You become Hank Hill for 24 hours

What do you do?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go fishing with the boys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same actually. I live in Texas and close to a lake, so I can live exactly like Hank Hill irl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, and I don't even like fishing.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Panic and throw up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell Dale in no uncertain terms about the affair just to see what happens.

      Also this realistically speaking.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buss in Peggy as many times as my narrow urethra would allow. I'd cherish her for the time we had because I wish I has a Peggy irl. She is a ride or die bitch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I wish I has a Peggy irl

      who hurt you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too many wishy washy women with no back bone or morals. I'm looking for a partner not a pet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Peggy
          >Backbone

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a divorce from that horrible dumb cunt

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink beer in the alley with my bros.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yup.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mmmmh hmm

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Breakfast with the family
    mow the lawn
    play catch with bobby
    drink with the gang

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Divorce Peggy, sell propane, drink beer with the guys.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kick someones ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Instead of being all bark no bite I would actually kick somebodies ass.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sell propane and propane accessories.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably sell propane and propane accessories.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck Luanne

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      And make some home videos with her.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already became Hank Hill.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wake up, mow the lawn, drink beer in the alley with the gang, kick some twigboys ass, tell Bobbeh he's a good son and I love him, get a meatloaf sandwich at the Arlen Barn, and then make some soup with Miz Liz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tell Bobbeh he's a good son and I love him
      Sexually?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell Dale the truth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he won't believe you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a pretty solid theory that Dale knew and just played the long game. In the end Nancy chooses him, and the pain John Redcorn feels of having his son view Dale as his father far outweighs the pain Dale should feel from having to raise John's kid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dunno man, he thought his son was an alien

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all part of the con

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he knew all along

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ruin his life though uninhibited acts of debauchery, not out of any malice for the character but because I've been given free reign to do so. Also this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would you punch Peggy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to hear hank say "Dale! There's something I have to tell you!" and here Dale respond with "My son's brown, Hank. I already know.".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      he won't believe you

      he knew all along

      Ruin his life though uninhibited acts of debauchery, not out of any malice for the character but because I've been given free reign to do so. Also this

      I really want to hear hank say "Dale! There's something I have to tell you!" and here Dale respond with "My son's brown, Hank. I already know.".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        read it in his voice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post vocaroo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best part about this is that Dale isn't actually being cucked. He counter cucks Redcorn and makes Redcorn seethe and cope in the series. Dale has friends, a loving son, a good job and a happy life. What does Redcorn have. Nothing. He'll die alone in his shitty camper van and no one will notice that he's gone. Dale is too powerful.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What does Redcorn have.
          A successful career as a children's performer and producer, a family with one of his ex girlfriends and his daughter, and several acres of land which may as well be gold in this economy
          The Redcorn hate always comes off as delusional seething and retards writing fan fiction fueled by their own insecurities, the worst you can say about Redcorn that accurate is he's raising someone else's son in his family

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and several acres of land which may as well be gold in this economy
            Lmao. The average cost per acre in Texas is like $2200 and his land isn't great. That is $26400 for his measly 12 acres. But hey maybe somebody will need to run a pipeline though it and he gets a good negatiation in or something. My aunt owns 100 acres in roughly the same area Arlen is based upon and she has had multiple pipes ran through it. I think she got $100k or some shit for one which is a little under half of the entire property value.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh sorry it's nearly 3k per acre now. So a third of her property value and Redcorn's would be worth around $36k

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually he is since his wife banged another man and he’s raising a kid that isn’t his by blood

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        possibly the most retarded, reddit tier cope this board has ever produced, tired of seeing it in every KotH thread
        >he might be fucking my wife every week but I'M taking the massive burden of raising his kid!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Write down everything I think a responsible adult should do now that I think with Hank's brain, then stealthily mail it to my address to review when I'm back to myself again.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hatefuck Peggy.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a charcoal grill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly, I think hank was onto something with the propane grill, but what I never understood is why he was not also into smoking. I like my propane grill, and I use it for quick cooking meats, but for some real Texas cooking, I have a big offset smoker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would also start my own charcoal supplying business

