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Do you ever camp out alone? Seems kinda scary haha

You guys don't actually camp alone do you?

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just drink alcohol and/or smoke some weed, you wont feel a thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smoke weed? That doesn't make people paranoid at all! Great idea anon!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >being this autistic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >taking drugs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >still too defective to get the joke
            spoon feed: the post is implying that it's author is a forest monster encouraging behavior that would make harvesting the OP easier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're dumb as shit if you actually think weed doesn't make you paranoid at all. Try it yourself and see what it's like.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Carry a 10mm with you. Almost all threats to you can be solved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is good advice
      there is a good chance that whatever is being scary and angry outside lost theirs. tell them you found it on the trail and they might even buy you a beer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          me on the left

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why is he green

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t worry about it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Desensitize yourself. Go deep innawoods. Bring a tablet with The Blairwitch Project or something similar. Repeat 5 or so times. Congratulations you are now immune to woods fear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This might be true. I have zero fear of camping alone and thinking of it as super comfy. But when I was a teen I remember wandering around different wildernesses freaking myself out over ghosts and shit for no reason like a 24 carat retard.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I take a shotgun, it's ok.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta sleep sometime haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do that thing people do and add a little perimeter of branches around your tent. youll hear when something snaps it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          smart, anon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I camp alone all the time and ive only interacted with two people in the 10 years ive been doing it
    >a guy and his son stumbled across my camp while they were hunting deer
    >offered them some coffee and they were on their way

    >other time a group of eco hippies stumbled across my camp
    >mistook my snoring for a log cutter and hung out with me for a bit
    >one of the hippie girls stayed for a while and ended up living with me for three years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the hippie girls stayed for a while and ended up living with me for three years
      It's amazing to me that things like this happen to people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Life is out there just waiting for you to experience it. You could be having these stories too friend!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ive read stories like this in the back of hustler and they were more believable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I go to find said hippie girls?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >scary
    You do own a gun don't you, OP?
    Only reason I haven't done this is honestly the boredom. I LOVE camping with the lads but anytime I get the urge to go out solo I think wtf am I going to do for 4-6 hours while its dark and I'm alone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are banned in the national park I frequent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Carry concealed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The founding fathers are rolling in their graves with how much of a bitch you’re being to the state

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They aren’t banned in any national park. Second amendment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they're not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would rather deal with the legal consequences of shooting a mountain lion afterwards than be a victim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately I'm an illegal and can't get one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well then you need to go back to your shit hole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good. One less thing you can ruin for the rest of us.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ooo sorry bud, you have to go back! I'm sure there's nice out where you're from.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >illegally in another country
        >won't break the law to obtain a firearm for self defense
        The logic..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to your country shitskin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get a cannon and larp as a woods pirate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every day you should feel guilty for making the country worse just by existing in it. Live every day knowing a large portion of the population hates you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome fren.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll never be alone when I'm around.

    (=

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and while you're hiding in the bushes watching OP camp,

      >bo-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!!!
      >It's showtime!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did camp alone in November and it was kinda a mistake:
    >already dark at 7pm
    >just lay in my spleeping bag and try to sleep
    >can't read book because I'm just too exhausted from day hike
    >can't do a big camp fire thanks to being in a shit and densely populated country with gay laws.
    >bad camp spot with no water
    >didn't even had good food with me, just rice
    So after 3h trying to sleep I say fuck this shit and did a night hike back to my car. Took nearly 4 hours and at the beginning its stress me out like some Skinwalker is after me. I relax after the first few hundred meter and spotted a few deers. Its just better if you go with a mate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Having another person would have made the food better? The campsite have water? Protect you from slinderman? You're simultaneously too tired to read and two antsy to sleep! Bet you don't feel that way at home, when Tyrone could kick in your door at any moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not the OP. I'd love to see Tyrone try kicking my door in. Steel door, anti lock frame, big ass security screws, anti kick plate. While he is kicking away, I'll be sitting on the other side a .300blk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>can't do a big camp fire thanks to being in a shit and densely populated country with gay laws.
      What country?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Germany, it was near the Feldberg. There was a few people in the area and people give a shit about wild camping unless you make a fire.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't worry about it OP, there's nobody in the bushes watching you, totally nobody nope! nothing there haha

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep with your hatchet / knife under your head If you're scared!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is he anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me these are based on true stories

