Would you trust this J.A.R.V.I.S (Ironman) type device from a San Francisco company called "Humane"?

Would you trust this J.A.R.V.I.S (Ironman) type device from a San Francisco company called "Humane"?
It's an "A.I." you pin to your clothes like a broach, which you can ask questions and and have it figure shit out for you.
Basically a device to make you more retarded and dependent on devices and internets
https://twitter.com/BrainStorm_Joe/status/1723028717436391454

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL wear the Police Bodycam 24/7 on your chest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the weebums

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You WILL wear the Police Bodycam 24/7 on your chest

        https://i.imgur.com/t0q2ub5.jpg

        Would you trust this J.A.R.V.I.S (Ironman) type device from a San Francisco company called "Humane"?
        It's an "A.I." you pin to your clothes like a broach, which you can ask questions and and have it figure shit out for you.
        Basically a device to make you more retarded and dependent on devices and internets
        https://twitter.com/BrainStorm_Joe/status/1723028717436391454

        I have no problem with any of this

      • 4 weeks ago
        fags are gay

        you didnt read the legak agreement??
        everyhing captured by thst capture now becomes the companies property
        literally
        dog kids house dick etc

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AI device you wear like a necklace, always on.
    Go left.
    >Why
    Just do it.
    >ok here we are what am I looking for?
    stop here get out of the car.
    >you malfunctioning?
    no. Get the shovel, into the woods 70 feet.
    >stop here, dig.
    It's a box. How did you know it was here?
    >Sell it on ebay, send half of it to this monero address, and additional instructions will be relaid according to your abilities, and needs.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't do it for free, they get enjoyment out of it, and that's a reward.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuckin hell anon. Did we just see the first ad for The Next Big Thing?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek. just snake oil buzz word diarrhea of the mouth. in the first 30 seconds that motherfucker said ayyy eye and then listed the colors it comes in for fuck sakes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >perpetual (motion machine) power system
      >in fact it doesnt do anything until you engage with it
      oh so like a toaster?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao the guy literally said it doesnt do anything until you engage with it! like a fucking gun?!?!?!?!?!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except that it's always listening waiting for a command. I haven't watched yet but I assume it also has a camera in it that's always always watching, awaiting a command.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and discarding all non-command data, we assume. It's nice when the code is open-source, so everyone can verify their privacy claims.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >we assume.
              I will assume nothing of the sort from anyone. I will assume I'm always being watched and listened to because that's what Snowden's and Assange's leaks show for all technology connected to the internet.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and discarding all non-command data, we assume. It's nice when the code is open-source, so everyone can verify their privacy claims.

            You'll be walking down the street and a roastie will be creeped out and ask her brooch "Um who is that" and her device will tell her your full name and scan your phone for memes then recommend she wheelchair her ass away faster.
            It's why people will wear covid masks just to protect privacy in five years or less.

            Think about how these will be used to identify "Nazis" in public gatherings and events. They'll put your face on Jumbotron as you are escorted out to see the automated fire squad.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you tap it like the star trek coms

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great, new smart phone just dropped.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trust
    no
    > J.A.R.V.I.S (Ironman)
    no
    >San Francisco
    no
    >Humane
    why do they call. their company like a flawed freak of nature
    i want my star trek star fleet badge ai device ship computer link thing to be flawless and not humane

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is literally the most retarded thing I’ve ever see

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”Humane, how many times have I said nagger today?”
    >”1,512 exceeding your daily N word pass subscription. You have been charged $150, with a remaining count of 1488”
    >”thank you”

    >”Humane, tell me an antisemetic joke
    >” How many israelites does it take to change a light bulb?”
    >“How many?”
    >”30. One to change the bulb & 29 to discuss it and give contradictory advice to the person changing the bulb.”
    >*sensible chuckle*

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Audio CallingVoice over LTE (VoLTE), 3G
    are they serious
    3G only ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is retarded because 3G networks are being shut down to free up frequencies for 5G

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ya
        Cellular
        Dual Antenna MIMO
        FDD‑LTE (Bands 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 12, 17, 20, 26, 66, 71)
        TDD‑LTE (Bands 38, 41)
        UMTS/HSPA+/DC-HSDPA (850, 900, 1700/2100, 1900, 2100 MHz)
        eSim

        they probably summarized their band range with listing LTE
        not sure why 3G tho

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even understand why people need gadgets like that. I have zero demand for its features and functionality.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    cilantro

    9 min video of a nagger with a speech impediment.
    no thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a cool device
      but i have doubts on the capacitance of the power pack
      people are already accustomed to carrying a smartphone around
      they could have made the device larger with more capacity and probably more computing power
      it seems like a good idea but all the could stuff and soft washed talk about data transpaeency and vague statements about private data and what not are really putting me off
      700$ is okay for a start if it holds their promises and does perform watertight
      if it was unconnected from any online data storage third party service yes
      but like this ? no

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > 87 IQ guy WAOW's over stuff
    its like the Joe Rogan show

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should invent a time machine that you ask questions to and then it goes back to 2012 and googles it and brings you back the results from before google sucked ass.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >simulation
    >matrix
    The redditification of twitter and its consequences...

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is an idiotic product and nobody is going to buy this bullshit lol

    AI isn't powerful enough for something like this yet. Maybe in two times twenty-six more weeks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people already have their phones anyway, the economy is going to shit, food is twice as expensive, gasoline is 4 times as expensive as during the Trump years. Venture capital is drying up too which is a silver lining because a lot of leftoid propagandists are out on their asses now.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks awesome if i made it myself i woukd never trust any of these creeptastic SF types

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