my kids needed to have their cameras too during online school
they used a small strip of clear Tesa (or any other clear tape) and put it over their camera
makes the image quite blurry and the teachers couldn't complain because they had no alternative camera for them
on another note
fpbp
just update your LinkedIn profile and change the company
Companies are now complaining that they don't have enough employee turnover so they're now engaging in "bump" activities to encourage more people to quit. They don't even care who quits, they just want more turnover (which is really headcount reduction since they don't actually hire replacements).
not that anon, but it's true. It happens in non tech jobs all the time as well. Why continue paying top dollar and included benefits to 50 employees when you could get the same amount of work done by only having 10 of the original 50 employees and a bunch of super underpaid temps? My job personally had internal management tactics leaked because they were discussing ways on being able to lean on union workers to get them to retaliate. Then management would be within their rights to slap them with various punishments until that person gets fired.
>i let companies financially rape me
You're a fucking weird person
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>i'm so poor i would rather save a few dollars than be comfortable
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Fuck profiteering energy companies
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>not heating home with natural gas
Making my house 80F all winter probably costs less than the amount of washing detergent and water used to wash clothes. Nakedanon might be onto something.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
By that logic, you should be shoving a butt plug up your ass, since some people find that more comfortable than not having something in their ass.
But something tells me the reason you don't do that isn't related to not being able to afford a butt plug.
Or am I wrong?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's how real men do it. Comfortable is for sissies
Poorchads stay winnig
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What type of fucking 4th world shitwholes does LULZ live in?
By that logic, you should be shoving a butt plug up your ass, since some people find that more comfortable than not having something in their ass.
But something tells me the reason you don't do that isn't related to not being able to afford a butt plug.
Or am I wrong?
If you wanna wear a buttplug just do it and stop projecting fag
>i'm so poor i would rather save a few dollars than be comfortable
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
>not heating home with natural gas
Making my house 80F all winter probably costs less than the amount of washing detergent and water used to wash clothes. Nakedanon might be onto something.
I don't think my furnace is even powerful enough to run my house up to the mid-80s in the dead of winter when it's around 0F outside, and if it is I'd be looking at several hundred a month in gas bills
big nothingburger
worst case if software and hardware locked you can setup a mirror mechanism to an always on screen with a video on loop
always secure your freedoms
I don't see how choosing between working from home or driving into the office is equal to choosing between an action universally deemed repugnant and refraining from taking that action. Maybe you should get a reality check, unlike you, most people aren't coprophages.
I would instantly bail on my current company if I had the chance to work fully remote with an always-on camera requirement. Are you kidding me? Oh no, my boss will notice I get up sometimes to make coffee, or take a shit, or do some stretches. They can fully see me in the offices when I'm physically present. They can see me during meetings. I don't see why they shouldn't see me 8 hours a day. >muh privacy
Use a curtain. >I want to slack off
They can't see your monitor. You have your own PC other than their work provided laptop. Use it to play games or watch shows. >I want to slack off away from desk
Normalfag problem, can't be me. The worst I do when I work from home is buying groceries. If anyone asks where am I, I just say I'm in the bathroom.
Cope bootlicker normalfag.
[...]
Some people are into scat. Some people are into commuting in heavy traffic and spending 8 hours among scum that talk loudly and bring their children or dogs to the office.
Are you not reading what he posted, or do you not understand what an 'option' means? I can work from home or go into an office and I enjoy being able to go into the office. The office is under 10 minutes away by motorcycle, it's a big comfy coworking space with nice amenities, and my desk is set up all comfy. If I work from home, sometimes I get sucked into home-chores more than working or have other things come up, but it's more than that. Not leaving your house for days on end starts to feel real stale, having a space of your own that isn't inside your house provides another option.
The """option""" in practical terms is a dogwhistle for "hey we have this important meeting (not really) so please show up". This is why I'm ranting even about the "option". I'm a hybrid cuck. Office was an option when I started here. Guess what fucking happened because of idiots like you?
The vast majority of remote positions will not shut the door in your face if you show up to their offices if you really want that option. >If I work from home, sometimes I get sucked into home-chores more than working or have other things come up
Retard issue >Not leaving your house for days on end starts to feel real stale,
Incel issue. Get a fucking life. Take a hike. Get a girlfriend. If you don't get to leave your house because work doesn't force you, that is your problem. You have bigger issues in life to depend on work for leaving your house. >having a space of your own that isn't inside your house provides another option.