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Missing 411.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they are

          Could you link some specific good to read stories?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can only give you the recommendation of Missing 411: Hunters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they are

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends where you're going man. In some places the chances of encountering dangerous animals is pretty high. The day you come face to face with a grizzly or male moose you won't regret bringing a gun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I take the gun but it's really for tweakers, illegal alien dope growers on public lands, feral dogs that some assholes chained outside until they had the good fortune to escape, bellicose poachers, all of which are more likely than a bear attack..all of which are preferable to ass cancer. Charlie gave her HPV ass cancer!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and I out there with a .45 and it's really not enough for a charging bear but plenty for everything else.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you run into me just say you are from LULZ and I'll let you go.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Our code word will be sneed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Noted

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should be the one others are afraid of.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, gun goes boom.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get less scared of people messing with me the further from the trailhead I go, especially on trails that only allow transportation by foot, bike, horse. If you’re 12 miles up a trail, it would take serious commitment and planning from a psycho person, and often there is just one or two trails exiting the area, so they might not feel secure fleeing the area. I’d be more worried camping with a mile or two from a road or homes.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got me dog
    Got my 6' frame
    Got me axe
    Don't care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got no dog
      Got my 5'7 frame
      Got me dads knife
      Don't care

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna take both your knife and your boy pussy. Be careful Anon.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm homeless with a cat in a tent living in a tent by a river. It's not too bad. Kinda heavy with the stuff I have to carry to stay warm in below frozen temperatures

    Just gotta be up and out by 7am

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your cat has a tent too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hit tent has a tent

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My fondest memory camping is sitting in the dark clutching my rifle while some critter paced around my tent. It was in the Colorado Rockies and I know it wasn't a raccoon or possum or skunk from the sound because those walk by my window every other night. Do coyotes live up in the mountains? I was at over 12k feet. I wonder if it was bigfoot or a cougar?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The secret to being comfortable camping alone is not caring whether you live or die.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of my coworkers asked me this when we were talking about shit we do. She was definitely your usual "i like pizza and dogs" kind of female from the city. All sorts of worried about lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
    I just told her that I've never had a wild animal try to pick a fight with me, and I've had a handful of drunk people attempt it.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hiking/camping solo is one of the best things you can do for your mind. If you're too anxious, its a pretty good sign that its exactly what you should be doing.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as someone who has been extremely self sufficient my whole life i find camping alone very cathartic on a primal level. Some pics of my last trip

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the advice i'll try it too i feel like i have some shit i need to process and i don't plan on listening to a therapist who only want to sell me drugs.
      Also nice pictures anon.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if this guy ever wrote a follow up story?
    https://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cycle all day
    >make camp before the sun sets at ~17:00
    >cook food
    >catch up on news if have signal
    >drink your one bit of alcohol
    >smoke a cig
    >fully dark now
    >19:00
    >get bored and go to sleep
    >wake up at 2am after a solid 6-7 hours of sleep
    >can't go back to sleep
    >cold
    >bored
    >regretting the trip

    I think social media and the internet has given me ADHD. I struggle so hard at just doing nothing. It's like a need constant stimulus. Fucking sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Read a book focus on what ur gonna do plan in your head plan ur fiah trip or huny trip what ur gonna eat theres a million things to do u just are mentally lazy

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a minivan took all the bucket seats out and put a foldable stand up cot and -15 sleeping bag inside i also took the passenger bucket seat out and i store my 10 foot fishing kayak inside i got my axe some firewood and camp stove and cooler. I would never sleep in a tent. Watched way to many videos on the internet of bear attacks that have permantly spooked me. All i have if i run into a grizzly while im hiking is bear spray and buck knife and if he wants to eat me well then im fucked they will never let me own a gun. Camping alone is the best thing in the world but i do get spooked sometimes when im in very remote places when its dead quite you almost anticipate hearing something very loud. Best to dessotize yourself over and over to get over that i would think. I would also just want to add fuck n-words fuck garden gnomes and fuck jannies

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not worried if I have my sbr laying next to me.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A few weeks back i was hunting alone on a multi day trip for deer. Got a doe on the first day and was horny as fuck so i decided to fuck it. Was one of the best nuts of my life. I sent videos to a bunch of hoes on my snapchat and they all liked it. Kept the body warm next to a fire and went for five rounds that day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't want to be in my next book anon?

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