Would the U.K. police accept pooners?

Would the U.K. police accept pooners? I am very power hungry and I think I would make a decent officer doods

I’m also very tall for a pooner (6ft)
So I have that advantage

  1. 2 months ago
    bich ass

    the uk police accept all sorts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is wholesome doods

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in the UK and have no idea why anyone would want to join the police, they're corrupt, they're cringe, and they don't even have guns to shoot innocent kids with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money, simple as.

      I’m so very aware of their corruption, I’ve had family members who worked with the police and they flat out told me not to trust them.

      Put on some muscle and go beat up those labour retards, king, they deserve it.

      Will do king

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's fair, money got me kinda down bad, considering venturing out of my sad hole to work at tesco or something for ffs money

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Money
        >Police
        uh....

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s better than working at Tesco, plus I’ll be working in London

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put on some muscle and go beat up those labour retards, king, they deserve it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should consider moving to Germany. The police here are on a constant power trip and dont do anything of value. You can also occasionally watch and laugh as LGBT people get beaten up in a park.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you hot?
    Once you get the job post pics in uniform im horny ohh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhat, I need to build more muscle in all honesty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mfw you're OP's gf and already working with the police... u aren't gonna get pics of him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shouldn't you be busy harassing people over TV licenses and butterknifes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha, you don't know bonglaw. I'd love to harass ppl for TV licenses and butterknives but sarge would fucking give me a ridiculous payrise.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is why I love you baby boo

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aw thx. I'd accidentally leak my force's custody booking software here but secrets act 🙁

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sadge

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gf and poonbf both posting on /lgbt/
        Wtf cursed relationship

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not cursed, we're both troons and both youngshits. It's just being straight with extra steps.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Blessed relationship

          >very power hungry
          have fun raping and killing civilians to prove you're a real bindy boy now, fuckwad

          I will anon, don’t worry. I’ll rape extra civilians for you

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a police force in the western world that doesn't accept afabs?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >very power hungry
    have fun raping and killing civilians to prove you're a real bindy boy now, fuckwad

  8. 2 months ago
    future wife

    >police accept pooners? I am very power hungry
    i hate cops.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're cucked 🙂

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to get out of this country so fucking badly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay anon, if I’m trapped on this shithole Everyone else should be

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naw buddy, I'm going over to visit my American auntie and uncle soon and I'm going to negotiate getting a job and moving over there permanently with them when I'm there. No way am I staying here much longer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucky fucker, I would kill to get out of here. But since I’m stuck here I have to cope

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I might not be able to but it's my only hope, my Mother says that if I had to get over there in an emergency then they'd get me over there for sure. My Mother isn't keen on me going at all but she says she'll support me if I go. I need to send my passport away and apy for an esta before I get on the plane.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              God speed you anon, leave this shithole asap

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks man, it's probably going to be a few months at least though until I can get my passport renewed, the esta applied for and the flight booked but yeah I'm getting out of here and I'm hoping to God I can negotiate being able to live there permanently and becoming a citizen with them while I'm over there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would kill to do that, good luck

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this reminds me of the time i went walking past a parade and i clocked one of the policemen guarding it as ftm

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no ftm cop abusing his powers to violate my mtf body

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's my BF, fuck off.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >power
    >uk police force
    how cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Isnt the uk police worthless? (Does nothing with the stabbings, rape grouos, hate attacks to lgbt, etc). Seems like no power, no fun and a bunch of responsabilities.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASED THREAD. Get those muslims

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get those muslims
      >in the UK
      apex kek

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they legally can't not, trannies are a protected category (technically the category for tranners is "has, or wants to, have SRS" so just pretend you want it if you don't already, if the topic ever comes up)
    enjoy your AAP and go pepper spray some peacefully-assembling women at a vigil, i believe in you lil pooner!

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to join police in general in the first place?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To protect and serve

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you get lucky bro

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're really a 6ft tall pooner I hate you and hope you kill yourself

    t. 5'4 pooner

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get gud

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will sign a petition for you to be let in if you promise to push me against a police car and pretend to arrest me. Twice, I want to obey the first time, then struggle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll consider it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very well then~

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a rapist or a racist to be in the police so choose which one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m the latter already.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you're a FtM?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at my flag and the post I made. Is it not obvious

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I just wanted to confirm.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough, are you a tourist?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I just see a lot of people larping as being FtM when they're not is all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can post my testosterone vial to prove I’m not larping as ftm if you want

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go ahead.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 foot
    >pooner
    Please let me suck your tdick and also marry me ty

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be taken seriously or be seen as a real man. Expect to be ridiculed and rightly mocked should you join the cops

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