63 thoughts on “Would you rather be bald or short?

    • Anonymous says:

      Bald, im 6’5" and im not giving that up for nothing

      I’m inclined to agree. Bald sucks, but you have more control over it than height.

      i’d still get pussy either way

      Bald guys in their 20s don’t heck. Guys who are 5’2” don’t heck in any age group.

          • Anonymous says:

            There is no proof that older women are more forgiving concerning hair.

            don’t be gays. cougars want young confident man. they don’t care about hair. they don’t care about self conscious /fashion/ggots. not even the young ones care if you’re bald. I’m bald and at the gym all the ~~*very*~~ young girls look at me and some even try to speak with me, which I have to obviously ignore.

          • Anonymous says:

            cope stupid, cougars want young guys because they’re not as saggy and bald as their own age group.. heck’s sake

      • Anonymous says:

        >Bald guys in their 20s
        Not true, plenty of 6ft2 bald guys with muscular physiques have no problem piping women in their 20s

        • Anonymous says:

          I’m six two with a huge frame and still get catcalled if I pass by a group of high schoolers in the street, but then again people say I was born to be bald since i look so much better with no hair. In fact I started pulling on the reg after I buzzed my head

  1. Anonymous says:

    Bald, if you’re good looking pulling off the bald look is not hard. The problem is when you start mixing a hand of bad cards, like being bald + short + ugly + whatever at the same time.

  2. Anonymous says:

    im short but handsome and have magnificiant hair.
    Never had a problem getting laid. I do get condescending looks from tall women sometimes but I understand, and don’t give a shit. Baldness seems like a worse curse to me.

  3. Anonymous says:

    How short is short? 5’8” hell yeah I’d have a perpetually full head of hair, but anything below that I’d just embrace the baldness

  4. Anonymous says:

    short bc it would justify me being a dumb spazz and come off as cute instead of me being 5’8” and just coming off as a dumbass

  5. Anonymous says:

    Short any day of the week. Im bald and it sucks, definitely knocks me down a couple of points, whereas if I was short I’d still look cute but just shorter. Bald people cant be cute though and as a bald twink im just disgusting.

    • Anonymous says:

      >no one cares about height
      Were you born on another planet?

      >Bald guys in their 20s
      Not true, plenty of 6ft2 bald guys with muscular physiques have no problem piping women in their 20s

      I’m talking about men of more average height, like 5’9” to 6’0”. How does baldness affect them?

  6. Anonymous says:

    I already am short with a perfect hairline. I like it, personally, the only thing that kinda stings is the fact that I know I can never do a modeling gig, even if I wanted to. 5’6" with a 28in inseam lol

  7. Anonymous says:

    Short would objectively be better. People always look at and approach me because I’m the biggest in the room and that kind of thing doesn’t match my personality at all

  8. Anonymous says:

    Definitely bald. you can just wear a wig or something or get those fake hair implants if you’re desperate. Or you could just get jacked and be the next johnny sins. Being a midge is terminal though, in order to hide that you either wear ridiculous lifts or get that bone breaking leg surgery where you end up looking like the gondola meme.

  9. Anonymous says:

    A bald man can get a hair transplant or wear a wig but short man must cripple themselves if they want too be taller.

    clearly being bald is far better than the eternal hopelessness of being a manlet

    • Anonymous says:

      Definitely bald. you can just wear a wig or something or get those fake hair implants if you’re desperate. Or you could just get jacked and be the next johnny sins. Being a midge is terminal though, in order to hide that you either wear ridiculous lifts or get that bone breaking leg surgery where you end up looking like the gondola meme.

      You can always wear a hat, but good luck wearing stilts bro

      if youre not under 5´6 no one cares about height
      its only virtue signaling online

  10. Anonymous says:

    I mean I’m already 5’4"

    I would say at least I have nice hair but I’m a ginger and God hates gingers lmao

    • Anonymous says:

      some gingers have big dicks and they look even bigger on short people
      lotta brown people want to see your white skin and pink nipples if you get a just for fans page and post topless

  11. Anonymous says:

    I’m already 5’7 and I’d prefer to stay this way than go bald. Both my granddads have full heads of hair so the future is looking good.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Bald. If you are over 6’2 it literally doesn’t matter what you look like in the face there will be women lining up to heck you. I have a extreme nerd friend with no game who is 6’2 and he doesn’t even realize the amount of women who check him out everyday.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Bald.

    Having good hair stops being as important after your 30s where most guys are either stop styling their hair so much or are balding themselves. Besides this, you could just get a hair transplant if you are really that insecure about it.

    There is, however, absolutely no hope for manlets. To this day I haven’t seen a single style that looks better on manlets than it does on taller people. You can’t grow taller no matter how hard you try you’ll always be short.

  14. Anonymous says:

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  15. Anonymous says:

    I am both (lol) and obviously bald. If you are bald, you can just shave it short. It’s fine. If you are short, well you are hecked.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I like being short. As a motor head I don’t have to worry about being too big for small exotic sports cars. I’m also built like a twink so dommy women could be into me ig

  17. Anonymous says:

    I’m bald at 6 feet, well built. I find that women under the age of like 22-23 don’t like it, but I have no problem with women over that age group, and that is ok with me.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I’d rather be a woman since they don’t bald and height doesn’t matter since tall women and short women find love I hate men so much all they do is bully

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