Before banks open on Monday 8am ET and the withdrawals overwhelm the system.
You have 8 hours before mass hysteria sets in to learn how to survive in this new apocalyptic world.
What do you spend the next 8 hours doing before the internet and and electricity are shut off?
buy toilet paper
But they already have cash
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
gr8b8m8r88/8
How new are you be honest.
How bad is it that I missed this copy pasta and now consider 2020 the good old days.
>2020 the good old days.
>buy toilet paper
Shit tickets end the fed.
Should have got a bidet yrs ago stupid monkey.
Biden will bail them out. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. This is another nothing burger.
>Biden will bail them out.
only so long that trick works
its not real money, we can hand out an infinite amount of zeroes on a screen and receive absolutely no negative effect. Its backed by NOTHING
That trick only works when your military can kick everyone’s ass, our military is getting soft
>and receive absolutely no negative effect
hows your price of food and gas these days?
Controlled, exactly as intended.
If you're feeling froggy, leap.
and how much of these strategic oil reserves remain to "control" the price?
How should I know? How would anyone? The machine will tell you when its time to worry dont you panic now 🙂
Its backed by saudi oil you retard
>zero negative effect
It erodes the value of your wage and savings. It has wider implications within the economy by weakening peoples purchasing power, lowering demand for goods, causing real economic downturn. They can print infinitely, but there is a fine line which they must tread. For the most part they've done that through inflation targeting, except for the last few years, they fucked up big time.
inflation is what you get . a burger for $10000 ..ok
Whenever I see the Weimar inflation chart, it seems to me like its exactly what's going to happen to the USD. 2019 was when banking system started to crack, then they used covid and economic lockdowns to print an unreal amount of money. Now we are in 2023, but its exactly going down like 1923 for Germany.
germany wasnt an immigration state with client slave manufacturing states. the only thing that will happen is they will bailout the banks and everyone below top couple % will get poorer. only a literal retard would think it's a good idea.
Whats your point the fundamentals never change, only this crash will make weimar Germany look like a picnic
>muh fiat paper
i have ammo stacked, lol
freezer full of meat
i cant wait for what comes next
saved.
its white pilling knowing they felt the same, and were up against the same ods, and overcame them. history will repeat.
ha.. 🙂
Works literally forever. Unless you are full libertarian the economy isn't real. All smoke and mirrors.
they're doing this at a lesser degree
you can just print money to give to the peons who had their savings in SVB
Bailout by printing more money? Inflation would increase 200%. We’re in a damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation. We’re either going to have a depression, or we’re going to have severe inflation. They’re already saying they’re going to slash interest rates, which would increase inflation like crazy.
There is no bail out! Only BAIL-INS!!!
Learn the difference: http://specular-effect.com/2023/03/13/remember-bail-ins-are-the-new-norm/
The cheap toilet paper 4 rolls at walmart use to be 50 cents, it is 96 cents now, we are already in a depression.
The bailout is in. Underwater bonds will be bought at par to save banks, while leaving high interest rates in place to fuck the normies. Essentially they want to control inflation with high interest rates while banks avoid the effects of those interest rates in the first place.
Whether it'll work or not is a different issue.
Judging by the reactions of the players involved. Likely it will slightly delay things, maybe. Hows a bank to fly a kite with all these black swans flying around?
where does money come from? Congress has to approve it first.
you can only do that so much and I don't think they're gonna do it in this situation because theres' really nothing to bail out. these companies are just tech companies, not auto manufacturers of creditors. they are essentially worthless failed startups. gov isn't gonna bail them out. that's my guess. could be wrong but it just seems that way.
FED already bailed them all out. Poor are going to pay for it.
yellen said they wont
Oh yeah? With who's fucking money? Lol how many billions more is he going to take away from the American people to save the bankers? Hahahahaha
there is not enough money in the world to bail them all out. its over. check last post of mine to know why. so so much fake money
bail out or bail in
Awesome if true, I'm finishing up some home improvement projects would love to not have to work tomorrow. Thanks israelites for a few days off work
I want to stay home from work tomorrow so freaking bad
I'm going to get my 8 hours of sleep
Pussy
Either MOVE IT TO BTC, or buy physical Gold and silver. Order it online now, while your funds arent locked up
YOUR LAST WARNING.
Nothing Ever Happens. Take that to the bank.
