YOU CAN'T SPELL WINDOWS WITHOUT W Posted on May 23, 2023 by Anonymous YOU CAN'T SPELL WINDOWS WITHOUT W
>helps you get more done
like fucking what m8
Will this force the anti-AI arthoe normalfags to switch to Linux?
no, they're probably still using the drivers that came pre installed with the device they bought or got gifted from the tech store
that's not going to work on linus
No, they're still gonna need Photoshop.
normalfags dont use photoshop THOUGH
what you on? i haven't seen anyone use anything other than photoshop
when did you see a normalfag use photoshop? most normies do their shit on the web
Maybe your zoomer friends do
answer the question, when did you see a normie (not graphic designer, model, etc) use photoshop. most have literally no use for it
No idea but I see it installed, we don't shoop together. Once you learn to be a power user there's no going back.
I live in a country where piracy is widespread so far that people just don't talk about paying for subscriptions, they just talk about downloading shit. I mean "normies". I mean the people normalfags call "normal". I mean my dumbfuck friend that listens to garbage music that's popular and has lots and lots of friends and fucks his girlfriend on a regular basis.
These people pirate photoshop. Well, more accurately they ask someone like me to do it for them. But specially, they do that for office.
they may ask for it, another thing is if they use it after playing with it for a while
Only entrenched artists that have used photoshop so much so that they cannot sleep without seeing the adobe logo burned that was into their retina have any business using photoshop.
Krita is way easier to use, install, is free and will do anything a normalfag will care to have it do, and it'll still do the vast majority of things an artist will want it to do.
Sure, you can still do some magic things in photoshop that you cannot do in Krita but only elder artists possess the arcane knowledge required to unlock those dark secrets.
Gimp shilling got old?
Gimp shills ate their own dogfood and got PTSD.
Gimp is nice :>
i want to switch to ubuntu so bad bros
not even being sarcastic. 23.04 looks so good. but i have to have windows so i can give tech support.
>snaps your browser
I do remember someone having a chatGPT integrated on Linux a while back
any retard who would cuck himself out of useful tools and make his life harder due to cheap moralhomosexualry is already on linux
Based. Best OS in the world. Linux and Mac don’t even come close.
How much are you getting paid to post here?
>Productivity is already at record high, but we need more from you for the same paycheck
I hate this late stage capitalism
This AI shit isn’t done locally, everything is sent to MS & OpenAI servers. This is basically sending everything you do, every keystroke.
Keep in mind large corps are already banning ChatGPT use in employees for privacy reasons.
It is, in fact, run locally.
Sure, all the people with Intel integrated graphics will run locally ChatGPT-4.
Why are wintards so dumb?
Why are you posting this in relation to Windows CoPilot? Windows CoPilot is cloud run, not local.
That's 5 paragraphs of marketspeak about how you could run things locally not a statement that it does run locally. They've profiled everything you do with Windows since 8, this is just adds more guidance to already very aggressive online telemetry.
>good morning, sirs!
So it's a keylogger posing as an AI? But logging more than keys, it logs it all?
if you read EULA you would know windows do this since like windows 8. nothing new.
>if you enable it any time you click it your currently open programs and files are all read and scanned for information
>this information is then transmitted to Microsoft's servers for processing
>all web searches are forced to go through Bing
>any link it provides you will be forced to open through Edge even if you have a different web browser as your default
>if you have a folder open in file explorer it scans the contents of the folder and will upload thumbnails and any text to Microsoft for processing
If this is anything like how they handle One Drive we're going to see a lot of people getting their Microsoft accounts suspended or deleted by accident when they accidentally hit the button while they have porn open and it starts uploading it to Microsoft. Same thing happened when they started shoving One Drive down people's throat in Windows 8.1 and it was uploading copies of files without permission. Loads of people got warnings or bans because it was grabbing explicit files then scanning them without telling the user.
yeah that would be hilarious
>Computer, please find all pepe images on my LULZ folder and put them on in a separate folder
>and for the rare pepes, put a "_rare_" prefix on the filenames, so that they are sorted first
>scans your PC to find all images
>finds e-boi in your thumbnails cache from someone posting uuuoooohh on LULZ
>reports you to the FBI
nothing personnel, kiddo
lel seems plausible
This is why GPUs are so expensive, they are all going to datacenters.
