You just won the lottery! What is your first?

You just won the lottery! What is your first LULZ related purchase?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    renovating one of the rooms in my home to become a rustic library complete with a wheeled ladder. Which will then be filled with doujin and philosophy books

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Doujin
      Degenerate pig fucker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Establishing a yearly endowment to my high school and college library.

      And then maybe all the Loeb classics.

      /thread

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Establishing a yearly endowment to my high school and college library.
        based but ONLY if you insist on them naming a grant or scholarship in your honour

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bookcases. I need more badly

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if you win the lottery buy 2 sets so you can scan one of them for us

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I get some (possibly hot) teacher to teach me Russian.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A house with a real library and reading room. I want at least two floors, maybe three of space, books crawling up along the walls with a tiered walkway above. Dimmed lighting to protect the books from UV. A huge set of comfy seating available below as well as a robust study area.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I use my vast wealth to become the literary character

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A house to store more bookshelves. More bookshelves. Finally, I will sit down and fill in my gaps to create a complete library of Nintendo Power magazines.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    /lit/‘s annotated Moby Dick
    Better be at least be 50 million after taxes if I’m spending a cent on a book

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One of those twenty volume Oxford English Dictionaries. Ever since I learned about this set from Penn "Trashman" Jillette (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJhQKw2xZIM @28:33) I've wanted one. I had access to the online OED for sometime, but I really want the set for my study

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      knowing me i'd look it up online anyway if it's got the same info

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would give every single poster on LULZ a golden ticket inviting them to a competition in one year. At that competition they have the chance to win five million dollars. There can be multiple winners. The only thing they have to do to win five million dollars is pass an oral exam on classical society focused on primary sources, pass Latin and Greek reading and composition exams, perform several Euclidean constructions and pass a relatively easy problem from Apollonius' treatise on conics sections, give two one-hour presentations on two major philosophers of their choosing, give one presentation on the oeuvre of a pre-20th century literary author of their choosing, bench press 200lbs, have a conversation in a European language of their choosing which they did not learn as children, and swear an oath never to respect the opinions of unmarried women.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd invite everyone interested to a remote research institution I'd set up but under false pretext since it turns out to be more of a sadistic concentration camp

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      no one here other than 3 people can bench 200 lbs you nagger

      give me that lottery ticket

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      fund it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      At least I pass the 200lbs

      no one here other than 3 people can bench 200 lbs you nagger

      give me that lottery ticket

      Idiot 200lbs is attainable within 3 months of lifting that's when I got it [no juice]

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would buy a country estate. At least a hundred acres of land.
    I would farm it, but mostly to provide forage for pheasants, partridge and deer.
    A small craftsman’s bungalow with swimming pool, grill and smoker
    A good pedigree German Shorthair pointer for bird hunting
    A Beretta Silver Pigeon 12 gauge shotgun
    Maybe a AYA 20 gauge SXS for partridge
    I might raise a small herd of sheep as well and need a couple of border collies.
    A Toyota Tacoma pickup truck for work on the farm
    A Porsche 911 for entertainment, picking up the young and impressionable farmers’ daughters.
    A couple nice guitars as well
    A sunburst Les Paul
    A butterscotch Telecaster
    A Gibson Hummingbird

    A good wine cellar maybe a few choice Bordeauxs but mostly more middle of the road fare like Argentine Malbecs, California Zinfandels and Pinot Noirs and Italian Chiantis.
    I would also take a few fishing trips to the Florida Keys and Belize. Maybe take up diving as well.

    I probably won’t have much time for reading with all that keeping me busy though

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It’s 2023. There are no farmers’ daughters. There are no young people in these places, let alone young women.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get some land up in the mountains
    Stock up on ammo
    Read all the books that the feds don’t want me to read
    Wait

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One million mass market paperback copies of Catcher in the Rye

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would buy the Strand in Manhattan
    I would sell off the duplicate or multiple copies of books and all books by female authors
    Get a mattress and a piss jug and move in

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A hundred beautiful leatherbound copies of The Turner Diaries to hide in various libraries

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A nice tall back armchair. A set of cozy blankets. linen, cotton, and wool for different seasons. A massive stone hearth like the one from Christmas in Connecticut. Then a shitload of the finest whiskey money can buy so I can get drunk in my armchair in front of my fire while pretending to read.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Christmas in Connecticut is a cozy movie.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A house to put books in

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Call of the Crocodile

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    back up https://archive.org/details/thetempleofsolomontheking_202006 on IPFS

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd hire a team of veteran hitmen to cleanse the world of all trannies, triphomosexuals and spamnaggers on LULZ.org but especially LULZ and /tg/ (userbase would be back to the numbers of the early 2000s I imagine)

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anything by Alexius Meinong. Shits pricey.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >buy/build 2 story house in the middle of the mountains
    >get a real piano and the other studio equipment I always wanted
    >gtfo from society to focus on writing and music
    I wouldn't mind some coke and/or opium now and then

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This expensive commentary on the Daodejing I've had on my list for a while now I guess.

