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>you forced my hand, ornella

>you forced my hand, ornella

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the only way he could’ve won

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >now if I could only force you to stop eating

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >No one forced you to have seconds!

      MORE TIME

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >No one forced you to have seconds!

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >nuthin' personell...kid...
    what kid? the one that you are pregnant with?

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    but not your diabetes, that was all you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      she'd be dead

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trying to bring this back. It was solved years ago.
    >I think they prefer younger women.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I think you prefer to watch

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf?!?!

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll ask your mother to leave the room you punk ass weather reporter. Come here and tell Jonah that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk weather reporter. You whore. You can't touch Jonah, you're not smart enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to Jonah's face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not famous enough to fuck with Jonah. You can't last two minutes in Jonah's world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real men. I'll fuck you 'til you love Jonah

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll fuck you 'til you love Jonah
      How? I'll see him watching and feel so bad for him I can't help but love him?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll fuck you 'til you love Jonah
      lost, heard it in my head hahahaha

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t have no comment to that.. y’know because that’s negative and you’re being negative.. you know it’s interesting you come across as a nice woman but you’re really just a piece of shit with that comment. Nah fuck you you’re a piece of shit
      >m…mike were on live air
      >I don’t care whatchu gonna do about it?
      >mike is it nervewracking being onstage and talking with Jonah?
      >it’s more nervewracking being up here talking to a rat piece of shit like you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ladies and gentlemen… we got her.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    why are women so cruel?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      she's just the run of the mill whore who realised men can't beat her into submission anymore

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        t. jonah

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw miles doesnt defend jonah and goes on to star in the biggest summer blockbuster in a decade while jonah just posts instagram stories about reporters taking photos of him at the beach

    milesbros...we fucking won

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >h-hayai, he's fat!

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    French cunt

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Did i force the burgers into your mouth? hon hon hon.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      MORE
      TIME

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >if i was on that desk with johan, it wouldnt have went down like it did
    >there would have been a lot of frog blood on that desk, then me saying, "okay, now lets get an apology for jonah"

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Very funny Ornella, but not quite as funny as your delusion. Brad and Leo would never want someone as boring and used-up as you. Who even are you, really? You're just another host with a hole, a dime a dozen. Nothing about you stands out, apart from the dog breath I smell on you every time you open your cunt mouth. Face it, you're not worth thinking about for anybody, and I would struggle to even remember you by the end of the day. What makes you think a couple A-listers would even waste time with gutter trash? If anything you should be sucking up to me like you did to all the guys that got you where you are now, which frankly isn't very far ahead in life.
    Miles, let's blow this joint. This bitch is stinking the place up.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      alright, now THIS is what jonah should've said

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll ask your mother to leave the room you punk ass weather reporter. Come here and tell Jonah that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk weather reporter. You whore. You can't touch Jonah, you're not smart enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to Jonah's face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not famous enough to fuck with Jonah. You can't last two minutes in Jonah's world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real men. I'll fuck you 'til you love Jonah

      Jonahbros... we're back

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      > Jonah you fat fuck apologize to Ornelia
      > We're here to promote a fucking movie what are you doing

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      off for third breakfast huh fatty

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This would cause Jonah to be reviled by the general public.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Enough time has elapsed

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >which frankly isn't very far ahead in life.
      You know all about not getting ahead, with how little you walk every day fatty

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Very funny Ornella, but not quite as funny as your delusion. Brad and Leo would never want someone as boring and used-up as you. Who even are you, really? You're just an-
      >Wow, for someone with such an unathletic physique, you're quite long-winded! [Audience laughs]

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      too bad you couldn't think of that on the spot, huh jonah?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Future is Male

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    jonah should've given her the backhand right then and there and then drag her off stage by the hair

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ok. Go to website.

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why are French people so rude bros?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you reposting shit like you’re trying to get reddit gold, homosexual?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        take your meds

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        have meds

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just a bit of banter. You wouldn't get it.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Americans handle the banter?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      because we're conditioned to either fight, shoot, or sue, when hostility impedes us.
      Freedom isn't free...

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's the "garden gnome" way

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jonahbros, the AI is here to back us up

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ornella was right tho, jonah is brad and leo's personal buttmonkey, a pathetic jester to throw watermelon peels on while cackling from your recliner. he's nothing to them but a casual source of amusement, and infact when he started to thin they stopped caring for him, because he didn't look pathetic anymore, just mediocre.

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    there's only once response jonah could have come up with that she wouldn't be able to respond to, and that's:

    "...what?! I can't watch?!"

    She basically admitted to already having a threesome, if she re-emphasizes her joke, she's just calling herself a whore. It's not a very funny punch-line but I can't think of any repartee.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ornella: ...ask you to leave!
      *audience laughter*
      Jonah:...What?! I can't watch?!
      *audience laughs harder*
      Ornella: ...hon hon...no...
      *chuckles*
      Jonah: well, I'd have to collect my fee first.
      *audience laughs and jonah is forever heralded as the quickest wit in hollywood*

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        fucking garden gnome

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it was personnel

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star...

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    when will Jonah have his revenge bros? he needs to hire some goons to kidnap that journo bitch and then lovingly sodomize her.

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Congrats on penetrating a woman for the first time

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