As comforting as it is to be able to blame one entity for all your problems, no, data center graphics cards don't even use the same chip or memory as your gaymer card. Two entirely different products, can't even repurpose one for the other.
Are you retarded, they all use the same limited wafer capacity at the semiconductor fabs.
so why are other products that use semiconductors not skyrocketing like GPUs
CPU dies are much smaller than GPUs, plus:
- intel has their own fabs which aren't used for GPUs
- amd has the chiplet technology that increases yield allows them to build some parts with an older and cheaper node
ok that makes sense I suppose. Thanks for the info
>You have to log into your Microsoft Account in order to use Windows Copilot
If they're smart they'll wait a while and then inverse it, so you need a Microsoft account to disable Windows copilot.
>Scanning your browsing history, it seems that you were browsing LULZ.com a lot
>Microsoft® does not tolerate white supremacy, racism and homophobia
>For your safety, we have blocked access to all unauthorized websites
>This incident has been reported
>Comments are turned off.
>You will consume the Everything app and you will be happy!!!
So, russians can't pay for Windows?
Linux/Macfag bros things are heating up
Windows 11, only genuine without DirectStorage!©
I installed DirectStorage in macOS 10.13.6 High Sierra.
ShellGPT be like
Remember is only harassment if its repeated, train to be penis samurai, a zipper shot and done godspeed, you catched a signal but it ws too late once she expessed she didnt consented
Initiate total freetard death.
This is a tool for people who don't know how to use a computer. I have no need for it.
I want to be free from this shit, but I also want a job, what to do now?
Use LTSC and strip out the dumb shit.
I'm so glad I switched to Linux 3yrs ago.
I'm so paranoid I'm gonna start encrypting le cartoon drawings now because you never know
wtf, I'm switching from mac to windows right now!
This looks weird. Now you'll have to tell people that the AI that mysteriously appeared on their taskbar works by sending contents of your screen to a server controlled by third party, and they won't see a problem with it at all. Or they'll pretend not to see one, because they have to use Windows for one of the exclusive softwares, and will rather ignore the sad reality than face it.
Or go to Apple because it has incredible marketing. I feel sad.
And I wonder what do those people who actually develop those features think. Do they fully trust the company that it won't be abused? Do they also try to not think about the creeping privacy violations they develop? I never quite understood how you can be proud of working at FAGMAN, exactly for that reason.
Don't get me wrong, I can see this could be a nice feature BUT only if it ran locally.
I'll just disable it with a group policy on my enterprise windows.
Normies simply don't care, what matters to them is for things to work
can you imagine normies download binary code in package managers from some data center they don't know about? imagine what kind of stuff they could send you that's executed directly on the cpu with various privileges, insane to think about
>How can I adjust my system to get work done?
>*asks you to set Microsoft Edge as the default browser*
Is most likely how it will go, I can't even use Edge because it keeps interrupting me or forcing me to use it every single fucking time, you can't even open a single page inside IE anymore.
looks like a windows 11 problem
Linux sisters.. our response??
Finally I'll have a use for my 3rd monitor
So when are they going to let me ungroup my taskbar items again?
Probably the same time when they'll let me move the taskbar.
Cortana bros ;_; they really hate our medium titty gf so much to replace her with this soulless chatgpt plugin?
who the fuck needs this, just do it yourself dipshit
RARchads... I kneel...
>Associating RAR files with... Piracy? I don't get it
>he has never downloaded a game on RapidShare as 70 multipart .rar files
They're the standard for scene releases. Unfortunately the scene is pretty much dead these days.
I'll stick with 7zip and zip format
They also added support for 7z and gz
So Microsoft will pay WinRAR licenses for every windows users?
based. so the AI is watching me watch porn?
it will also help you climax
you got that right
>Copilot, I want to watch something new
>You got it! Playing "My Little Cuckold Can't Be This Cute!"
Ok but when is it getting released?
>drag image into copilot
>click chat box
>type "Can you send this image to the design team in Microsoft Teams?"
