>You have sinned against me, therefore I will torture myself then sacrifice myself to myself.

>You have sinned against me, therefore I will torture myself then sacrifice myself to myself. Now I forgive you

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't god just forgive people without the torturing himself part?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The price for your sins had to be paid somehow

      And he just brought himself back to life after 3 days so at best he's really only renting the price of man's sin to himself for the weekend.

      God went through the experience of dying and in an oddly savage way. Don't really give a frick what He does after that tbh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The price for your sins had to be paid somehow
        Is god unable to forgive sins without torturing himself?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, god must die, theists say

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s over

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i am going to die while staying true to my message so you see I was being honest and to open path for others like me, let my history encourage you

      If only you put the same effort into doing something with your life maybe you wouldn’t be such a loser

      And he just brought himself back to life after 3 days so at best he's really only renting the price of man's sin to himself for the weekend.

      Except he died to erase the original sin, christcuck

      >I will kill myself 1000s of years later because I two people not to eat an apple even though I knew they were gonna do it

      It really is amazing how many fedora tippers on this board refuse to learn the basics of the gospel and how to be saved, no matter how many times they're told. Many of these scoffing trolls even claim to be experts on the subject simply because they "went to church as a kid" yet still don't know anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >funny hat
        Not an argument
        >muh book quotes
        Why don't you golems ever post passages like
        >And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
        Leviticus 26:29

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If the hat fits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s as a show of how much he loves you and doesn’t want you to suffer and go to hell for eternity. He did it only once, and is now alive in heaven.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i am going to die while staying true to my message so you see I was being honest and to open path for others like me, let my history encourage you

    If only you put the same effort into doing something with your life maybe you wouldn’t be such a loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except he died to erase the original sin, christcuck

      >I will kill myself 1000s of years later because I two people not to eat an apple even though I knew they were gonna do it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > If only you put the same effort into doing something with your life maybe you wouldn’t be such a loser
        Imagine hating on a man who died over 2000 years ago while posting on a Friday night in a mongolian flute making letter trading society

        Couldn’t be me, get a life nerd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are also posting in a Mongolian flute trading society on a Friday night. So yes, that would be you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am not hating on a dead man, I am posting in threads that are of my interest while my daughter is sleeping next to me

            Enjoy your loneliness

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE A THREAD ABOUT THE MOST FAMOUS MAN WHO EVER LIVED ON A HISTORY BOARD!!! DONT YOU KNOW MY WIFE KID IS SLEEPING?!?!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you super trolled me, tell your mom tomorrow morning

            She’s probably busy getting drunk or fricked right now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you acting like Jesus is just another dead guy instead of the founder of the most popular religion in the world that has billions of followers in the present?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have an answer to what he said, also you admitted yeshua was a man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your bait is so low quality I don’t even engage

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And he just brought himself back to life after 3 days so at best he's really only renting the price of man's sin to himself for the weekend.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    serial killers like god commonly end up as suicides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf?!??

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how Jesus never even mentioned any of this stuff before he died. It’s almost like people twisted his words and made a religion out of it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's also the fact that if no one killed Jesus he's just live forever and no one would ever be saved lol

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus gave us Man back again spiritually through God’s kingdom by Jesus’ blood. Griping about your uncomfortability about it is your own relationship with God against His Word, so the benefits outweigh the inconvenience of someone stupid trying to claim God can’t give us a name to worship Him by.. our own biological fathers also have a name and aren’t technically us, but in a spiritual sense the father does want his son to succeed through him with the creation when he is gone. “No! Daddy cannot talk to himself by talking to me! Why would I ever talk to my dad when he is dead?! He can’t hear me! I’m angry at literally things that expose me for being spoiled rotten!”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the movie Rookie of the Year, John Candy has a scene where the kid is playing down below and he says “You can do it, kid!”, from above.
      I’m Star Wars classic trilogy, Luke uses the Force to talk to the eastern mysticism marketed dumbed down version of God and can communicate with Ben Kenobi and Yoda and stuff to make the X-Wing photon torpedo go into the exhaust pipe of the Death Star.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In Star Wars+
        Pretty much infamous movie scene.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is also a YouTube Poop scene in anime where Goku tells Gohan through telekinesis psychic Satan powers that he can kill cell if he just believes hard enough, like a kid fighting a spiritual battle with evolution and biology and atheism. I always hated dragonball but they made us watch it as kids growing up when they took looney tunes off the channels. So there is some spit in your eye.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In the ending to each The Legend of Zelda games, there is always an emotional serious buildup in the story between the God (known as the triforce) , Zelda, Link, and the people of Hyrule who are praying for the evil to go away and therefore for Link to defeat the evil Pig Ganon. Link is often depicted also as praying under a beam of light, and the princess praying for Link, and God Himself therefore praying for Link’s success.
            It is therefore God’s own along with God’s Son’s own spirit to reveal what is in all our hearts together that makes us one and undefeatable by the evil that disobeys God.

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  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >therefore I will torture myself then sacrifice myself to myself. Now I forgive you
    And that's what we call pure Love.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it was a random nondescript person, they would be diagnosed with BPD, but because it's le heckin magic israeli carpenter goderino it's stunning and brave.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i will torture and sacrifice myself
    >your infant baby is still born with original sin

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5, 16, 4, 11, 7, 23, 6, 19, 3, 12, 1,

  11. 2 years ago
    ἐποχή

    The divine extension in the three dimensional space of the world that is thus filled is a cosmic crucifixion to which the local crucifixion in two dimensions corresponds. To the extent that we think of Him as really divided up by this extension, i.e. to the extent that we conceive of our being as ‘our own’, we crucify him daily.
    - A.K. Coomaraswamy
    I assert my independent self-subsistence.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the part where God creates humans with the specific ability of being able to commit sin while fully knowing that we would do it.

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