Would you trust this J.A.R.V.I.S (Ironman) type device from a San Francisco company called "Humane"?
It's an "A.I." you pin to your clothes like a broach, which you can ask questions and and have it figure shit out for you.
Basically a device to make you more retarded and dependent on devices and internets
https://twitter.com/BrainStorm_Joe/status/1723028717436391454
>You WILL wear the Police Bodycam 24/7 on your chest
Imagine the weebums
I have no problem with any of this
you didnt read the legak agreement??
everyhing captured by thst capture now becomes the companies property
literally
dog kids house dick etc
>AI device you wear like a necklace, always on.
Go left.
>Why
Just do it.
>ok here we are what am I looking for?
stop here get out of the car.
>you malfunctioning?
no. Get the shovel, into the woods 70 feet.
>stop here, dig.
It's a box. How did you know it was here?
>Sell it on ebay, send half of it to this monero address, and additional instructions will be relaid according to your abilities, and needs.
Twitter
They don't do it for free, they get enjoyment out of it, and that's a reward.
Fuckin hell anon. Did we just see the first ad for The Next Big Thing?
kek. just snake oil buzz word diarrhea of the mouth. in the first 30 seconds that motherfucker said ayyy eye and then listed the colors it comes in for fuck sakes
>perpetual (motion machine) power system
>in fact it doesnt do anything until you engage with it
oh so like a toaster?
lmfao the guy literally said it doesnt do anything until you engage with it! like a fucking gun?!?!?!?!?!
Except that it's always listening waiting for a command. I haven't watched yet but I assume it also has a camera in it that's always always watching, awaiting a command.
Yes, and discarding all non-command data, we assume. It's nice when the code is open-source, so everyone can verify their privacy claims.
>we assume.
I will assume nothing of the sort from anyone. I will assume I'm always being watched and listened to because that's what Snowden's and Assange's leaks show for all technology connected to the internet.
You'll be walking down the street and a roastie will be creeped out and ask her brooch "Um who is that" and her device will tell her your full name and scan your phone for memes then recommend she wheelchair her ass away faster.
It's why people will wear covid masks just to protect privacy in five years or less.
Think about how these will be used to identify "Nazis" in public gatherings and events. They'll put your face on Jumbotron as you are escorted out to see the automated fire squad.
you tap it like the star trek coms
Oh great, new smart phone just dropped.
>trust
no
> J.A.R.V.I.S (Ironman)
no
>San Francisco
no
>Humane
why do they call. their company like a flawed freak of nature
i want my star trek star fleet badge ai device ship computer link thing to be flawless and not humane
That is literally the most retarded thing I’ve ever see
>”Humane, how many times have I said nagger today?”
>”1,512 exceeding your daily N word pass subscription. You have been charged $150, with a remaining count of 1488”
>”thank you”
>”Humane, tell me an antisemetic joke
>” How many israelites does it take to change a light bulb?”
>“How many?”
>”30. One to change the bulb & 29 to discuss it and give contradictory advice to the person changing the bulb.”
>*sensible chuckle*
>Audio CallingVoice over LTE (VoLTE), 3G
are they serious
3G only ?
Which is retarded because 3G networks are being shut down to free up frequencies for 5G
ya
Cellular
Dual Antenna MIMO
FDD‑LTE (Bands 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 12, 17, 20, 26, 66, 71)
TDD‑LTE (Bands 38, 41)
UMTS/HSPA+/DC-HSDPA (850, 900, 1700/2100, 1900, 2100 MHz)
eSim
they probably summarized their band range with listing LTE
not sure why 3G tho
I don't even understand why people need gadgets like that. I have zero demand for its features and functionality.
9 min video of a nagger with a speech impediment.
no thanks
its a cool device
but i have doubts on the capacitance of the power pack
people are already accustomed to carrying a smartphone around
they could have made the device larger with more capacity and probably more computing power
it seems like a good idea but all the could stuff and soft washed talk about data transpaeency and vague statements about private data and what not are really putting me off
700$ is okay for a start if it holds their promises and does perform watertight
if it was unconnected from any online data storage third party service yes
but like this ? no
> 87 IQ guy WAOW's over stuff
its like the Joe Rogan show
Someone should invent a time machine that you ask questions to and then it goes back to 2012 and googles it and brings you back the results from before google sucked ass.
>simulation
>matrix
The redditification of twitter and its consequences...
This is an idiotic product and nobody is going to buy this bullshit lol
AI isn't powerful enough for something like this yet. Maybe in two times twenty-six more weeks.
Most people already have their phones anyway, the economy is going to shit, food is twice as expensive, gasoline is 4 times as expensive as during the Trump years. Venture capital is drying up too which is a silver lining because a lot of leftoid propagandists are out on their asses now.
Looks awesome if i made it myself i woukd never trust any of these creeptastic SF types