When I'm remote, I have infinite options. I can work from any public library. I can work from a park or from inside a homeless shelter.
the problem is i want you in the office by default because i dont want to email you questions
typing them out takes too much waste of time
its easier to just go work with your colleague
I would instantly bail on my current company if I had the chance to work fully remote with an always-on camera requirement. Are you kidding me? Oh no, my boss will notice I get up sometimes to make coffee, or take a shit, or do some stretches. They can fully see me in the offices when I'm physically present. They can see me during meetings. I don't see why they shouldn't see me 8 hours a day. >muh privacy
Use a curtain. >I want to slack off
They can't see your monitor. You have your own PC other than their work provided laptop. Use it to play games or watch shows. >I want to slack off away from desk
Normalfag problem, can't be me. The worst I do when I work from home is buying groceries. If anyone asks where am I, I just say I'm in the bathroom.
Cope bootlicker normalfag.
I don't see how choosing between working from home or driving into the office is equal to choosing between an action universally deemed repugnant and refraining from taking that action. Maybe you should get a reality check, unlike you, most people aren't coprophages.
Some people are into scat. Some people are into commuting in heavy traffic and spending 8 hours among scum that talk loudly and bring their children or dogs to the office.
I don't even work from home and my company was trying to do 24/7 surveillance on workers via body cams like fucking cops. We work in a warehouse and drive forklifts. They bought a shit load of of cams and we all just refused to wear them, simple as.
I work from home, boss lets me work my own hours. Usually I workout before the sun sets at 4 PM in the winter. Company spends about $4k a year each to fly out to a retreat. 25 paid days off a yr, boss doesn't really care where I work but I stay home to save 90% of income
>record an hour of yourself in front of the pc. >loop it >play it back over Webcam
>somebody video calls you or you join a meeting >your lips don't move when you speak >Your typing sounds are odd
Or >you pick up and you're not wearing the same clothes you were 3 seconds ago or were on the meeting earlier in the day
If you join a meeting you'd have to kill your video feed to connect it to the new meeting anyway.
Or just don't accept an video call.
Why would your typing sound over the mic? Is it that sensitive.
And you can record multiple video loops as well with different clothes.
Nobody cares though
There's some chinese HDMI USB capture cards that pretend to be a cheap webcam. You can use one of those in case you're not able to run software solutions for webcame faking.
Uhm, anon, why is this unsafe device plugged into the computer? We only allow company hardware. Your laptop has a built-in camera, please use that. If it does not work, please contact the IT department :^)
Here in this thirdie shithole you could just say you can't afford the data costs to stream that long. Don't know what excuse works if you are a firstie,
it is insane the shit people tolerate in white collar jobs in 2023, basically steering human evolution into favoring the most bootlicking little eichmann pieces of shit you've ever seen
>basically steering human evolution into favoring the most bootlicking little eichmann pieces of shit you've ever seen
this is the 21st century in a nutshell
I work from home for $50/h. My setup is like this >work issued laptop on left side of desk >my PC on the right under the desk >monitor in the middle >have an HDMI switch for the screen and USB switch for the keyboard/house sharing input from both machines >work with 2 screens (laptop being one of them) for 20 minutes >hit the switches and swap to my PC >fuck around for 2 hours >someone messages/calls >instantly flip back to work mode >do another 20 minutes of work >switch back
I was even paranoid about monitoring software so I tried to make it look like I'm working (wiggling touchpad, alt+tabbing through documents) but I guess they just don't.
Feels good man
Just let them watch you masturbate. Embrace voyerism. Shit is hot. They can't fire you for jerking off in your own home when you're not on their time. >look you wanted it always on, this is what I do when I'm clocked out. I drink and jerk my cock to tranny porn.
Make them uncomfortable.
it's a sign of a dying company, just run away
my kids needed to have their cameras too during online school
they used a small strip of clear Tesa (or any other clear tape) and put it over their camera
makes the image quite blurry and the teachers couldn't complain because they had no alternative camera for them
on another note
fpbp
just update your LinkedIn profile and change the company
Listen to this poster. gl anon.
Companies are now complaining that they don't have enough employee turnover so they're now engaging in "bump" activities to encourage more people to quit. They don't even care who quits, they just want more turnover (which is really headcount reduction since they don't actually hire replacements).
You are lying.
start looking for a new job
not that anon, but it's true. It happens in non tech jobs all the time as well. Why continue paying top dollar and included benefits to 50 employees when you could get the same amount of work done by only having 10 of the original 50 employees and a bunch of super underpaid temps? My job personally had internal management tactics leaked because they were discussing ways on being able to lean on union workers to get them to retaliate. Then management would be within their rights to slap them with various punishments until that person gets fired.
McKinsey management strat hate those fuckers
He is 100% right, you stupid moron.
huh, i thought high employee turnover is bad
This is true. Its allways shitty/dying companies that focus on fucking with the employees and doing obedience tests.
