YOU CAN'T SPELL WINDOWS WITHOUT W

YOU CAN'T SPELL WINDOWS WITHOUT W

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >helps you get more done

    like fucking what m8

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will this force the anti-AI arthoe normalfags to switch to Linux?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, they're probably still using the drivers that came pre installed with the device they bought or got gifted from the tech store

      that's not going to work on linus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they're still gonna need Photoshop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        normalfags dont use photoshop THOUGH

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what you on? i haven't seen anyone use anything other than photoshop

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when did you see a normalfag use photoshop? most normies do their shit on the web

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe your zoomer friends do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                answer the question, when did you see a normie (not graphic designer, model, etc) use photoshop. most have literally no use for it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No idea but I see it installed, we don't shoop together. Once you learn to be a power user there's no going back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I live in a country where piracy is widespread so far that people just don't talk about paying for subscriptions, they just talk about downloading shit. I mean "normies". I mean the people normalfags call "normal". I mean my dumbfuck friend that listens to garbage music that's popular and has lots and lots of friends and fucks his girlfriend on a regular basis.
                These people pirate photoshop. Well, more accurately they ask someone like me to do it for them. But specially, they do that for office.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they may ask for it, another thing is if they use it after playing with it for a while

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only entrenched artists that have used photoshop so much so that they cannot sleep without seeing the adobe logo burned that was into their retina have any business using photoshop.
            Krita is way easier to use, install, is free and will do anything a normalfag will care to have it do, and it'll still do the vast majority of things an artist will want it to do.
            Sure, you can still do some magic things in photoshop that you cannot do in Krita but only elder artists possess the arcane knowledge required to unlock those dark secrets.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gimp shilling got old?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gimp shills ate their own dogfood and got PTSD.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gimp is nice :>

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to switch to ubuntu so bad bros
      not even being sarcastic. 23.04 looks so good. but i have to have windows so i can give tech support.
      t. drawfag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >snaps your browser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do remember someone having a chatGPT integrated on Linux a while back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any retard who would cuck himself out of useful tools and make his life harder due to cheap moralhomosexualry is already on linux

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Best OS in the world. Linux and Mac don’t even come close.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much are you getting paid to post here?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Productivity is already at record high, but we need more from you for the same paycheck
    I hate this late stage capitalism

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more botnet
    This AI shit isn’t done locally, everything is sent to MS & OpenAI servers. This is basically sending everything you do, every keystroke.

    Keep in mind large corps are already banning ChatGPT use in employees for privacy reasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you enable it any time you click it your currently open programs and files are all read and scanned for information
      >this information is then transmitted to Microsoft's servers for processing
      >all web searches are forced to go through Bing
      >any link it provides you will be forced to open through Edge even if you have a different web browser as your default
      >if you have a folder open in file explorer it scans the contents of the folder and will upload thumbnails and any text to Microsoft for processing

      If this is anything like how they handle One Drive we're going to see a lot of people getting their Microsoft accounts suspended or deleted by accident when they accidentally hit the button while they have porn open and it starts uploading it to Microsoft. Same thing happened when they started shoving One Drive down people's throat in Windows 8.1 and it was uploading copies of files without permission. Loads of people got warnings or bans because it was grabbing explicit files then scanning them without telling the user.

      It is, in fact, run locally.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, all the people with Intel integrated graphics will run locally ChatGPT-4.

            Why are wintards so dumb?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            It is, in fact, run locally.

            Why are you posting this in relation to Windows CoPilot? Windows CoPilot is cloud run, not local.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's 5 paragraphs of marketspeak about how you could run things locally not a statement that it does run locally. They've profiled everything you do with Windows since 8, this is just adds more guidance to already very aggressive online telemetry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >good morning, sirs!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's a keylogger posing as an AI? But logging more than keys, it logs it all?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you read EULA you would know windows do this since like windows 8. nothing new.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you enable it any time you click it your currently open programs and files are all read and scanned for information
    >this information is then transmitted to Microsoft's servers for processing
    >all web searches are forced to go through Bing
    >any link it provides you will be forced to open through Edge even if you have a different web browser as your default
    >if you have a folder open in file explorer it scans the contents of the folder and will upload thumbnails and any text to Microsoft for processing

    If this is anything like how they handle One Drive we're going to see a lot of people getting their Microsoft accounts suspended or deleted by accident when they accidentally hit the button while they have porn open and it starts uploading it to Microsoft. Same thing happened when they started shoving One Drive down people's throat in Windows 8.1 and it was uploading copies of files without permission. Loads of people got warnings or bans because it was grabbing explicit files then scanning them without telling the user.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that would be hilarious