>not spending all your disposable income on guns and survival food
Never had any monkey in the bank anyways
>everybody on /b/ thought the end of the world was happening tomorrow in 2008
>everybody on /misc/ thought the end of the world was happening tomorrow at least 5-10 times a year from 2012-2023
if I actually believed what I read on /misc/ I'd have been in a bunker for the past 15 years
I've been in your dad's bunker since 08
i am not saying tomorrow it is happening, but we have been ramping up for something great over the course of the past 20 years. this whole hting is a planned systemic controlled demolition of world trade which was initiated with the controlled demolition of the world trade center.
it's almost upon us.
some of us are still in the bunker. who's laughing now??
Well, shit sure went south in 2008. Those who stockpiled food and other goods were better off than those who did not. Be cautious, be prepared for collapse, but don't bet your future on collapse. Moderation in all things.
We know it's gonna happen and we know it's gonna happen suddenly. We don't know when. Could be 10 years. Could be 15. Could be 2 weeks. Don't trust a bank with too much, and when it comes to savings, value assets over money. That includes precious metals.
Mk Uktra JudeoCorporate media just has to tell the EREV RAV that all is well.
Simple as.
Erev Rav will accept it.
me and my family are going to go out and kill the local coyotes to free up a bugout space in our local woods
I hope you get eaten
I hope he eats you after he clears out the coyotes.
I hope nikocado eats all of you when his Uber eats and DoorDash gets cancelled.
I've pretty much got my bases covered at this point, plenty of food and essentials stored, along with precious metals, ammo, lifetimes of entertainment with and without electricity, etc. So it'll be a normal day and I'll see what happens. If the power went off for a couple of years, that would be a problem for me and I'd have to adapt, but I'm pretty confident that I'll ride it out much better than most.
banks open on Monday 8am ET
bring anons into the edible pine tree timeline
its a garden of eden out there, just no one bothered telling you.
https://practicalselfreliance.com/pine-bark-bread/
israelites fear the pine bark
Get a good night's sleep, of course.
I'm a data center tech. Would love to see shit got down but it's never gonna happen. Heads will roll before any services go down.
can you get me a job
okay fine
I will take all my money out first thing tomorrow morning
you have convinced me
>the banks will fail man it’s all over man
100%, beyond any shadow of a doubt, with absolute surety, the US government will just print money and make the situation solvent again.
>but you can’t just print moneeeeyyy
Why, yes, yes you can. If there was some “rubicon” to be crossed on that matter, then we crossed it a long time ago. The dollar has value because it is the world reserve currency and we’re willing to make sure it stays that way with unbelievable violence. When the dollar finally does shit out, it won’t be because of any one event that “broke the camels back”, including this one.
>100%, beyond any shadow of a doubt, with absolute surety, the US government will just print money and make the situation solvent again.
We've been here before, we know how this works, the amount of money you create is proportional to how valuable it is. You can bail out every bank with, but only with monopoly dollars.
>Why, yes, yes you can. If there was some “rubicon” to be crossed on that matter, then we crossed it a long time ago. The dollar has value because it is the world reserve currency and we’re willing to make sure it stays that way with unbelievable violence. When the dollar finally does shit out, it won’t be because of any one event that “broke the camels back”, including this one.
Forgetting the sorry state of the military, the United States is losing its status as the unipolar power in the world. India/China/Russia/Saudi all trading oil with each other using non U.S. currencies will destabilize the dollar drastically. Combined with the many other destabilizing factors we've seen recently, the dollar and U.S. economy are in a nearly hopeless situation. These aren't straws on a camel's back. A better analogy would be shooting holes in a camel and seeing how far it walks before it bleeds dry and dies.
I collect gibs and haven’t worked in well over a decade.
Teach master naggerer, I'm tired working for the israeli system
>You have 8 hours to put the banana in the tailpipe
Is this a euphemism?
you're a euphemism
Gotteeem
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Daylight Savings really fucks with me.
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All that will happen is more men will beat their wives. What YOU should be doing right now is eating.
Instead of going to the bank I'd just go straight to the ammo shop and dump all my digital into .308 and handgun ammo.
I’m gonna jack off to bizarre pornography one more time and then go to sleep and when I wake up I’ll have coffee and see how long until it’s two more weeks.
If you are looking for weird I got you.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Double_Deck/1
I suggest the silent hill comic. Shit is probably the weirdest coom I've had this week.
Imma start robbin u bitches
Is it really going to be that bad?
only if you have assets to lose.
if you're already broke then you get to laugh like an asshole.
Like what assets
..... You can go to the drive through ATM 24/7. I would eto see bank runs happen but they're not going to happen unless credit cards all start malfunctioning. Slide harder
I'm with you, the debt economy is just cancerous and will eventually fail. But don't you really have bank ATMs in there?