This. It's cheaper to get you to quit than to fire you and pay unemployment.
bump
just tell them that your camera doesn't work, and that they should provide you with a new work computer
So like this? https://youtu.be/R9tpdfWpSow?si=sBFEKCifnF7Pttad
Good, fuck you. You'll be like those fuckers at starbucks who have a camera always on them.
OBS virtual camera
imagine being a slave of israelites
My home has an always naked policy
doesn't that get chilly in the winter?
no we have heating in my country
Wearing clothing to keep warm is much cheaper than putting on the central heating thoughever
im not poor so that's not something i care about
>i let companies financially rape me
You're a fucking weird person
>i'm so poor i would rather save a few dollars than be comfortable
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
Fuck profiteering energy companies
>not heating home with natural gas
Making my house 80F all winter probably costs less than the amount of washing detergent and water used to wash clothes. Nakedanon might be onto something.
By that logic, you should be shoving a butt plug up your ass, since some people find that more comfortable than not having something in their ass.
But something tells me the reason you don't do that isn't related to not being able to afford a butt plug.
Or am I wrong?
That's how real men do it. Comfortable is for sissies
Poorchads stay winnig
What type of fucking 4th world shitwholes does LULZ live in?
If you wanna wear a buttplug just do it and stop projecting fag
I don't think my furnace is even powerful enough to run my house up to the mid-80s in the dead of winter when it's around 0F outside, and if it is I'd be looking at several hundred a month in gas bills
If you comply with this you are a mega bitch.
Record yourself working for an hour and set up a virtual camera in OBS that plays that video. Boom done
You are going to make it
Point a laser directly at the camera
> work normally for a week while recording yourself
> next week you just playback all that footage randomly (except during meetings obviously)
No especially during meetings. Nobody will know.
big nothingburger
worst case if software and hardware locked you can setup a mirror mechanism to an always on screen with a video on loop
always secure your freedoms
Illegal in the first world.
https://www.hcamag.com/us/specialization/employment-law/tech-firm-fined-for-firing-worker-who-refused-to-open-webcam/423734
No, it is legal in most US states
>No, it is legal in most US states
>Illegal in the first world.
I see no contradiction there.
ha-ha.
The US is 3rd world.
>always-on camera policy
That's mainly a no-notice resignation issue, the way I understand it.
Lol, it's a good time to find a new position then. I can't imagine that will be working out for them.
WFH itself is not liberating. Being able to choose, ideally on short notice, whether to work from home or drive into office is what's liberating.
You always have choice. You could eat your own shit right now or not. Liberating.
I don't see how choosing between working from home or driving into the office is equal to choosing between an action universally deemed repugnant and refraining from taking that action. Maybe you should get a reality check, unlike you, most people aren't coprophages.
>WFH itself is not liberating
Yes, it is. It is fucking amazing, and it solves the biggest problem in working as a whole.
Are you not reading what he posted, or do you not understand what an 'option' means? I can work from home or go into an office and I enjoy being able to go into the office. The office is under 10 minutes away by motorcycle, it's a big comfy coworking space with nice amenities, and my desk is set up all comfy. If I work from home, sometimes I get sucked into home-chores more than working or have other things come up, but it's more than that. Not leaving your house for days on end starts to feel real stale, having a space of your own that isn't inside your house provides another option.
The """option""" in practical terms is a dogwhistle for "hey we have this important meeting (not really) so please show up". This is why I'm ranting even about the "option". I'm a hybrid cuck. Office was an option when I started here. Guess what fucking happened because of idiots like you?
The vast majority of remote positions will not shut the door in your face if you show up to their offices if you really want that option.
>If I work from home, sometimes I get sucked into home-chores more than working or have other things come up
Retard issue
>Not leaving your house for days on end starts to feel real stale,
Incel issue. Get a fucking life. Take a hike. Get a girlfriend. If you don't get to leave your house because work doesn't force you, that is your problem. You have bigger issues in life to depend on work for leaving your house.
>having a space of your own that isn't inside your house provides another option.
When I'm remote, I have infinite options. I can work from any public library. I can work from a park or from inside a homeless shelter.
>Incel issue.
Incel website. Go hike your trail or fuck your girlfriend. We don't want your kind here.
the problem is i want you in the office by default because i dont want to email you questions
typing them out takes too much waste of time
its easier to just go work with your colleague
That changes nothing because you're still going to waste my time with pointless meetings.
>and it solves the biggest problem in working as a whole.
Having to work?