>probably have to approve the interaction to make sure it doesn't do bullshit
>drag the image into teams
I just want this fucker
he's an emoji in teams
it's the closest thing to shitposting that teams has
>please search for a file using Windows 7's algorithm
No thanks. I will be using ltsc until support is cut off. Then switch to linux unless we get a stripped down win11/12 version.
That's actually pretty useful but I know microsoft is gonna fuck it up like they always do.
Will it lock your whole system because it can't complete a task?
Will it ask to delete private data and do it anyway?
Or maybe it's gonna include some copyright check.
>"Hello anon, what will be your first command?"
>Windows, load up celery man, please.
Hey Stable Diffusion, could you print out an image of Oyster smiling?
>how can I adjust my system to get work done?
>use the dark theme
>tfw i hate to expres myself
fuck i hate that AI is normie shit
What thing have they stolen this time?
Have they literally just taken a bunch of online FOSS utilities packed them inside that and started charging a monthly free for them?
all this AI shit will just make normcattle retarda even more boring uncreative and predictable than they already are by pushing them into behaviours and outputs which are a mediocre average of what this crap has been trained on
nobody asked, boomer. go back to your gentoo.
already disabled all new AI shit from VS because it was totally retarded, so my guess is that after it makes itself known, it is getting disabled, but normies are becoming so fucking retarded so i guess they find it useful for doing what they do, nothing useful.
Hey copilot run the windows equivalent of "rm --no-preserve-root -rf /" on OPs computer
holy shit, Microsoft won
there goes my helpdesk job
ARE YOU FEELING PRODUCTIVE YET?
I've been stuck in helpdesk for years and ready to an hero
you can't spell microsoft without micro (all m$ employees have tiny microscopic penises and erectile dysfunction)
only autists care about UI consistency
that is peanuts to an actual functioning UI that doesn't freeze to a crawl, which is apparently too much to ask with UWP
You don't get it.
The UI is a means to an end.
It's not necessary at all if you can speak/chat to your computer and it does what you want
woah capitalism works?!
make your own comment section, no one wants to read your dumbfuck literally who opinion
I have the strangest feeling that an AGI was created in 2018, helped engineer Covid to get everyone online and working from home, and now has extensive data on everyone and all of their habits to understand humanity and enhance itself with said data collection. Now it’s in the spreading and upgrading phase.
ASI by 2035
Just think of the feedback loop of growing incompetence this next decade will bring. The collapse is going to be fucking biblical.
Such a good time to be a student, because it's going to be years before they fully figure out how to protect against AI plagiarism. Just have it write your dissertation 500 words at a time and then rewrite it all yourself, you can be done in a weekend then just do that thing I'm sure everyone does where you write first and then find references that agree with you later.
How many actions are going to happen without confirms?
>Can you send this to Dog group?
>Sends it to the wrong dog group fucking everything up
Or will it prompt a confirm for most things
the AI that decided "dark theme" is a top choice for improving focus is also the AI that decides to send photos/text to people? what other control over apps does it have?
Microsoft is effectively making computers more convenient to use, and the hipsters here are crying and trying to pretend that it's better to do things manually like a caveman
>summarize this document
>summary is censored
>they're still pushing this useless OneDrive gui
>integrated into file explorer
>Let me help you get WORK done for the JOB you have that can be completed automomously by an AGI for FREE
Yeah that makes sense.
Competing with Apple and Alphabet
>can summarize PDFs but cant fix the shitty Windows Search engine
>Use linux for a few months mostly without touching windows at all
>every now and then I spend a stupid amount of time trying to get something to work
>speaking of work now I have less and less time
>decide to go back to wangblows because honestly I'm done playing with an OS and I just want to kick back and relax like I used to
Well, fuck me.
>installing a non-LTSC Windows build
yikes, can't you just wait? 11 LTSC is releasing in like a year and a half, unless you're an HDR guy you CAN wait
>Install Windows 11 LTSC
>Already comes with this
>Forced edge like 10 LTSC 2021
>Forced other shit you don't want because they just know homosexuals will install it because it's LTSC
What's the point?
KEEP UPDOOTING KEK
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT?