Women Now Marrying their Dogs


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>A fed-up former model who says she "done with men" plans to marry her pet dog after going on 220 failed dates.

The final cope for modern women. Is there anything we can do to prevent more women from ending up this way?

https://www.irishmirror.ie/tv/morning-fans-shock-woman-reveals-18799045

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck she married my best friend bros..

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give it a year before she files a divorce with him.
    Also she could have just fucked the dog in secret, she didn't have to announce it to the world.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do u divorce a dog lmfao

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you falsely accuse it of abusive behaviour then take it to the cleaners in family court

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if the dog sues her for divorce first, or for marrying him against his will...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be woman.
      >be white.
      >marry dog for attention.
      >but...the woman is a bitch just like 99.9999% of women.
      >divorce dog husbando.
      >take dog to family court.
      >demand alimony from dog.
      >judge be super confused.
      >remind judge that you are a woman.
      >judge remembers his job.
      >gives you all the alimony.
      >21 million dollars per month for life.
      >dog can't pay.
      >fuck it, make that dog man up.
      >dog still can't pay.
      >dog isn't man enough to pay you.
      >send dog to jail.
      >no jails for dogs.
      >euthanize dog.
      >Peta reeess.
      >remind peta that you are a woman.
      >if dog can't pay alimony then women's rights go back 70 years.
      >peta shuts the fuck up.
      >dog still can't pay alimony.
      >dog gets euthanized.
      The dog's fate is still preferable to living as a modern man in the shithole that is current year USA.

      • 6 months ago
        son of nun

        >Peta
        hates dogs

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s obviously the problem. Most likely infertile and diseased.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU
    JUST
    KNOW

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude she announced it to her fucking parents. Marriages must be consummated to be legit.

      95% of white women at least, are unsalvageable dumpster fires.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the problem is that none of those men had a dog dick.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might say she tied the knot

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you carlos

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best Carlos post I've seen in 3 years

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have a you

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Sage you dumb fuck niggers
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For fucks sake, Carlos.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a nephew named Carlos. I wish he is as cool as you, Carlos.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post belongs in the archives
      It must be preserved for future generations.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gives a whole new meaning to tied the knot

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >after going on 220 failed dates.
    and it doesnt occur to her that SHE is the problem?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you even say that? Those men literally forced her to marry her dog because they were scared of commitment like most men are.

      That's how many women end up lost. Pic related.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, who would have thought that Maddow looked fuckable at one point? Definitely not hot, but fuckable.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Left: a pity lay when I'm ass blasted drunk.
        Right: laying with it is an abomination in the sight of God.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading a pamphlet by a woman about how to get fucked by a dog. Apparently they've got some kind of knob or barb on their penis so they can't retract once their in, i.e there's no last minute backing out with a dog.

    Also:
    >220 failed relationships
    >Never her fault

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have a bit that swells up so they get stuck in the bitch (knotted) and it prevents any other males from fucking the ((dog)). Can last for hours

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plans to marry her pet dog after going on 220 failed dates
    you'd think after the first date she'd get rid of the dog

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least she didn't marry a pitbull

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the golden wont be happy when the pit babies start coming out

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least she married a white dog. She's an improvement over the average amerimutt.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    good boy, finally made an honest woman out of her

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogpill proved once again, incels are never wrong

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like she took the dogpill:

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Bible predicted this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, in the last days lawlessness would increase. Just remember, no matter how fucked up you are, at least you never fucked a dog...like white women have.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have less respect for coalburners over women that fuck dogs.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, doubtlessly. If I had a gun to my head and I had to choose between a naggerfucker and a dogfucker, it would be a hard toss up between the dogfucker and the bullet into the brain.

          Sorry naggerfucker whores: your place is dead last. Death is preferable to talking to you, much less pretending that your vag doesn't have 20 different strains of herpes in it.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going for a free dinner and leaving isn't considered a failed date

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >220 failed relationships
    So she rode the cock carousel 220 times.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't marriages have to be consummated? How is it even a marriage if it's not a sexual relationship?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My sweet, innocent Ausbro, the marriage was indeed consummated. What? You thought these glorified prostitutes had standards?

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >220 failed dates.
    That's a lot of poor choices, she should probably have her cluster B disorder medicated and she might have a shot at an average guy on his 2nd divorce.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marry dog
    >dog dies or divorce happens
    >dog can't pay alimony
    Dogbros not like this...

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how will the judicial branch force this dog to pay her alimony?

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    but loving siblings can't
    fuck this gay earth

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wolves lick eachhothers mouths to communicate respect and/or submission.
      To see it or interpret it any other way is demented.
      You are dysgenic. You shouldn't exist.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only a subhuman wouldn't understand the concept of satire.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yiff in hell furfag, your kind were banished from this place long ago.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck

      What the fuck she married my best friend bros..

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BCC

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 6 months ago
    Common IT guy

    Bitches be bitches.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For fucks sake, i have to compete with 6' + chads now i have to compete with 4 legged chads?
    Im just gonna go off myself i guess rip my white genetics.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew 19:12
      Let he who can receive this word receive it.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KNOTTED.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a handsome dog...what's the problem?

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you fail 220 relationships there is a good chance you are the problem

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then who paid for the wedding?

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    And here we go. Next is pedophilia, then necrophilia until we get right back to human sacrifice!

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will she take the dog's dog house in the divorce?

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should hook up with the German guy who married his dying cat.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogs cannot consent

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No man i know would marry a woman that marries dogs. Or dates 200 different ment... that is disgusting, this woman is a sociopath.

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was a werewolf so I could fuck a beastiality-addicted bitch all the time.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    EPHESIANS 5
    22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

    23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

    24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

    1 TIMOTHY 2
    11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

    12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

    13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

    14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

    15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

    1 CORINTHIANS 11
    7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

    8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.

    9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

    1 PETER 3
    1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

    2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

    3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

    4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

    5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

    6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

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