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Computer, please find all pepe images on my LULZ folder and put them on in a separate folder
    >and for the rare pepes, put a "_rare_" prefix on the filenames, so that they are sorted first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scans your PC to find all images
      >finds e-boi in your thumbnails cache from someone posting uuuoooohh on LULZ
      >reports you to the FBI
      nothing personnel, kiddo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lel seems plausible

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why GPUs are so expensive, they are all going to datacenters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As comforting as it is to be able to blame one entity for all your problems, no, data center graphics cards don't even use the same chip or memory as your gaymer card. Two entirely different products, can't even repurpose one for the other.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you retarded, they all use the same limited wafer capacity at the semiconductor fabs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so why are other products that use semiconductors not skyrocketing like GPUs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CPU dies are much smaller than GPUs, plus:
            - intel has their own fabs which aren't used for GPUs
            - amd has the chiplet technology that increases yield allows them to build some parts with an older and cheaper node

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok that makes sense I suppose. Thanks for the info

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You have to log into your Microsoft Account in order to use Windows Copilot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they're smart they'll wait a while and then inverse it, so you need a Microsoft account to disable Windows copilot.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scanning your browsing history, it seems that you were browsing LULZ.com a lot
    >Microsoft® does not tolerate white supremacy, racism and homophobia
    >For your safety, we have blocked access to all unauthorized websites
    >This incident has been reported

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Comments are turned off.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will consume the Everything app and you will be happy!!!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, russians can't pay for Windows?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Linux/Macfag bros things are heating up

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Windows 11, only genuine without DirectStorage!©

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I installed DirectStorage in macOS 10.13.6 High Sierra.
    You jelly?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ShellGPT be like

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember is only harassment if its repeated, train to be penis samurai, a zipper shot and done godspeed, you catched a signal but it ws too late once she expessed she didnt consented

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Initiate total freetard death.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lets goo

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a tool for people who don't know how to use a computer. I have no need for it.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be free from this shit, but I also want a job, what to do now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Linux

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use LTSC and strip out the dumb shit.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad I switched to Linux 3yrs ago.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so paranoid I'm gonna start encrypting le cartoon drawings now because you never know

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, I'm switching from mac to windows right now!

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks weird. Now you'll have to tell people that the AI that mysteriously appeared on their taskbar works by sending contents of your screen to a server controlled by third party, and they won't see a problem with it at all. Or they'll pretend not to see one, because they have to use Windows for one of the exclusive softwares, and will rather ignore the sad reality than face it.
    Or go to Apple because it has incredible marketing. I feel sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And I wonder what do those people who actually develop those features think. Do they fully trust the company that it won't be abused? Do they also try to not think about the creeping privacy violations they develop? I never quite understood how you can be proud of working at FAGMAN, exactly for that reason.
      Don't get me wrong, I can see this could be a nice feature BUT only if it ran locally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just disable it with a group policy on my enterprise windows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normies simply don't care, what matters to them is for things to work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can you imagine normies download binary code in package managers from some data center they don't know about? imagine what kind of stuff they could send you that's executed directly on the cpu with various privileges, insane to think about

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How can I adjust my system to get work done?
    >*asks you to set Microsoft Edge as the default browser*
    Is most likely how it will go, I can't even use Edge because it keeps interrupting me or forcing me to use it every single fucking time, you can't even open a single page inside IE anymore.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VVindovvs

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a windows 11 problem

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Linux sisters.. our response??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *absolute silence*

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally I'll have a use for my 3rd monitor

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when are they going to let me ungroup my taskbar items again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the same time when they'll let me move the taskbar.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cortana bros ;_; they really hate our medium titty gf so much to replace her with this soulless chatgpt plugin?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the fuck needs this, just do it yourself dipshit

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RARchads... I kneel...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Associating RAR files with... Piracy? I don't get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"""""""""journalism""""""""""""

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he has never downloaded a game on RapidShare as 70 multipart .rar files
        They're the standard for scene releases. Unfortunately the scene is pretty much dead these days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll stick with 7zip and zip format

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They also added support for 7z and gz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So Microsoft will pay WinRAR licenses for every windows users?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Copilot
    based. so the AI is watching me watch porn?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it will also help you climax

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice

        >Copilot, I want to watch something new
        >You got it! Playing "My Little Cuckold Can't Be This Cute!"

        >new
        you got that right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Copilot, I want to watch something new
      >You got it! Playing "My Little Cuckold Can't Be This Cute!"

