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Without looking it up, tell me this character's name and what they did in the movie.

Without looking it up, tell me this character's name and what they did in the movie.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Glup Shitto

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe slept with JJ Abrams or were close friends with him or something.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helmet Mchelmetface, she sat on my face

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yabo Blipgop

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Samus Aran from Metroid

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zeek Marek

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daft punk. He makes shitty music

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zori Bliss. Don't know what she did in the movie since I've never watched it and never will.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I guess we're just good with names.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does help that I collect Star Wars toys and have seen her on clearance multiple times.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. What were the worst Star Wars peg warmers? Rose, Finn, Rey...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. Plus Jannah, Jyn Erso, and Lando.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    easy, that's Daft Punk. He played the montage music during Darth Vader's training montage

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Purple Ranger

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keri Russell from antlers

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zorii Bliss, did fuck all, was there for like 2 minutes.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't she get beat up by Rey then said she liked her and gave her a macguffin

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the crimson cooter
    >had a nice ass and a sultry voice
    what do I win

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't this bitch give them the key to get off the evil capitalism planet in the last jedi?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fl'durthu Gigglebrax the expert in Uranian eschatology of course who could forget?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zori Bliss. One of a handful of female characters added to the final movie for no reason.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thee Roket Ear
    They/Them

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was helmet girl, and what she did was to look kinda sexy while wearing a helmet.

    I am technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zari bliss, I think she's a tsundere like love interest for Poe, but I have never seen the movie.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt it like Jazz or Bazz or Jaden or something dumb

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was Oscar Isaac's ex girlfriend.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Orlan Zippo. She's an intern on the deathstar. Famed for doing the coffee run in under twelve parsecs.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whore Slutto
    She polished Poe Dameron's knob

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zori bliss she helped take c3po to babu frick to get hacked so he could reveal the location of exagol.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zori Bliss. I remember because her helmet is cool. Same reason I knew unimportant side character Boba Fett before he got his own show.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the guy that made One More Time

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Ziv Zulander, ZZ for short.
    She fights against the Corp.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zaxby Zydeco?
    Zora Neale Hurston?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daft Punk.
    Handed the MacGuffin to the main characters so they can escape to find another MacGuffin.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skippy McDippy.
    She was another character who told Rey how cool she was in case the audience was beginning to have doubts.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zorri Bliss
    managed to escape a planet getting death star'd somehow

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zorri Bliss I believe. She gave the token that gave poe access.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I have not watched any star wars content since disney took over. However, I know about the plot of the force awakens and make fun of JJ Abrams lack of understanding of cosmic distances and perspective.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how anyone can't just burst out laughing at the absurdity of this scene and how much of an imbecile JJ is. He did the same stupid thing in star trek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, didn't Abrams Star Trek also have a pivotal "characters look up in the sky and watch a planet explode in another solar system in real time" thing?

      How the fuck has the guy made two major space franchises when he literally doesn't know what a light year is? For that matter, what could his IQ possibly be if he doesn't know what a light year is?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, Spock is marooned on some random planet who knows where, but can easily see AND HEAR vulcan being destroyed in the sky.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WORSE
          Spock sees this from Vulcan's moon but we learn in TNG, directly from Spock himself that Vulcan has no moons

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, TOS not TNG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't movies look cinematic anymore? Tarantino was right.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zorch Kerfluffle and they were a friend of the director so they gave the macguffin to the heroes so they could do the thing

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek it seems like plenty of people know who this is. op is a homosexual as usual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know what her name was but it doesn't mean i give a shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't ask. op is a homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i didn't ask for your gay little reply

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's that lady from that movie

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She'll be in one of those cartoon shows, bridging the gap to the dreaded ST. It's over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, seems like we were lucky. It's probably not the same character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sequels take place too far in the future and she's too young. Any cartoon she appears in would need to be during the sequel era anyway, like Resistance.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > zori bliss
    > gave poe the special coin that he used to get into the imperial ship 5 minutes later then cucked him at the end for no reason

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zal something. I got the red Lego y wing for Xmas, she came with it. Put this character back in the box tho.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Boba Fett
    He was a bounty hunter that got eaten by a giant vagina

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daft Punk

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with Star Wars and having the cool looking characters that do nothing? Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Captain Phasma, Zorii Bliss

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    produce some sick french house

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hugh G. Rection

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's doomcock

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Felicity and she was Poe Dameron's ex-gf.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Without looking it up, tell me this Star Wars alien's name and what she did in the movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know but i wanna coom, im gonna need a source

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Senni Tonnika, with her sister Brea behind.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zori Bliss
    They helped Poe do shit on some planet.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coolhelmet Strongfemale. In the movie she was a device to show that Goodpilot Handsomeface had a problematic past, and to hand him a Thing that let him move to the next scene. Behind the scenes it was hoped that Coolhelmet would duplicate the success of her predecessor Armorguy Bob from Episode V and sell a lot of action figures.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally watched Rise of Skywalker the other day. Was an utter slog. That said, it was weird how fucking everything from The Last Jedi got reconned.

    >Snoke
    >Luke's saber
    >Hyperspace ramming
    >Rey's parents
    >Kylo's mask
    >Rose's existence

    It did in fact come very, very close to just outright declaring "The Last Jedi didn't happen"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is what happens when a committee of females try to please everybody without taking any risks while also trying to salvage an absolute mess of a trilogy that nobody bothered to plot out before filming started.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's what happens when you don't have a single director for a trilogy, and try to get three directors to somehow put out quality when they don't make an overall plan, don't talk to each other, and just shit out something then assume the next guy will make it work. Rian retconned, closed off or didn't use most of JJ's set up from TFA. Not that any of it was all that interesting, but still, they were obviously not on the same page and working well together.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's what happens when you don't have a single director for a trilogy,
        The OT did fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's by far the worst of the 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Specifically because the first two were such shit. It's not possible for the third part of a trilogy to be in any way Good, if there's no support and setup from the first two.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zorii bliss or something like that
    gang leader who worked with Poe in the past to smuggle drugs, gives Poe some little doodad that gets past First Order security for old time's sake.

    oh wait, is this a meme answer thread?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zorri Bliss. I only remember it because it sounds like a stripper name.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Orange Buttcheeks.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't remember the name but I know it had a Z in it (think it started with a Z). She got Poe to the star destroyer by giving up her "Get off the planet free" card then somehow got off the planet anyway before it got blown up. Had a few flirty scenes with Poe where she rejected him.
    Basically her only purpose was to be a cool suit of armour like Boba Fett after Rian killed off Phasma. Honestly her design would fit right in with KOTOR.
    I only know this stuff because I watched the movie again recently with family. If I hadn't I'd only vaguely remember her being on the planet she was on and having some backstory with Poe. Even now I can't remember her actual face.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    power rangers

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC she's a cute milf garden gnomeess under the helmet but I can't remember which one.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Plot-de Vice, she gave Moon Knight a way to get past First Order security

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Captain Phasma, she shot a couple people and then exploded.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tory Blitz. Aka male Poe Dameron.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's The Stig. He drives cars fast and doesn't afraid of anything.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ, thats michel morbius

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Michel Morbius, the French vampire?

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