yngwie

masterpiece

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SEE YOU IN TOKYO BITCH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I PAID FOR A FIRST CLASS TICKET, I DON'T NEED SOME FOOKIN' CUNT DOIN' THIS TO ME

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        YOU RELEASED THE FOCK ING FYÜÜRY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I PAID FOR A FIRST CLASS TICKET, I DON'T NEED SOME FOOKIN' CUNT DOIN' THIS TO ME

      Kek I remember that now. Such a bloated fucking Ego dude wasnt anywhere close to the best of his era

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he was way faster than everyone which is what mattered at the time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not even lmao.

          I'm not that deep into shred stuff but isn't he basically the best to ever do it? And out of what I heard I like some of it melodically and musically. I've also liked what Racer X I've heard too.

          Not even fucking close. Even Jason fucking Becker said all his music sounds the same. He pretty much just writes using Harmonic minor in a few keys. Been playing the same fucking riffs for 40 years. He has a bach complex but he sounds like bach for poor people. You can only call him the best if you add many qualifiers

          He is the best guitarist
          >of the early 80s
          >in neo classical metal style
          >who plays exclusively harmonic minor
          >on a fender

          Yeah with all those you can call him the "best". Steve Vai would embarass him

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Even Jason fucking Becker said all his music sounds the same
            yeah well maybe he's mad because he's wheeltard

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Jason used to be a huge Malmsteen fan. And Jasons Perpetual Burn album is much more interesting and musical (and impressive technically) than anything Malmsteen has ever done.

              Malmsteen only listens to his own music and Bach and it reflects in his writing.

              He is a poor mans imitation of bach though. He could never write a fugue for example. If he isnt noodling in his fav keys he is lost. His philharmomic shit was embarassingly bad

              >Steve Vai would embarass him

              Wouldn't really agree with that considering how Vai consistently butchered the Alcatrazz stuff live.

              Steve is 1000000x more musical and technical. Theres tons of guitarist from the 80s who were better. If we branch out of hair metal into other Genres, Yngwie becomes even more of a joke. He cant hold a candle to people like Frank Gambale or Al Di Meola

              yngwie upstages vai and satch on G3 tour there are countless videos on youtube confirming this

              Maybe if you are a fat 12 year old who thinks playing 2 note per string wankery fast is impressive, yeah

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                *3 note per string wankery

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Malmsteen only listens to his own music and Bach and it reflects in his writing.

                Do you mean Blackmore? Half of Yngwie's output is basically just imitating Purple and Rainbow.

                Also Vai's not all that great, I saw him live at the MacAlpine benefit and he got absolutely mogged by Gilbert and Kotzen.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No Ive actually read an interview from him where he admits to only listening to his old music and bach. Hes completely detached from reality. He has no idea how much the guitar has evolved

                Your feelings on vai are not whats important. He is several times better than Yngwie. More technical, more musical, more interesting. Vai was just an example. Theres dozens of guitar players better

                I don't think anyone else comes close to his as far as pure shred ability goes. Jason Becker before the ALS was probably closest. Michael Angelo Batio is comparable as far as pure technical ability but MAB couldn't make a listenable song to save his life. Yngwie is repetitive but has a few gems

                Lmfao you dont know shit dude. Pure shred ability? You mean 3 note per string harmonic minor runs with sweeps??? Look up Yngwie songs right now youll see poor brazilians and children nailing his songs. You want shred? Look up Paul Gilbert.

                Here Ill leave you a gift, Paul writes a duet with Yngwie despite Yngwie not being present. Paul nails it and writed a better song than yngwie could

                Shawn Lane probably has the most ridiculous chops of any guitar player of the last 40 years, though it's probably not really fair to lump him in with the '80s shred guys since he was more based in jazz fusion. Chris Impellitteri was a good writer and had raw speed in spades but was sloppy as hell.

                Wow you know your shit. Refreshing

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >writed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The D and S are right next to eachother. Typical bitch move though, lose so hide behind a typo

                >Concession accepted
                lmao knew it was you. I wasn't the guy you were talking to.

                Cope and seethe. Yngwie fags are the easiest to shut down. Your fat swedish hotdog sucks

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                f# and g are right next to eachother you probably suck at guitar too

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Neat thatll let me play G Major. Have any more Yngwie arguments or are you going to sperg out on a typo?

                you're also probably the guy with zoomers living rent free in your head lmao

                No I but I did inspire one of Nirvanas most famous songs

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you're also probably the guy with zoomers living rent free in your head lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >No Ive actually read an interview from him where he admits to only listening to his old music and bach. Hes completely detached from reality.

                He's a liar, read Anders Tenger's book on him - you need to remember that Yngwie is fucking crazy. Just about every musician who he works with has said that auditioning for him consists of jamming Purple for hours and he'll literally attack you if you call him out on anything. Seriously, John Macaluso shares a good anecdote about Yngwie jumping up and kicking him in the chest as hard as he called out Yngwie when he came in on too early on Lazy one time during rehearsals.