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but when is it getting released?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open copilot
    >drag image into copilot
    >click chat box
    >type "Can you send this image to the design team in Microsoft Teams?"
    >probably have to approve the interaction to make sure it doesn't do bullshit

    vs
    >drag the image into teams
    >click "send"

    wow

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want this fucker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's an emoji in teams
      it's the closest thing to shitposting that teams has

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hello Cortana
    >please search for a file using Windows 7's algorithm

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks. I will be using ltsc until support is cut off. Then switch to linux unless we get a stripped down win11/12 version.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's actually pretty useful but I know microsoft is gonna fuck it up like they always do.
    Will it lock your whole system because it can't complete a task?
    Will it ask to delete private data and do it anyway?
    Or maybe it's gonna include some copyright check.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hello anon, what will be your first command?"
    >Windows, load up celery man, please.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Stable Diffusion, could you print out an image of Oyster smiling?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how can I adjust my system to get work done?
    >use the dark theme
    Holy shit

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw introvert
    >tfw i hate to expres myself

    fuck i hate that AI is normie shit

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What thing have they stolen this time?
    Have they literally just taken a bunch of online FOSS utilities packed them inside that and started charging a monthly free for them?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all this AI shit will just make normcattle retarda even more boring uncreative and predictable than they already are by pushing them into behaviours and outputs which are a mediocre average of what this crap has been trained on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody asked, boomer. go back to your gentoo.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    already disabled all new AI shit from VS because it was totally retarded, so my guess is that after it makes itself known, it is getting disabled, but normies are becoming so fucking retarded so i guess they find it useful for doing what they do, nothing useful.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey copilot run the windows equivalent of "rm --no-preserve-root -rf /" on OPs computer

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, Microsoft won

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welp,
    there goes my helpdesk job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ARE YOU FEELING PRODUCTIVE YET?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not really
        I've been stuck in helpdesk for years and ready to an hero

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can't spell microsoft without micro (all m$ employees have tiny microscopic penises and erectile dysfunction)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      only autists care about UI consistency

      that is peanuts to an actual functioning UI that doesn't freeze to a crawl, which is apparently too much to ask with UWP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get it.
      The UI is a means to an end.
      It's not necessary at all if you can speak/chat to your computer and it does what you want

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woah capitalism works?!

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comments disabled
    Cowards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make your own comment section, no one wants to read your dumbfuck literally who opinion

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have the strangest feeling that an AGI was created in 2018, helped engineer Covid to get everyone online and working from home, and now has extensive data on everyone and all of their habits to understand humanity and enhance itself with said data collection. Now it’s in the spreading and upgrading phase.

    ASI by 2035

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just think of the feedback loop of growing incompetence this next decade will bring. The collapse is going to be fucking biblical.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Such a good time to be a student, because it's going to be years before they fully figure out how to protect against AI plagiarism. Just have it write your dissertation 500 words at a time and then rewrite it all yourself, you can be done in a weekend then just do that thing I'm sure everyone does where you write first and then find references that agree with you later.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many actions are going to happen without confirms?
    >Can you send this to Dog group?
    >Sends it to the wrong dog group fucking everything up
    Or will it prompt a confirm for most things

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the AI that decided "dark theme" is a top choice for improving focus is also the AI that decides to send photos/text to people? what other control over apps does it have?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft is effectively making computers more convenient to use, and the hipsters here are crying and trying to pretend that it's better to do things manually like a caveman

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >summarize this document
    >summary is censored

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they're still pushing this useless OneDrive gui
    >integrated into file explorer

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me help you get WORK done for the JOB you have that can be completed automomously by an AGI for FREE

    Yeah that makes sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Competing with Apple and Alphabet

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can summarize PDFs but cant fix the shitty Windows Search engine

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Use linux for a few months mostly without touching windows at all
    >every now and then I spend a stupid amount of time trying to get something to work
    >speaking of work now I have less and less time
    >decide to go back to wangblows because honestly I'm done playing with an OS and I just want to kick back and relax like I used to
    >this happens
    Well, fuck me.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >installing a non-LTSC Windows build

    yikes, can't you just wait? 11 LTSC is releasing in like a year and a half, unless you're an HDR guy you CAN wait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Install Windows 11 LTSC
      >Already comes with this
      >Forced edge like 10 LTSC 2021
      >Forced other shit you don't want because they just know homosexuals will install it because it's LTSC
      What's the point?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP UPDOOTING KEK

    THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT?

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