Women Now Marrying their Dogs

>A fed-up former model who says she "done with men" plans to marry her pet dog after going on 220 failed dates.

The final cope for modern women. Is there anything we can do to prevent more women from ending up this way?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick she married my best friend bros..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I give it a year before she files a divorce with him.
    Also she could have just fricked the dog in secret, she didn't have to announce it to the world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do u divorce a dog lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you falsely accuse it of abusive behaviour then take it to the cleaners in family court

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not if the dog sues her for divorce first, or for marrying him against his will...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be woman.
      >be white.
      >marry dog for attention.
      >but...the woman is a b***h just like 99.9999% of women.
      >divorce dog husbando.
      >take dog to family court.
      >demand alimony from dog.
      >judge be super confused.
      >remind judge that you are a woman.
      >judge remembers his job.
      >gives you all the alimony.
      >21 million dollars per month for life.
      >dog can't pay.
      >frick it, make that dog man up.
      >dog still can't pay.
      >dog isn't man enough to pay you.
      >send dog to jail.
      >no jails for dogs.
      >euthanize dog.
      >Peta reeess.
      >remind peta that you are a woman.
      >if dog can't pay alimony then women's rights go back 70 years.
      >peta shuts the frick up.
      >dog still can't pay alimony.
      >dog gets euthanized.
      The dog's fate is still preferable to living as a modern man in the shithole that is current year USA.

      • 2 years ago
        son of nun

        >Peta
        hates dogs

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s obviously the problem. Most likely infertile and diseased.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU
    JUST
    KNOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude she announced it to her fricking parents. Marriages must be consummated to be legit.

      95% of white women at least, are unsalvageable dumpster fires.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the problem is that none of those men had a dog dick.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You might say she tied the knot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you carlos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best Carlos post I've seen in 3 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have a you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Sage you dumb fuck niggers
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For fricks sake, Carlos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a nephew named Carlos. I wish he is as cool as you, Carlos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This post belongs in the archives
      It must be preserved for future generations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gives a whole new meaning to tied the knot

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >after going on 220 failed dates.
    and it doesnt occur to her that SHE is the problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can you even say that? Those men literally forced her to marry her dog because they were scared of commitment like most men are.

      That's how many women end up lost. Pic related.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, who would have thought that Maddow looked frickable at one point? Definitely not hot, but frickable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Left: a pity lay when I'm ass blasted drunk.
        Right: laying with it is an abomination in the sight of God.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading a pamphlet by a woman about how to get fricked by a dog. Apparently they've got some kind of knob or barb on their penis so they can't retract once their in, i.e there's no last minute backing out with a dog.

    Also:
    >220 failed relationships
    >Never her fault

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have a bit that swells up so they get stuck in the b***h (knotted) and it prevents any other males from fricking the ((dog)). Can last for hours

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plans to marry her pet dog after going on 220 failed dates
    you'd think after the first date she'd get rid of the dog

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at least she didn't marry a pitbull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the golden wont be happy when the pit babies start coming out

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least she married a white dog. She's an improvement over the average amerimutt.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good boy, finally made an honest woman out of her

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dogpill proved once again, incels are never wrong

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like she took the dogpill:

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Bible predicted this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True, in the last days lawlessness would increase. Just remember, no matter how fricked up you are, at least you never fricked a dog...like white women have.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have less respect for coalburners over women that frick dogs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, doubtlessly. If I had a gun to my head and I had to choose between a Black personfricker and a dogfricker, it would be a hard toss up between the dogfricker and the bullet into the brain.

          Sorry Black personfricker prostitutes: your place is dead last. Death is preferable to talking to you, much less pretending that your vag doesn't have 20 different strains of herpes in it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going for a free dinner and leaving isn't considered a failed date

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >220 failed relationships
    So she rode the wiener carousel 220 times.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't marriages have to be consummated? How is it even a marriage if it's not a sexual relationship?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My sweet, innocent Ausbro, the marriage was indeed consummated. What? You thought these glorified prostitutes had standards?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >220 failed dates.
    That's a lot of poor choices, she should probably have her cluster B disorder medicated and she might have a shot at an average guy on his 2nd divorce.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >marry dog
    >dog dies or divorce happens
    >dog can't pay alimony
    Dogbros not like this...

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how will the judicial branch force this dog to pay her alimony?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but loving siblings can't
    frick this gay earth

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wolves lick eachhothers mouths to communicate respect and/or submission.
      To see it or interpret it any other way is demented.
      You are dysgenic. You shouldn't exist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only a subhuman wouldn't understand the concept of satire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yiff in hell furgay, your kind were banished from this place long ago.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick

      What the frick she married my best friend bros..

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BCC

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Common IT guy

    Bitches be b***hes.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For fricks sake, i have to compete with 6' + chads now i have to compete with 4 legged chads?
    Im just gonna go off myself i guess rip my white genetics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew 19:12
      Let he who can receive this word receive it.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KNOTTED.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a handsome dog...what's the problem?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you fail 220 relationships there is a good chance you are the problem

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then who paid for the wedding?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And here we go. Next is pedophilia, then necrophilia until we get right back to human sacrifice!

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will she take the dog's dog house in the divorce?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She should hook up with the German guy who married his dying cat.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dogs cannot consent

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No man i know would marry a woman that marries dogs. Or dates 200 different ment... that is disgusting, this woman is a sociopath.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was a werewolf so I could frick a beastiality-addicted b***h all the time.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EPHESIANS 5
    22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

    23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

    24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

    1 TIMOTHY 2
    11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

    12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

    13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

    14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

    15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

    1 CORINTHIANS 11
    7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

    8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.

    9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

    1 PETER 3
    1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

    2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

    3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

    4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

    5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

    6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

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