You get to go back in time and HAVE SEX with one person of your choice from history. Who is it?


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You get to go back in time and HAVE SEX with one person of your choice from history. Who is it?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any 12 year old European princess

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one acceptable choice, my beloved Mashka.
    Reminder that c*mmunists aren't people and thus are not entitled to human rights.

    • 5 months ago
      Aŋonymous

      Based fellow Romanov enjoyer

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zenobia
    Cleopatra
    Dido
    Some turko mongol princess

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karl Marx but as an infant

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Margaret Thatcher or Kate Bush

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theophano.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Behind kike

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helen of Troy

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom.

  10. 5 months ago
    Aŋonymous

    My wife Tatiana

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cleopatra

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Antinous. That gorgeous man had to have a fucking magic bussyhole far tighter and more pleasurable than any vag

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >greek bussy so good when he dies you force all of Rome to accept his godly status
      >have statues of him made across the empire so everyone can see how fine that hole you slapped looked
      >so many people agree that the hole you busted thousands of nuts in was so fine that worship of Antinous was one of the most prevalent of any deified humans

      Antinous is the tasteful choice

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The red israeliteess Rosa Luxemburg

    Imagine her nose poking your balls on a upside down blowjob

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woman - Cleopatra, just to see what Caesar and Antony liked about her and if her reputation is deserved

    Man - Elagabalus, just to say I fucked a femboy Roman emperor

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kari Byron circa about 2003.

    Failing that, Eva Braun so I can cuck Hitler.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eva Braun
      yep, that's my choice as well 😉

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would go back and fuck the first woman who qualifies as a fully modern homo sapiens
    checkmate i am your daddy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats eve

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he forgot that humans came from sub-saharan africa
      here's your gf, enjoy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those don't look like the teeth of a wild human on a natural diet. Those belong to a civilized degenerate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turkana boy
        >gf
        They didn’t have traps back then anon

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't do it. Hygiene practices were so bad even 100 years ago. The scent of Marie Antoinette's clunge would probably be enough to set a modern man's nose hair on fire.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jeanne "jannu" d' arc

      low test

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    myself forty seconds ago before I wiped my ass after taking a huge shit

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    taft fo sho fo sho

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Myself to make sure i have more reasons to stay here longer...

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First, name me a historic society in which trimming/shaving bushes was done.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Islamic culture during the crusades

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it make Nietzsche more or less of an incel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      do you guys think these hoes stank? I always wonder about the sniff journey into antiquity females, like how would early iron age whores would smell, early midle ages, then renaisance then early modern age, would be super cool

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're hopeless

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like you're hurt for some reason, that's too bad

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hygiene was always prevalent in almost all cultures except for very specific ones like 18th century Europe and baths every day or every other day were common. Historical whores would probably lack perfume and the smells associated with lotion/shampoo and the like but even peasant women in many places liked to make themselves smell nice with earlier versions of that stuff.

        In the end I think settled women of most ages would smell pretty nice, clean, healthy, and I think the people complaining that they would smell disgusting are projecting their own lack of hygiene onto the past.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >soap and parfume
          boring

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would creampie the shit outta Hitler, right after ww1 ends while wearing an American uniform just to piss him off even more

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Hitler so it kills him.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeanne D'Arc

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anne Frank

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goth NEET femcel poetess Emily Dickinson

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she would have been an amazing gf.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "Virgin" Mary

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      D'oh! Missed it by *that* much.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 the Virgin Mary.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genghis Khan's mother

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nightingale of course.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably this girl

    I'd impregnate her and create a race of Kalash people, or maybe Gypsies, depending on where and what the kids do.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    victoria loiuse of prussia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct choice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a black man btw

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eve. And kill the snake asap.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mary mother of Jesus, before she got pregnant. Then I could say im the father of God.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming noone would ever find out/no legal or social consequences?
    1992 Alicia Silverstone.
    otherwise Alicia Silverstone on Oct 4 1994

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody right now. I've got an infection or something on my dick.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >type in "fascist tomboy"
    >first result

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theodora I

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% it would be Mary Shelly, 1818 here i come. I'd love to pick her brain over wine

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madame medora, she had very small feet

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a common Roman woman. Maybe build a life with her.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mary, to sort out this immaculate stuff once and for all

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That twink that Hadrian banged.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That twink that Hadrian banged.

      so talented a bottom he was literally deified for it

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You get to go back in time and HAVE SEX with one person of your choice from history. Who is it?

    Your mom.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gottem! OP btfo.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never know what it would feel like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn's mouth, will I?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I will never know what it would feel like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn's mouth, will I?

      It would probably be similar to having sex with any other woman's mouth. So no.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Awwwww.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neferneferuaten Nefertiti

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