BANK RUNS ARE NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! We could only wish.
nagger i've got three months worth of canned food, two years worth of seeds, and close to 2000 rounds
Do you grow a garden already though?
Its very hard to grow enough food with no experience. And you lose loads to pests.
t. learning myself.
I'm doing my first garden now myself, made it massive, like 2500 sq ft, I never grew more than a spider plant before now. We're just getting into spring now so doing sprouts in seed trays and I already killed the first round, I'm rather anxious about it all. Planted a bunch of fruit trees this year too and even if they all make it I don't expect much from them the first year, luckily I have a pond full of fish and a shit ton of deer all around me, might be a keto diet kind of year for me but at least I won't starve.
>3 months of food
>2000 rounds
that's...not very much, ngmi
also,
>doesn't know how to pressure can his own food with mason jars on an open fire
pathetic
Nice
I just printed out Wikipedia
You should print out the 2010 version of Wikipedia, anything since then has been cucked.
when are normies finally reaching their final form and starting to kill each other over greed
I'm a raider op
Do you opt for tires on the shoulders or trash can lids? Also how much AP do I need so I can just vats the hordes?
israelites already said they are bailing out their israeli brethren with the goyim footing the bill. Happening canceled.
HERE WE GO BOYS, THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
WHAT AN EXQUISITE LISTENING CHOICE WHILE AWAITING THE REALTIME COLLAPSE OF THE AMERICAN BANKING REGIME!
Just withdrew $1K from an ATM to help kickstart tomorrow’s bank run.
pfft, whatever. I've got 30 grand in the bank. When it's all gone tomorrow I'll still have plenty of food, water, and ammo, but literally zero fucks to give.
Sleep. I'm ready and I need to be well rested
NONE OF YOU ON HERE COMPREHEND WHAT'S GOING ON!
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TRULY COMPREHEND, GO HERE:
http://specular-effect.com/2023/03/02/financial-collapse-incoming/
http://specular-effect.com/2023/03/13/remember-bail-ins-are-the-new-norm/
There will be no Bank Run, unless you guys share the articles!!!!
The History of Central Banking and the Enslavement of Mankind.jpeg
does anyone here think debtmaxxing is really a good idea?
They will hold things together with bullets if they can't hold the market together. The ruling class has no plans of losing control.
One way or another you'll pay your debt even if it's with forced labour. Only banks get bailouts.
It s ALWAYS a good idea. If m you do not comprehend what's going on, hence you ask such a question.
I comprehend what's going on, but I'm already basically prepared.
Here's my genius plan that I'll execute when I'm older
>Take on thousands of dollars of debt when I'm like 70 or so and too feeble to even walk
>Just buy random lavish things, funnel money through crypto mixers, etc.
>Kms before the debt collectors come
israelites can't do anything.
You could do that now. Debt collectors are pussies, you can just tell them you'll pay it back then just don't. Oh no a phone call every once in a while
My phone bill is overdue and I can’t pay it. It will be turning off tomorrow.
I am officially homeless tomorrow after some libs from the native tribe kept calling every job I got and had me fired for “voting for trump” (they found my name on a donation list because I bought a MAGA hat in 2016).
I have all of my possessions in a storage unit which just got its price raised to $277/month for a 5x5 spot where everything in my life is crammed into a cube. I won’t be able to pay it on the 1st.
I have a job interview tomorrow over the phone, but my phone will be turned off by midnight.
Maybe I’ll go visit the native tribe that keeps following me around at jobs and make their lives fun.
I hope everything crashes and burns. Fuck everyone and fuck this gay country.
See you at the bread lines boys.
I wish for your successful "fun" with those filthy feather heads. Teach them that those wacky mass shooters don't just come from thin air. There are consequences to having people pester you. Oh also do black face if you go out
i feel your pain. i owe the IRS over 10k and im broke as fuck lost my job last year. unemployment ran out last month. maxed out all my credit cards been putting utilities on them and now im fucked no more line of credit. been eating ramen noodles and tuna for a week. i just want to die life is so unfair. im tired of being broke and miserable with nothing to live for.
hugs anon, i hope things collapse soon or get better for us.
Worst part is I got hired for $75k/year and was excited to be making more than enough to get by.
Best part is the entire tribe’s leadership and the woman (Terri) who keeps calling my jobs, ARE WHITE
Have some fun in minecraft fuck it
If you actually intend to go have fun with these people, why on earth would you dox your location and potential playmates to a website that is almost constantly monitored by glownaggers?
if this post is digits, we will see hyperinflation in the west, if not digits, we will see the greatest economic crash in human history
>You have to own things to be effected.
RAAAAANDYYY!!?!
