wyd in this situation?

wyd in this situation?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sit outside the gate indefinitely to observe, analyze, and document all activities to and from the gates of heaven.

    Realize the people entering heaven never exit.

    Try to find another exit gate.

    There is no exit gate.

    Stand at the gates indefinitely in fear knowing you'll never come back if you go in.

    Grow old.

    Die of natural causes.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lower my head in shame as the angels laugh at me for not being able to enter due to my search history

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's too late to do anything by then. Fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Probably too late for that too. You were supposed to do anything you were going to do while you were alive.

    Everybody is all of the sudden sorry for what they've done when they've got the noose already around their neck. God doesn't want to hear what you've got to say under duress. He wanted to hear it when everything was good, and you thought you were in no danger of anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he wanted to hear it when everything was good
      Right, just like the thief on the cross

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Point taken. But if you think you'll just wait till after you're dead. You got another thing coming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe "you are damned" virgin.

      I passed safely to the other side since I repented and accepted Christ as my Savior while alive. I shall now be judged for my obedience and commitment to God and His Kingdom instead, but no matter what happened and how much reward I received, I still am graceful for Christ for He rescued me from my eternal destination in inferno.

      Based "I am saved" chad.

      Remember, kids: it's not being a Christian that makes people call you an asshole, it's being an asshole that makes people call you an asshole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The threat of hell constitutes duress.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shout racial slurs

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's about damn time

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    360 and walk away

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bring a key to jailbreak the trapped souls

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look for angels and molest them. they never expect it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scenario:
      >God sees this comment
      >tells angels
      >they do nothing
      >God judges you for being perverse
      >Your guardian gives a disgruntled look.
      >satan is smiling from earth
      God says politely:
      "that's how you were made anon. someone molested an angel..."

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try to get my immediate and extended family over it without anyone noticing

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cant enter
    >sit outside of gate
    >stick ams through fence
    >beg for avocados to make guacamoles

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I passed safely to the other side since I repented and accepted Christ as my Savior while alive. I shall now be judged for my obedience and commitment to God and His Kingdom instead, but no matter what happened and how much reward I received, I still am graceful for Christ for He rescued me from my eternal destination in inferno.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you still have any independent thoughts left or have you been Borged by your rigid beliefs?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If by independant thoughts you mean I do ordinary things that others believe such as listen to non worship musics, play vidya and do social activities then yes, I just avoid being dragged in by sinful thoughts, even if I do because thats my nature then God whisper to me :"it is done, its all got paid for on the cross." And that brought make a great sense of peace. What I said was religious and corny af, I know, I never thought I would say those words back when I accepted Christ all those years ago, because I want a way out of eternal damnation, I didnt change in an instant, I felt nothing when I got baptized or when I attend church in those early days, but as I count on God and go to the Bible for peace and comfort, then His goodness fills me and I felt joy, peace and happiness even in the raging storm of life. I used to want SO many things in heaven, and I know God do has in store for those that loves Him whole heartedly, but the only thing I am assure that is I am not in the lake of fire for Jesus said :"It is ALL done."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      walk through and start judging whatever deity i meet.

      no, since you're a beta-christcuck i'm afraid i'll have to overrule whatever judgement yahweh gave you.

      Cringe "you are damned" virgin.
      [...]
      Based "I am saved" chad.

      Remember, kids: it's not being a Christian that makes people call you an asshole, it's being an asshole that makes people call you an asshole.

      >it's not being a Christian that makes people call you an asshole
      yes it is. you all worship evil, you'll know them by their fruits n' shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And here we have the atheist flavor of asshole.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who said i was an atheist?
          and even if i was, it's better than outright worshipping evil like you do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair point: it's every bit as dumb of me to assume that because you bashed Christians that you're an atheist as it is for you to assume you know my beliefs.

            What is it that you're into, anon?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What is it that you're into, anon?
              it's uh secret.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fantastic, great talk.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unlike you, i'm not here to advertise my religion like a cancer.
                people come to my beliefs because they have a hunger for Truth, nobody needs to tell them about it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which religion is mine, again?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Which religion is mine, again?
                considering you got triggered in one line, you have to be some flavor of judaism, likely christianity. but i have a feeling you're going to deny your own beliefs just for an internet got'cha point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, wow, what a great checkmate. If I'm of an Abrahamic faith you get to jerk yourself for being right, and if I'm not you get to jerk yourself for being right, whee what a fun and meaningful interaction.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh, wow, what a great checkmate.
                it wasn't hard to see what you were going to do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which was what, again?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Which was what, again?
                we're past this point, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here I was hoping to actually discuss theology and the roles faith can play in people's lives for better and for worse, like the silly bastard I am. Have fun being deliberately obtuse and evasive, anon. It's been a hoot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he came to /x/
                >thinking he was going to have intellectual discussion
                see, every time we try to do that, and have real discussions about real religions, israelites and their pet christcucks come in to derail every conversation and shit all over the place.
                once you're gone, then we can start discussing theology. that can't take place while you're still here.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walk through it

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will get back to earth because heaven is hella boring, why would i live when everything is perfect? its sounds illusions to me

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't belong there, and god doesn't make mistakes. it must actually be hell.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your names not dan, you're not coming in, not tonight

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 degrees and leave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So close.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is your rhetorical question related to the paranormal? Please post quality content, not pointless rhetoricals.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heaven gates as literal physical object is satanic lies and catholic nonsense.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Challenging the demiurge in a card game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      When I play cards, it's not gambling.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually the idea of heaven and hell
    is very rooted in the multidimentions
    and einstein theories
    this is what makes scientists mad
    but they should instead just be humble
    and see the more they discover
    that they are just humas created by God

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask why God is such a glow nagger

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 degrees and walk away

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