I would instantly bail on my current company if I had the chance to work fully remote with an always-on camera requirement. Are you kidding me? Oh no, my boss will notice I get up sometimes to make coffee, or take a shit, or do some stretches. They can fully see me in the offices when I'm physically present. They can see me during meetings. I don't see why they shouldn't see me 8 hours a day.
>muh privacy
Use a curtain.
>I want to slack off
They can't see your monitor. You have your own PC other than their work provided laptop. Use it to play games or watch shows.
>I want to slack off away from desk
Normalfag problem, can't be me. The worst I do when I work from home is buying groceries. If anyone asks where am I, I just say I'm in the bathroom.
Cope bootlicker normalfag.
Some people are into scat. Some people are into commuting in heavy traffic and spending 8 hours among scum that talk loudly and bring their children or dogs to the office.
they're trying to induce people to quit instead of doing layoffs
I don't even work from home and my company was trying to do 24/7 surveillance on workers via body cams like fucking cops. We work in a warehouse and drive forklifts. They bought a shit load of of cams and we all just refused to wear them, simple as.
NPC ass response
wrong thread
This is for the insurance companies. Everything on video so they can deny injury claims and fuck their employees in court.
I work from home, boss lets me work my own hours. Usually I workout before the sun sets at 4 PM in the winter. Company spends about $4k a year each to fly out to a retreat. 25 paid days off a yr, boss doesn't really care where I work but I stay home to save 90% of income
Mine tried doing that and it was mostly the stinky poos wouldn't comply, eventually everyone except a few leads/PMs stopped a few months later
Your boss is going to see you picking your nose
but they have those fake ai things now, just make a virtual you pretending to "work".
>somebody video calls you or you join a meeting
>your lips don't move when you speak
>Your typing sounds are odd
Or
>you pick up and you're not wearing the same clothes you were 3 seconds ago or were on the meeting earlier in the day
Moron.
If you join a meeting you'd have to kill your video feed to connect it to the new meeting anyway.
Or just don't accept an video call.
Why would your typing sound over the mic? Is it that sensitive.
And you can record multiple video loops as well with different clothes.
Nobody cares though
>record an hour of yourself in front of the pc.
>loop it
>play it back over Webcam
wtf why
There's some chinese HDMI USB capture cards that pretend to be a cheap webcam. You can use one of those in case you're not able to run software solutions for webcame faking.
Uhm, anon, why is this unsafe device plugged into the computer? We only allow company hardware. Your laptop has a built-in camera, please use that. If it does not work, please contact the IT department :^)
Here in this thirdie shithole you could just say you can't afford the data costs to stream that long. Don't know what excuse works if you are a firstie,
>just spoof the webcam and insert a loop of you sitting there, typing, and occasionally picking your nose or masturbating.
Lawsuit
it is insane the shit people tolerate in white collar jobs in 2023, basically steering human evolution into favoring the most bootlicking little eichmann pieces of shit you've ever seen
>basically steering human evolution into favoring the most bootlicking little eichmann pieces of shit you've ever seen
this is the 21st century in a nutshell
They don't reproduce though.
And requiring fedbucks to exist is not remotely new to the system.
You don't have to insult nazis. They wouldn't do this shit.
quit your fuckin job
don't put up with this shit
the more power you give them, the more they will take
some things are more important than financial stability
Have fun with it. Get a green screen and make it look like you're always in a jungle or on the moon or some other shit.
>working in it in 20xx
enjoy building your own cage slaves
F
no more coding in pajamas
I work from home for $50/h. My setup is like this
>work issued laptop on left side of desk
>my PC on the right under the desk
>monitor in the middle
>have an HDMI switch for the screen and USB switch for the keyboard/house sharing input from both machines
>work with 2 screens (laptop being one of them) for 20 minutes
>hit the switches and swap to my PC
>fuck around for 2 hours
>someone messages/calls
>instantly flip back to work mode
>do another 20 minutes of work
>switch back
I was even paranoid about monitoring software so I tried to make it look like I'm working (wiggling touchpad, alt+tabbing through documents) but I guess they just don't.
Feels good man
This is literally me. We have the same setup.
what the fuck? who are you and what do you want posting my pictures in public?
Your camera is always on now, remember?
Go. to. work.
Anons how about recording a video of yourself once and somehow emulating a data to a real camera?
>0 reading comprehension
Yes, OP being a homosexuals and everyone telling him he is a homosexuals means that everyone is a homosexual.
Just say you won't do it, and if they insist just resign.
They want code and you want money, that was the deal. Why would you slave for them?
Just let them watch you masturbate. Embrace voyerism. Shit is hot. They can't fire you for jerking off in your own home when you're not on their time.
>look you wanted it always on, this is what I do when I'm clocked out. I drink and jerk my cock to tranny porn.
Make them uncomfortable.