    The Daode jing Commentary of Cheng Xuanying: Daoism, Buddhism, and the Laozi in the Tang Dynasty

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    houseboat

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A bigger house to have a library full of Raildex books.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    complete works of picrel would be first. after that, the newest Norton and Bevington shakespeares, two shelves of the best shakespeare criticism, complete Freud, complete Proust, complete Faulkner, and then at least one eight foot tall shelf dedicated solely to contemporary literature in translation

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >You just won the lottery! What is your first LULZ related purchase?
    I'm gonna buy some artists.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    probably hiring an assassin to take out rupi kaur

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >instagram poet

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's like a caricature, incredible

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf I love Rupi now

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        she's a fucking demon.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        is this AI generated, because it's far beyond what Rupi Kaur can do stylistically.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, she grew up middle class in Canada.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >middle class in Canada
          Brampton, Ontario is basically a third-world country because 'jeets have basically colonized it.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    commissioning hundreds of artists to depict many of e-boita's descriptions

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Commemorative Edition of Pihkal and Tihkal

  31. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    My dream has always been to open a publishing house where anons can be published and also just obscure works in Latin and such. So first would be that. Then I fund the opening of an academy to give willing students a rigourous training in humanities (languages, history, literature, philosophy). Then retire to southern France or Greece with a modest house and an immodest personal library, while living a modest life so as to avoid wagecuckery.

  32. 7 days ago
    sage

    a hundred thousand books

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't mean to write sage, it's the browser's fault

  33. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a billion dollars I would still spend $0 to download books from libgen.

  34. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    a book publisher

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What would you publish?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Translations of works that are not available in my language or have subpar translations - like NYRB editions
        Good, archival paper and leatherbound editions of classics - kind of like la Pléiade, but without the Bible paper - and non-fiction
        Complete works of some authors
        I'd also publish contemporary literature that is not minorities' misery porn or intersectionality babble.

  35. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Video editor for my booktube channel

  36. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’d get Gillian Anderson to make erotica audiobooks

  37. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would stop reading books and start living my life

  38. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Probably something along the lines of Asset management and protection for dummies, or introduction to accounting so I don't get raped ultra hard by the tax man and end up paying 60+% in taxes and fees.
    Or worse, end up in prison because I fucked up some paperwork and the government just takes 100+% of it.

    I ain't looking to get my life ruined.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      LULZ related purchase, anon

  39. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You just won the lottery
    i would get pussy
    >but-
    you think i would be reading if i was rich? i would be fucking bitches every day until im out of cash

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno. How much did I win?

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    big house big library

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pay for my internet, that way I can keep downloading books and then read them in my kindle

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I will put something like Eberleins Dornauszieher in my study and hang up postmodern "art" of white children being tortured to make Chuds seehte

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    a bookshelf. currently my books are in a pile on the floor. otherwise i shoplift books from used bookstores run by boomers, which is free.

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’d take it all to Santa Anita and try to make some real money

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Purchase LULZ and ban whoever I feel like >:)

  47. 6 days ago
    sage

    More lottery tickets

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Student loan debt for my Bachelor's degree.

  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Entire work of David M. Gantz.

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Complete Salvador Dali Don Quixote and Divine Comedy signed prints

  51. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The English translation of Zettels Traum

  52. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Massive occult tomes used by the OTO

  53. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Probably that book about the Sailor and his problems with having custody of his children

  54. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I buy LULZ from hiroshim00t, fire all the tranny jannies, doxx all mods, and ban every homosexual on this board. Starting with you, OP.

  55. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Invest in a good study maybe get Bottom's Dream and the complete works of William T Vollmann

  56. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Put together a team for an Oceans 11 style heist on the Vatican vault, then with the remaining money hiring top-level ai specialists and translators to translate all of it as quickly as possible. Then post them on here as they are completed.

  57. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I start collecting facsimile books which are replicas of old famous books. They cost anywhere between €1000 and €10.000

  58. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy very fancy, expensive pistol
    >Buy ammo
    >Buy premium booze
    >Get drunk off my ass while I load pistol
    >Finish booze
    >Call lawyers and confirm details of estate and wealth management writen in recorded will
    >At long last, my lights can go out.

  59. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to buy Chekovs gun.

  60. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A brand new bookshelf and physical copies of all the japanese light novels I like, starting with Ascendance of a Bookworm.

    After that nothing changes because I already have the best ereader (Kindle 3) and more than enough physical copies of books to keep me busy for years.

  61. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Going on a trip to newyork to get into a large bookstore and buy physical editions of all those books that are not translated in my thirdie cunt

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >New York
      Looking for new or used books? New just order off amazon. Used, don't go to New York. Go to Chicago or Portland or San Francisco.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        i just heard new york has the largest barnes and nobles. in the scenario i won a lottery i could just order amazon here, i'd like to go to an english bookstore once

  62. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The complete penguin collection

  63. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll lobby politicans that oppose the concepts of "copyright" and "intellectual property"

    you're welcome for saving all of art

  64. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the entirety of 'Ancient Christian Commentary on Scripture'. about 30 books iirc.

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