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Lose my virginity to his wife.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pet ladybird
    drink beer
    fuck peggy
    drink more beer
    cut grass
    pet ladybird again

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bang my wife

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Mihn

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PROPANE

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cause mass butt-hurt

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try my hand at selling propane.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a coal grill, make a well done steak and eat it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >coal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grill with propane

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put together a propane grill and then use it

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Starting with Luanne, enter the den and lock the door, start fingering her pussy and then slam her trailer trash pussy infront of the Manger Babies, exit window left direct to Kahns house and coax
    Minh into deepthroat, exit via frontdoor to Dales and force Nancy into anal because that's all she's good for, head towards bills house - turn and leave, be unleashed onto Arlen with 13-hours remaining heading towards Strickland Propane for Donna

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not taking the time to manipulate Bill

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Do Hanks ultimate move

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fish with the guys, fuck Peggy and then fuck his big titty coworker

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sell my house and buy the dip, baybeeee

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell Bobby he's alright

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Peggy, Fuck Luanne, Fuck Nancy, Fuck Minh, kill myself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a nice day as Hank. Does he go back to that dead body or does he stay in yours after the 24 hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      This but add in Donna

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        oh shit yeah I forgot Donna and her thiccness. Probably wouldn't have to rape her like Minh, Luanne and Nancy too.

        You know what? Let's throw in Melinda as well.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Have the craziest sex with Peggy

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I became Hank when I bought a house and got married, only difference is I’m married to Peggy Bundy instead of Peggy Hill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >married to Peggy Bundy instead of Peggy Hill
      So she pisses away your hard earned money, sits on her ass eating junk food and watching Oprah, doesn’t cook or clean, and constantly demeans you?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell Bobby he is alright.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Now you're Hank Hill too? No! That's going too far. I cannot accommodate that. I won't. I quit.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Offer to play vidya with Bobby every now and again

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming Hank remembers everything? Speak up to Mr Strickland, tell Bobby I'm proud of him, and thank Peggy for all the joy she's brought into my life.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BWAH all the way to the DANGIT

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Ladybird

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beat Bobby to a pulp and turn him into a real man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t just hit him
      You rape him

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blow up Strickland, tell Dale about Nancy, beat Peggy to death and fuck Luanne

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grand Theft Auto Arlen

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't let the hibachi chef hit the emergency water button when Cotton slips on the grill having a PTSD attack over seeing a injun that hailed from a people that maintained a strong oriental phenotype.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be happy and live life with kindness and peace

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Well assuming it is a week day I go to work. If it isnt in the summer I eat breakfast with my family and tell the boy he aint right over whatever silly nonsense he says. If it is summer I just go to work cause it is prime Propane season Bobby is sleeping in and so is Peggy if it isnt her real estate years. I go to work and sell propane and propane accessories honestly. If my father is still alive I may call him to check on him. He would tell me how much he hates me but it is okay if he isnt around anymore I just think about my favorite Dallas Cowboys players in between providing excellent service and maybe bailing Buck out of a jam. I return home to my friends and family. Bobby plays with Joseph. Peggy is making spapeggy and meatballs so I change from my work attire into a white t shirt and join my life long friends in the alley near my house. We drink alamo beer Dale and I talk about work. Boomhauer says something insightful and Bill says a joke that makes me laugh. I appreciate the beer and company of my friends to enter my home and enjoy the spapeggi and meatballs as my son tells me about the crazy things they teach him in school. My niece says something but i just tune it out today was a good day I dont need a reason to be angry. I then retire to my couch to watch the news and anything football related. I go to sleep with my wife after brushing my teeth no intercourse it is a weeknight and we only do it on the weekends. I then wake up back in my own body pic related

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a manager take all the money from strickland I can and sent to myself in anyway that is untrackable. Besides that take bobby out and be a good dad to him as I understand him.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Support Bobby with his comedy
    Tell Peggy she's full of shit
    Tell Dale that Nancy cheated on him with John Redcorn

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Debbie Grund.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gill his tank up with gasoline. He'll be so surpised. He'll be like "how did that get there?". It'll get him so good.

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