wtf why don't we get the siingle cab ranger?

wtf why don't we get the siingle cab ranger?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the world ended 10 years ago and everything just keeps getting worse and worse.
    I don't even know why this board still exists dude, I hate watching cars go away.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Sage

      Actually it will have ended 22 years ago this upcoming Monday, but I know what you mean.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >will have
        Saging the thread isn’t going to prevent me from noticing your grammatical error.
        And it’s 23 years.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You might want to double check your math there, subtractionlet-kun

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Y2K was 23 years ago.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >this upcoming Monday
              He's talking about 9/11 you dipshit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People still give a shit about 9/11…?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The actions taken by the gubmint immediately after (Patriot Act, TSA, the inability to leave the middle east alone/War on Terror, etc) are still felt today, so yes, that's the point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just stopped caring 10 years after it happened. I was 12 when I saw it on television and at first thought it was an alien invasion due to lack of context, so I did think it was the end of the world, at first, but not anymore.
                If anyone mentions the end of the world that would have occurred 20+ years ago, I think of the Y2K problem. 10+ years ago, December 2012.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And it’s 23 years.
          It's ok DeQuan, we don't blame you, it's the teacher's fault.
          >grammatical error.
          His grammar is correct.(picrel)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        9/11?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People still give a shit about 9/11…?

          Larry never faced justice and mossad never will. So yes, it's over since they cheated the world and the world allowed it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Big oof. I like a fun conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, but then you had to get all anti-semetic. Hate speech is not free speech btw

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We all know how much israelites hate anything "free" unless theyre taking it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even the worst thing to happen in that year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So true bestie

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because we don't really have issues parking 20 foot long trucks
    And $ isn't a major issue either

    I had single cab work trucks and they fucking suck. Your shit gets rained on and you don't have enough interior space, yet still have a 20 foot long truck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because we don't really have issues parking 20 foot long trucks
      lmao my empircal experience says otherwise, truckold

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no issue parking a UPS truck at the ~85-140 addresses I go to each day. I know how to drive a 26' long GVWR of 26,000lbs truck.
        What's your excuse kid? Let me guess you think a Camry is too big too huh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a max license in two countries. Been driving trucks and heavy equipment that put your glorified van to shame for a long time. Learn your place.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Nukeman

            >Not redacting your Microsoft profile pic
            >Poorly redacting your DL info

            I can literally see your first name and weight, and the street type. Take your OPSEC seriously, anon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Awwww jeez dood what am I gonna do if some neet on LULZ has my first name?!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Nukeman

                >what is Whitepages?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh god oh jeez some neet on LULZ might search "Jason in Wyoming" on whitepages how up to every person with my name's house in a region-wide area and eventually find me!

                What nutty world do you live in? Are you a woman? Who worries about this shit?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You must be new.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like you're new here internet historian newfriend, the only people ever doxxed by le epic anonimoose hacker collective were dumb lolcows posting with too much of an online presence. My name is Harmon and I live in Mississippi, try to come and find me you mong, and I'll beat you to death if you do

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You still have no clue what’s going on.
                What kind of pizza do you want?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Leave Henry alone; he’s got a HazMat endorsement.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's eye color, haz- hazel

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I see…
                Then do whatever to Henry since he’s a stupid cunt.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have no issue parking a UPS truck at the ~85-140 addresses I go to each day. I know how to drive a 26' long GVWR of 26,000lbs truck.
            What's your excuse kid? Let me guess you think a Camry is too big too huh

            Lmao he brought the logs get rekt van homosexual there are crackheads in NYC driving box trucks better than you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have no issue parking a UPS truck at the ~85-140 addresses I go to each day. I know how to drive a 26' long GVWR of 26,000lbs truck.
            What's your excuse kid? Let me guess you think a Camry is too big too huh

            on a LULZ where everyone is full of shit pretending to be a WFH $250k/year earner, this anon somehow has two different truck driving licenses from opposites sides of the planet and delivered a rare actual takedown of another poster.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh wow you can really drive in the middle of a lane so much better than anybody else. CDLs prove nothing my guy millions of pajeets have CDLs in America and they cant drive worth a damn.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The brutal takedown, the thinkpad...I kneel. How many hours do you have logged in American Truck Simulator?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >parking
          Sure bro.
          You suckas either double-park, or just gently glide into that widening as in your picrel
          >muh, I really do parallel park my van

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can tell that image was staged because all the boxes are still in good shape.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you would think the number of people that want a single cab pickup would be going up considering how many mexican illegals come over the border

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek ¡preferimos mantener a nuestra familia ahora cabron!
      We like Chevy, the Toyotas are for the dumb white bois that LARP in the forest and desert

      We make the big bucks while you guys complain about clown cars mijo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm talking about the mexcan gardeners and tradesman that all drive single cab pickups. usually a older white ranger or toyota

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Americans stopped buying single cabs in general.

    I do agree that they should at least be available for performance and off-road focused trims.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because despite people on this board autistically screeching for them, they would make up just .001% of Ranger sales. The nerds at Ford don't see that as justifiable in the US market. Remember, this is Amerilard. Moar! More seats, more doors, more tonnage!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody wants them. I drove a single cab Ranger for 20 years and the no-room single cab was the only thing I hated about it. I bought a new one and went CC because having enclosed lockable space to haul people and tools and groceries and stuff is nice.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because there's no market for it other than a tiny demographic of contrarian traditionalists and most of them would reject it based on all of the other modern features. People who actually need the bed space buy bigger trucks that have the space and payload to carry a significant amount of plywood or whatever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most of them would reject it based on all of the other modern features

      Wrong, I'd reject it based on the fact I can't afford it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not consumer wants. It's because of CAFE standards cucking domestic light/single cab truck making and the chicken tarrif. Americans aren't that different that a good portion wouldn't want small trucks

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because trucks are vanity machines here. Why would they sell a functional version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Single cab is less functional and more compromise

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me Henry works for Swift.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Regular cabs don't sell. They are much less useful to a majority of owners than extended or quad cabs. Every truck I've ever owned has been extended cab because I want a little more covered, air conditioned space. Some had jump seats, some had a fairly crowded rear bench, all wound up with stuff in the back of the cab more often than the bed and were necessary for stuff like my motorcycle track days and trail riding: leathers, gear, coolers in the cab, bikes in the bed. Basically the only situations where a regular cab is more desirable are those where you know you'll never be carrying more than 3 people or anything that you want to keep covered and cool or warm, which is not the majority of buyers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much the extended cab is the best of both worlds.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surprising amount of times where the back seat comes in useful

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