                Also I'm

                Shawn Lane probably has the most ridiculous chops of any guitar player of the last 40 years, though it's probably not really fair to lump him in with the '80s shred guys since he was more based in jazz fusion. Chris Impellitteri was a good writer and had raw speed in spades but was sloppy as hell.

                as well xoxo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                We get it dude, you're a real badass who knows his shit. Damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >If we branch out of hair metal
                Ah yes I love the thing on LULZ where people call everything from NWOBHM, power metal, trad metal, and even speed and thrash with clean vocals "hair metal"

                All metal music that doesn't have deathgrowls or downtuned guitars is "hair metal", love the in depth genre scholar metal experts on this board! Lmfao, fucking Christ.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Genre fagging

                Genre fags are just lazy assholes who impersonate other artists.

                Bruh its not shit! Its melodic death crab!!

                Bet you thought metalcore was good

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >people who can tell different types of music apart rather than making dumb blanket statements are lazy
                K lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >le genre fag
                Tell me more about your epic celtic doom pop core

                We get it dude, you're a real badass who knows his shit. Damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us

                Cope.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >exaggerating simple things like knowing the difference between basic genres

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Are there any fugues on guitar? It might sound a bit messy with electric guitars

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Steve Vai would embarass him

            Wouldn't really agree with that considering how Vai consistently butchered the Alcatrazz stuff live.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think Eric Johnson was faster. He had some insane scale runs and arpeggios. Also Shawn Lane mogs him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not that deep into shred stuff but isn't he basically the best to ever do it? And out of what I heard I like some of it melodically and musically. I've also liked what Racer X I've heard too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think anyone else comes close to his as far as pure shred ability goes. Jason Becker before the ALS was probably closest. Michael Angelo Batio is comparable as far as pure technical ability but MAB couldn't make a listenable song to save his life. Yngwie is repetitive but has a few gems

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Shawn Lane probably has the most ridiculous chops of any guitar player of the last 40 years, though it's probably not really fair to lump him in with the '80s shred guys since he was more based in jazz fusion. Chris Impellitteri was a good writer and had raw speed in spades but was sloppy as hell.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Becker had way more soul.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's fucking crazy, but to his credit he kickstarted the whole neo-classical shred thing. Yeah, the later Shrapnel guys like Gilbert and MacAlpine could rip cleaner and faster but by their own admission they wouldn't have been the same players if Yngwie didn't come up with that whole Blackmore/Roth on meth thing. Also he was a good writer, from Alcatrazz until Odyssey he had a pretty consistent run of good melodic metal albums.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He sucks

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love some Yngwie but I'm probably a Malmcasual since I really mostly listen to the shit that has vocals. This album is so good, just pure classic heavy metal, Trilogy is also great and sort of proto Euro PM.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He always had great vocals on his early solo stuff.

      >Jeff Scott Soto
      >Mark Boals
      >Joe Lynn Turner

      Three of the best hard rock and metal vocals of the '80s, but he was too much of an egomaniac to make it work. Even later on he had some good ones like Mats Levens, but later on when the money dried up he had mediocre ones (Doogie White) or ones who didn't fit at all (Ripper Owens).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought the pleb filter was the vocals I loved blackstar but when I lost the excitement I had to listen to a lot of ''epic'' vocals

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yngwie upstages vai and satch on G3 tour there are countless videos on youtube confirming this

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is there some bitter 40-something shred oldhead lashing out at strangers in an yngwie thread on a tuesday afternoon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Concession accepted. Dont start arguments you cant win buddy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Concession accepted
        lmao knew it was you. I wasn't the guy you were talking to.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I think elevates Malmsteen above most of the other 80s shred guys is that he actually could write good songs in a band context. A few of the others like Gilbert and Friedman could but MacAlpine, Householder, Vinnie Moore, Becker and so on couldn't write an actual good song to save their lives.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As the focus increased on technicality, a lot of the emphasis on actual songwriting went out the window. It's why the early stuff like EVH and George Lynch is better than 95% of what Shrapnel Records ever released.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based. EVH is the fucking man

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get one thing about peoples opinions on yngwie. People either defend him or really despise him.
    I mean hes got some really good songs, some bad ones, he obviously used to play pretty fast and pretty good. I always liked his cockiness and confidence, but thats me. He is neither the best guitarist or the best composer ever but really who gives a shit?
    To me no electric guitar player is even close to actual guitar players when it comes to musicianship.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This convo started in reference to a leaked audio of Yngwie throwing a bitchfit on a plane and at one point in the vid he says something like "im the best guitarist in the world"

      He thinks hes the best and his syncophants are all 12 year old retards who just heard Black Star for the first time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really care about shredder wars anyway, Yngwie has some really good music, that's all I really care about....I like solos if they're energetic and melodic, that's about the extent of me giving a fuck since I don't play guitar.

      Then you have the whole "guitar solos = bad" in general people who sometimes shit up any thread about Yngwie or EVH or any of the couple big name guitar guys they've ever heard of.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >yngwie
    YWNBAW

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's Swedish dude not trans

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah obviously, it's Yngwie, most based guy ever

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >In an interview with Guitar World back in 1994, Malmsteen reacted to Metallica’s “Master Of Puppets” song saying they were good, but their guitarist Kirk Hammett wasn’t: “I’m not saying I influenced them, but maybe I did (In the interview he said that Metallica had his early demos). Overall, the band has a great sound. But I think the lead guitar player (Kirk Hammett) is not very good.”

    >“He can play fast and is pretty good at it. But his choice of notes and sense of pitch are very bad. I don’t think that he plays with musicality, or plays in tune. Rather than lifting the song, his solo seems to be the anticlimax.”

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yngwie is good and makes fags seethe

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