Charge your devices and make sure you download a lot of music
>Before banks open on Monday 8am ET and the withdrawals overwhelm the system.
Won't happen.
Nothing ever happens.
Fill up my bathtub and every container in my house with water
>doesn't have a survival straw
>doesn't know how many drops of bleach per gallon of water
>doesn't know the boil time for water at his altitude
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If power goes out it's open season on ((them))
it's daylight savings
That's the worst news I've heard since daylight savings 2022.
Every homosexual who thinks there will be a run on the banks has to eat their own cum of thst doesn't happen.
Enjoy my last hours with my waifu before I die.
Yes I know it's autistic shut your homosexual ass up. Genuinely was the only thing keeping me going to this point, but the power of love can't save you from the laws of economics.
the second bank collapsed
Three banks in three days.
Is this like the white version of that "you gon get raped" image?
>You have 8 hours to learn
that it's a PSYOP to push CBDC and censor LULZ
Playing bioshock infinite and fueling my inner chaos for anarchy .
>bioshock infinite
Isn't that literally a game about killing racist whypepo?
Not the sole theme of the game, it's about rescuing a girl from a flying city(without spoiling too much of the story)
Nothing will happen.
nothing ever happens
2 more weeks
eh I have been building up alot of food and bullets for the past year if shit really goes down then I'm atleast somewhat prepared.
beens 'n deenz
Anons come to Europe. RETVRN TO YOVR HOMELAND. But in all seriously I’m chattin to this girl in the states, how could I get her out if SHTF over there?
Nothing ever happens homosexual. You still have to go back to work at Wendy's tomorrow.
Australia... already pulled out all I own.
Good luck rest of you.
I have money for food. you dont
food is money when money becomes worthless.
>have money for food
>money
>for food
SAHHWU2HSBWHSJW
Actually I have 6, but really none because I use Ally, so there are no physical locations
>worried about the money
nah if mass hysteria sets in and the entire system fails I'll be fine.
8 hours?
thats too woke
>You have 8 hours
but there is no time for regrets.
YOU ARE IN GOD'S HANDS NOW ANONS
Kill all refugees, Orcas welcome. Hate Muslims; Hate Africans, but I love Cetaceans simple as.
>8 hours
Nothing. I prepped a long time ago for stuff like this.
I'll masturbate as much as I can while high on meth
Bank running tommrrown early. Goijg to withdraw it all. It's time to tell globohomo enough is enough. We need to shut down the banks so the country collapses. Only if usa collapses can America be free. Hopefully Putin nukes us and Xi invades us. I will proudly fight for China or russia if they attack us. Who with me?
Reported this post
Report yourself RINO. Stupid monkey
Kill my neighbor for playing wigger thumping crap, get some popcorn and watch the shit show and steal all their weapons and resources in Minecraft.
Fuck off chink
I will also have my Angus steak M rare and Yukon tater with Tillamook SC and chives, watching the shite show that should have happened yrs ago. Then go out and pillage the loons that live in Portland Oregon that ruined the state decades ago.
booooooooomping
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>1 roll a day
What the fuck are people eating to go through a roll a day? 28 rolls can last me about 6 months.
ok but if not im prolly gonna have to go back to work
I for one am ready for alien intervention bio-engineered dolphin communism
Why are Americans so afraid of catastrophic scenarios? is it because of the sect? end of the world or something like that?
It's called hope.
They're not afraid, they (we) are excited for it because we're well aware that there is no fixing the west and that the only chance we have at living a meaningful life and actually building a functional society is if it all falls apart into a big horrifying vacuum. It is considered low status/un-pc to gloat though and everybody is supposed to pretend that they think it's all scary and sad but at the end of the day those who are aware they're more likely to die from cholera or exposure or something see better odds in a cannibal rape machete gang disease infested post-apocalypse than we do with the status quo being maintained. Like 2/3 of the Westerners desperately want this and most of the "ahh so terrifying" is just PC signalling while indulging in the fantasy of actually having some modicum of control over our destiny and escape from the hopelessness.
The market will reflect as if nothing has happened until FRIDAY!
My neighbor is a prepper. A very shitty one for telling me. The world economy collapses I will instantly be taking his shit from him. That plus my own goods will last me until a good raiding gang of aryan men in armored vehicles come along and we can start shooting randoms on the side of the road because they're eating our valuable food. Then they will take me back to their base and ravage my body ferociously before slitting my throat. My blood and their cum will leak all over the floor and I can happily say, I made it.
>apocalyptic leafposts
jej
Go on about the base part please.
btw Basel III accords go into effect and get "phased in" over 5 years or so. banks without capital are not banks.