were people are actually come to do the job this is way better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what so bad about meeting with people irl?
      Its extremely distracting for everyone else. At least with cubicles you can just put headphones on; open offices are cancer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Programmers need cubicles.

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